I belong to the church of the rising Poptart. Thus I am a Tart.... not a tard.......the two are often confused by those that are not edified about our religion.
Oh holy Poptart, bless us on this morning. Bring forth warm toastiness into our life. We thank thee for thy fruity filling and the love of your crispiness.....
Cast out ye Toaster Strudel. Take venenge on the fat dough boy and keep our house safe from the one who attempt to throw tube biscuits at us and harm our body and soul.
The eggo, the breakfast biscuit, and the holy cream of wheat.
(or milk, milk, lemonade, this is where the fudge is made)
amen.......
__________________ MAY THE FORK BE WITH YOU -YOU TAKE THE FUN OUT OF DYSFUNCTIONAL!
I belong to the church of the rising Poptart. Thus I am a Tart.... not a tard.......the two are often confused by those that are not edified about our religion.
Oh holy Poptart, bless us on this morning. Bring forth warm toastiness into our life. We thank thee for thy fruity filling and the love of your crispiness.....
Cast out ye Toaster Strudel. Take venenge on the fat dough boy and keep our house safe from the one who attempt to throw tube biscuits at us and harm our body and soul.
The eggo, the breakfast biscuit, and the holy cream of wheat.
(or milk, milk, lemonade, this is where the fudge is made)
My mother was Catholic and a Republican. My father was Protestant and a Democrat. I was told I could be whatever I wanted to be. After watching nightly debates I only know what I do not want to be.
I grew up with Jewish and Baptist influences - am now spiritual but not religious.
__________________ The good life, as I conceive it, is a happy life. I do not mean that if you are good you will be happy - I mean that if you are happy you will be good. --Bertrand Russell
My mother was Catholic and a Republican. My father was Protestant and a Democrat. I was told I could be whatever I wanted to be. After watching nightly debates I only know what I do not want to be.
You sound like you'd make a fabulous Jew
*Disclaimer*This is in no way an attempt to proselytise.*Disclaimer*
My mother was Catholic and a Republican. My father was Protestant and a Democrat. I was told I could be whatever I wanted to be. After watching nightly debates I only know what I do not want to be.
That's like my family except my mother was a Cuban Catholic Republican and my father a midwestern German Catholic Democrat. It's interesting that the Catholic demographic has two very different political traditions.
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You're so bad, a4a. Truly a piece of work...
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