OK, it seems a few of us have had a rough time with the darned NC. I had fantasies today of unloading all this anger, longing, and "WTF" onto my ex. I am creating this thread as a place for all of us in pain to post instead of contacting Ms/Mr ex. It could actually be kind of fun, at least a release.
I had a friend with a terrier dog who used to look out the window and whenever he saw another dog or squirrel or whatever dogs want to kill he would grab the nearest object and shake it furiously, all the while glaring at the object of his hatred, and barking/growling with his mouth full. It was hilarious and poignant, and I have to say, I relate to that pup!
What would you like to tell him or her? Even if it's been building up for years, post it here! Rage-fest! Longing-fest! DO NOT CONTACT that frigging ex, put it all here!!
__________________ We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
Oscar Wilde
Does this ring a bell? "OOOOOH!!! MY CAPTAIN! MY CAPTAIN!"
Yeah, THAT "me".
Just wanted to say hi, see what's up, and let you know that you are dirty, filthy wh**e, and everyone knows it!
You are miserable, friendless, and take whatever brief comfort you can from spreading your legs for every guy that walks by!
Oh, how do I know this? I still hang out with your friend C....
Yeah, remember him? Your so-called "best friend" that you let down when he REALLY needed you?
Yeah, you have a habit of hurting the people close to you. I guess telling your mom that she'll never be a grandmother was just the start, huh?
You kicked your ex out on her (yes, HER) ass, and even threw half of her stuff in the street because she didn't move out fast enough for you. That was really considerate, right?
Your cousin just got married and he's already cheating? That's awful. I guess it's even worse that you let him use you as an alibi so he can get away with it, too!
When you dumped me in a text message, I thought it was the worst possible thing someone could do.
Well, I just want to thank you. You didn't dump me.
You FREED me. You freed me to find the life I want, the friends I want, and the happiness I deserve.
It's too bad you are incapable of finding it for yourself.
I actually feel sorry for you. Your parents are really good people, it's a shame their daughter turned out to be a total ass.
Well, it was fun catching up with you.
Go f*ck yourself. (actually, this is/was an inside joke we had)
*click*
-tp
ahh, that's the stuff
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"I find him both hilarious and deliciously manly. "
- Citizen Erased
OK, I started this, now I'll go... but it might not be my last!
OK, this is the pissed-off version, inspired by tp's brilliant post. I will post the longing one maybe later in the thread. Maybe.
Oh, Hi R. I see you have a pot belly now; seems you've been eating crap since I moved out. Guess your new gf isn't much of a cook, like I am. Oh sorry. Didn't mean to point this out. I've heard she's bulemic, is this true?
So, when are you going to work on the garden? I usually have spinach, peas, and radishes started by now. You told me that you can't wait to plant things differently than I did in the garden I created. Just curious. It's looking a little neglected. The frost date? No, it's not yet. No, I'm not telling you when it is. You're the gardener now, right? You don't need me to tell you about it.
Geez, I have to stop for the time being because I am worried that I will start to sound like Seung-Hui Cho.
To be continued....this is just the tip of the iceberg....the garden thing pushes my buttons....
How you doing? Wow, still not got a girl yet? I guess you cant find someone stupid enough to tell your soppy stories to eh? Yeah stories cos thats what they are. You are a pathetic excuse for a human being who lives off sympathy for people to notice you. That aint something to be proud of mate.
Lol I laughed so hard when I heard about your little stunts to get me jealous. You bragging about shagging a couple of lassies in a club to a friend on the phone when everyone noticed that there was no one on the other side. What girl woud come near you anyway? I dont know what the hell I saw in you.
You are a liar and a loser but there is definitely one thing I have to agree with you on. I am waaaay out of your league and we both know I can do a lot better than you.
I feel sorry for the next girl you date and I hope for her sake she finds out what a lying, pathetic snake you are. Thank you for freeing me.
Your new girlfriend left town again and she hasn't called you? Gosh, that's too bad. I thought maybe after having to put up with me for all those years you'd have found real love at last. I know she has dated every skanky guy in town for a few months at a time, but surely you are different for her, the real thing. And even though I have heard she is a flake, I don't really think you should listen to that stuff. So what if the bill collectors are after her? She moves every few months so they'll never catch up. Shows that she has some street smarts....
Does this ring a bell? "OOOOOH!!! MY CAPTAIN! MY CAPTAIN!"
Yeah, THAT "me".
Just wanted to say hi, see what's up, and let you know that you are dirty, filthy wh**e, and everyone knows it!
You are miserable, friendless, and take whatever brief comfort you can from spreading your legs for every guy that walks by!
Oh, how do I know this? I still hang out with your friend C....
Yeah, remember him? Your so-called "best friend" that you let down when he REALLY needed you?
Yeah, you have a habit of hurting the people close to you. I guess telling your mom that she'll never be a grandmother was just the start, huh?
You kicked your ex out on her (yes, HER) ass, and even threw half of her stuff in the street because she didn't move out fast enough for you. That was really considerate, right?
Your cousin just got married and he's already cheating? That's awful. I guess it's even worse that you let him use you as an alibi so he can get away with it, too!
When you dumped me in a text message, I thought it was the worst possible thing someone could do.
Well, I just want to thank you. You didn't dump me.
You FREED me. You freed me to find the life I want, the friends I want, and the happiness I deserve.
It's too bad you are incapable of finding it for yourself.
I actually feel sorry for you. Your parents are really good people, it's a shame their daughter turned out to be a total ass.
Well, it was fun catching up with you.
Go f*ck yourself. (actually, this is/was an inside joke we had)
*click*
-tp
ahh, that's the stuff
Wow, that was great! You were really dumped through a txt message? I would definitely say you were freed.
__________________ "Search for what you have, not what you have lost"
Does this ring a bell? "OOOOOH!!! MY CAPTAIN! MY CAPTAIN!"
Yeah, THAT "me".
Just wanted to say hi, see what's up, and let you know that you are dirty, filthy wh**e, and everyone knows it!
You are miserable, friendless, and take whatever brief comfort you can from spreading your legs for every guy that walks by!
Oh, how do I know this? I still hang out with your friend C....
Yeah, remember him? Your so-called "best friend" that you let down when he REALLY needed you?
Yeah, you have a habit of hurting the people close to you. I guess telling your mom that she'll never be a grandmother was just the start, huh?
You kicked your ex out on her (yes, HER) ass, and even threw half of her stuff in the street because she didn't move out fast enough for you. That was really considerate, right?
Your cousin just got married and he's already cheating? That's awful. I guess it's even worse that you let him use you as an alibi so he can get away with it, too!
When you dumped me in a text message, I thought it was the worst possible thing someone could do.
Well, I just want to thank you. You didn't dump me.
You FREED me. You freed me to find the life I want, the friends I want, and the happiness I deserve.
It's too bad you are incapable of finding it for yourself.
I actually feel sorry for you. Your parents are really good people, it's a shame their daughter turned out to be a total ass.
Well, it was fun catching up with you.
Go f*ck yourself. (actually, this is/was an inside joke we had)
*click*
-tp
ahh, that's the stuff
Actually I don't see anything wrong with telling your mom she won't be a grandma. There is nothing wrong with not wanting to have children, she was just being upfront with her mom that she didn't plan on having any kids.
Also you have no idea if she is happy or not, she might be ecstatic with her life right now. Hearing it from a "former best friend" who she supposedly let down or whatever isn't really a reliable source to get unbiased info from, lol.
"I've been thinking about you a lot lately so I wrote you a limerick."
"There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who always tried to...getsome,
His wife found this out,
When she felt a little doubt,
Now he can only pee using a bucket."
"I do hope you like it."
"Hugs. Catcha' later...or should I say good luck being able to catch anything again?"
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