How do I get my girlfriend to talk to me?

[Eeyore79]

She's obviously a bit of a prude when it comes to sex; the reasonable thing to do would be for her to offer to stick it in your ass for you. I've never understood why women freak out about such things - I like something in my ass, so why shouldn't he?

[EasyHeart]

Obviously, she is just upset at not being included. I'd buy her a strap-on and promise to be her b*tch.