Author meerkat stew Posted August 2, 2010 Author Posted August 2, 2010 Suck down some Naprosin, toss the kneepads and let it all hang out. You know what you want. You want the painless pole. You guessed it, the dream and allure of the "painless pole," something all men and women everywhere crave. As far as Naprosin, is that better than the Oxycontin/Soma/Phentanyl cocktail I've been chopping up and snorting backstage every 20 minutes? If so, praise be, where can I get some? Canadian online pharmacy where I renew my 500 cap monthly viagra prescription maybe?
carhill Posted August 2, 2010 Posted August 2, 2010 (edited) You can be my 'bar' tender anytime BMF says Naprosin is the only thing between him and titanium/teflon knees so I figured it would work for you. Edited August 2, 2010 by carhill
Author meerkat stew Posted August 2, 2010 Author Posted August 2, 2010 it's ok. FF. We don't judge... I judge, dammit, FF was gonna be my new BFF or rather BMPDFF until he betrayed me and admitted he was just trolling my thread. Please don't taunt me further with fake pastie stories, it just devalues my very real and debilitating experience as a male pole dancer. I haven't even gotten to the lap-dancing part. There is nothing less appreciative than a woman getting a lap dance. They just wait til you aren't looking and mess with the costume, just last night a woman pulled one of the googly eyes right off my weiner dog sock and twisted my merkin around at a very unseemly angle.
tami-chan Posted August 2, 2010 Posted August 2, 2010 "twisted your merkin"? ...uhm...that sounds painful.I am sorry, MS, but perhaps it is time for you to take up another er...hobby?
Shakz Posted August 2, 2010 Posted August 2, 2010 "twisted your merkin"? ...uhm...that sounds painful.I am sorry, MS, but perhaps it is time for you to take up another er...hobby? Hobby! My god, woman, don't you understand? This man is an artist. Take heart, BO. Van Gogh didn't sell a single painting..........while he was alive.
tami-chan Posted August 2, 2010 Posted August 2, 2010 Hobby! My god, woman, don't you understand? This man is an artist. Take heart, BO. Van Gogh didn't sell a single painting..........while he was alive. Oh..I am sorry Shakz. You are right. What the heck is wrong with me? I apologize, meerkat stew.
Author meerkat stew Posted August 2, 2010 Author Posted August 2, 2010 Eureka! I'm going to cut my ear off on stage! Thanks so much for that idea. But I can only do it twice, anyone know of a good prosthetic ear maker on the internet? I can't find em on amazon, just checked. Tami, it was my favorite merkin too, the one with the purple cornrows made of hair I recycled from a discarded "My Little Pony" I found on the frozen pizza aisle at Kroger.
Shakz Posted August 2, 2010 Posted August 2, 2010 Eureka! I'm going to cut my ear off on stage! Thanks so much for that idea. Yes! Yes! Suffer! Suffer for your art!
Art_Critic Posted August 2, 2010 Posted August 2, 2010 The gubmint took all my tapes away, Busted..... only one other poster says gubmint. hahahahaha.......
Gallaxia Posted August 2, 2010 Posted August 2, 2010 Eureka! I'm going to cut my ear off on stage! Thanks so much for that idea. But I can only do it twice, anyone know of a good prosthetic ear maker on the internet? I can't find em on amazon, just checked. Tami, it was my favorite merkin too, the one with the purple cornrows made of hair I recycled from a discarded "My Little Pony" I found on the frozen pizza aisle at Kroger. Sweet Jesus!
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