alphamale Posted April 20, 2009 Posted April 20, 2009 Damn hell! Its been a few years but they are back again. Bloody frickin' boils. Hurts to do anything. Luckily I still have a partial tube of Anusol Hydrocortisone 2.5% leftover that my dad gave me. Phew! Couple days treatment and i can get rid of this blowup lifesaver ring What a pain in the ass!!
Lostgurl Posted April 20, 2009 Posted April 20, 2009 Bloody frickin' boils. :sick: Luckily I still have a partial tube of Anusol Hydrocortisone 2.5% leftover that my dad gave me. Phew! You had better start lubing.
GorillaTheater Posted April 20, 2009 Posted April 20, 2009 My 'roids don't hurt, they just bleed every now and then. Thanks for giving me an opportunity to share.
TaraMaiden Posted April 20, 2009 Posted April 20, 2009 Truly, I am so grateful that you shared this information with us, Alphamale. How have I ever survived for this long without it? My life is complete, Yes. I may die happy. _/l\_
Author alphamale Posted April 20, 2009 Author Posted April 20, 2009 You had better start lubing. i did and the cortisone is stinging like mad Truly, I am so grateful that you shared this information with us, Alphamale. How have I ever survived for this long without it? My life is complete, Yes. I may die happy. thats nice TM
lonelypiscesguy Posted April 20, 2009 Posted April 20, 2009 As I have said for years, 'roids are hella funny until you get them. BTW, why don't they call them ass-teroids?
Trialbyfire Posted April 20, 2009 Posted April 20, 2009 I thought pregnant women got 'roids! Are you pregnant, alpha?
Lostgurl Posted April 20, 2009 Posted April 20, 2009 I thought pregnant women got 'roids! Are you pregnant, alpha? I've never had them and I've carried three kiddos. The things that I went through were more of a pain in the ass than 'roids.
Author alphamale Posted April 20, 2009 Author Posted April 20, 2009 I thought pregnant women got 'roids! Are you pregnant, alpha? no, not that i know of ahhh....i can feel the ointment kickin' in. ooohhh
lonelypiscesguy Posted April 20, 2009 Posted April 20, 2009 Whoever thought up 'roids had a really bad idea!
Jake Barnes Posted April 20, 2009 Posted April 20, 2009 I thought pregnant women got 'roids! Are you pregnant, alpha? hes had a lot of gastrointestinal activity lately
Trialbyfire Posted April 20, 2009 Posted April 20, 2009 hes had a lot of gastrointestinal activity latelyHigher incidents of Gaseous-asseous, a sub-variation of full-of-craptitass?
Jake Barnes Posted April 20, 2009 Posted April 20, 2009 Higher incidents of Gaseous-asseous, a sub-variation of full-of-craptitass? Ill let you do the examination on this one and Ill do the paperwork
Trialbyfire Posted April 20, 2009 Posted April 20, 2009 Ill let you do the examination on this one and Ill do the paperwork *snaps rubber glove*
Sibyl Vane Posted April 20, 2009 Posted April 20, 2009 *snaps rubber glove* Those images are not good! Poor Alpha, having never experienced this I can't say I know what you're going through but you have my sympathy.
Trialbyfire Posted April 20, 2009 Posted April 20, 2009 Those images are not good! Poor Alpha, having never experienced this I can't say I know what you're going through but you have my sympathy. I'm sure it must be painful so for his pain, he also has my sympathy. Might I suggest a high-fibre diet? Even Mickey-Ds, serves salad!
Author alphamale Posted April 21, 2009 Author Posted April 21, 2009 just applied some more cortisone. man, it stings. ouch! me bottom hurts
Art_Critic Posted April 21, 2009 Posted April 21, 2009 Have you thought about having them frozen off Alpha..
Author alphamale Posted April 21, 2009 Author Posted April 21, 2009 *snaps rubber glove* oh funny haha i hope you get 'rhoids one day TBF, the big old nasty ones that bleed and get infected and then you have to go in for surgery
Jake Barnes Posted April 21, 2009 Posted April 21, 2009 just applied some more cortisone. man, it stings. ouch! me bottom hurts I dont envy your next trip to the loo
Author alphamale Posted April 21, 2009 Author Posted April 21, 2009 Have you thought about having them frozen off Alpha.. no, this prescription cortisone takes care of 'em in a few days. it works quite well. the OTC remedies are worthless. they only flare up every few yrs so its no big deal to suffer 2 days every 3 years or so. suffering builds character, me mum used to say
Author alphamale Posted April 21, 2009 Author Posted April 21, 2009 its funny, with this ointment on my anus when i fart it sounds funny. like its muffled or something. a muffler for farts
Jake Barnes Posted April 21, 2009 Posted April 21, 2009 I don't mean to sound clinical, but I think you're constipated. Thats why TBF suggested more fiber so that you don't push so hard and break all those blood vessels that give you the hemroids (sp) The only way to fix it is to modify your diet, I'd sugget add a salad with olive oil twice a day/ less fast food and maybe pick up some fleet mineral water to drink down with a glass of water to get you cleaned out Getting older has its disadvantages
Author alphamale Posted April 21, 2009 Author Posted April 21, 2009 I don't mean to sound clinical, but I think you're constipated. Thats why TBF suggested more fiber so that you don't push so hard and break all those blood vessels that give you the hemroids (sp) i have been constipated for the last month but its due to this new antibiotic i have to take for a while....so i know the cause.
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