rod_in_gtown Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Just remember to use protection. A .38 revolver should do just fine. Link to post Share on other sites
Author dcgirl33 Posted September 19, 2008 Author Share Posted September 19, 2008 He wants sex from you, and now he's getting it, rather easily. I thought you were going to make him wait...? Well, if you go through with this, and you continue to sleep with him, just make sure you are devoting equal time to activities outside the bedroom, or you will quickly see your situation go from potential relationship to FWB. You guys act like I don't really want sex from him. Yes, I do. But I was trying to do the lady thing and wait. Well, now we have an emergency situation and tonight's the night. He's crazy sexy. I'm the lucky one. Link to post Share on other sites
Author dcgirl33 Posted September 19, 2008 Author Share Posted September 19, 2008 Just remember to use protection. A .38 revolver should do just fine. Ha! You guys are forgetting the fact that he may actually have ED and I may not be getting anything. I'm very excited about this now, so I can tell you that if he can't perform, I may get UGLY. Link to post Share on other sites
2sunny Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Ha! You guys are forgetting the fact that he may actually have ED and I may not be getting anything. I'm very excited about this now, so I can tell you that if he can't perform, I may get UGLY. yep, reality is that if his member can't perform YOU WILL BE CRUSHED! i guarantee that your mind will be thinking that he doesn't find you attractive. then he will have YOU trying harder to be sure he is! and frustrated all the way... seen it happen before - it's not pretty... but hey, he has already warned you. this would have gone so much better all the way around if you had just not had all those dates this past week that we warned you about... what would have been wrong with just waiting the whole week until saturday? you, my dear, are a stubborn gal - intent on jeopardizing a good thing. the monopoly you think you have on him is about to get sideways... he wants to dump you and you are trying a desperate attempt to reel him in with sex when he says he may not be capable of performing... i see very bad things coming out of this... too bad - it originally had good potential until your stubborn nature got in the way. Link to post Share on other sites
Author dcgirl33 Posted September 19, 2008 Author Share Posted September 19, 2008 [sIZE=2]Hey, Sexy Jane - Do you want me to pick you up from work? I'm leaving at 3:30. What time do you leave today? Also, I thought you might want to get dinner tonight. I made reservations for 7:30. XOXOXO, Darren [/sIZE] Link to post Share on other sites
Cherry Blossom 35 Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 [sIZE=2]Hey, Sexy Jane - Do you want me to pick you up from work? I'm leaving at 3:30. What time do you leave today? Also, I thought you might want to get dinner tonight. I made reservations for 7:30. XOXOXO, Darren [/sIZE] That's a good thing! He wants to spend time with you outside the bedroom, too! Link to post Share on other sites
Author dcgirl33 Posted September 19, 2008 Author Share Posted September 19, 2008 yep, reality is that if his member can't perform YOU WILL BE CRUSHED! i guarantee that your mind will be thinking that he doesn't find you attractive. he wants to dump you and you are trying a desperate attempt to reel him in with sex when he says he may not be capable of performing... i see very bad things coming out of this... Ha! That's too much. Lookat, if this guy can't perform, is he really in a position to be dumping anyone? NOT! If that's his case then I'm an EXCELLENT catch. Ain't noboby trying to put up with THAT! I'm just ready for it because I haven't had any in over 6 yerars. It makes me no never mind. Once you've lived in the desert, a drought doesn't scare you. Link to post Share on other sites
IfWishesWereHorses Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Just remember to use protection. A .38 revolver should do just fine. :lmao::lmao: Now that was funny! Link to post Share on other sites
DaisyBelle Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 *pulls up a chair* I. Cannot. Wait. Jane, will you please post over the weekend because I can't wait until Monday. Seriously. All weekend long I'm gonna be thinkin' about the status of Darren's junk, which I realize is way weird. Link to post Share on other sites
2sunny Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Ha! That's too much. Lookat, if this guy can't perform, is he really in a position to be dumping anyone? NOT! If that's his case then I'm an EXCELLENT catch. Ain't noboby trying to put up with THAT! I'm just ready for it because I haven't had any in over 6 yerars. It makes me no never mind. Once you've lived in the desert, a drought doesn't scare you. believe me when i say it's only a problem if you are in the desert, parched, desperate, and shriveled up from the hot sun and there is a huge, refreshing, cool and beautiful pond calling your name and no way to get to it. poor Darren - he has no idea we are all discussing his member and its potential or non potential in a public forum. Link to post Share on other sites
DaisyBelle Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 << Ha! You guys are forgetting the fact that he may actually have ED and I may not be getting anything. >> As far as I know, ED wouldn't affect his tongue, so by all means...you should be getting somethin'. Link to post Share on other sites
Author dcgirl33 Posted September 19, 2008 Author Share Posted September 19, 2008 *pulls up a chair* I. Cannot. Wait. Jane, will you please post over the weekend because I can't wait until Monday. Seriously. All weekend long I'm gonna be thinkin' about the status of Darren's junk, which I realize is way weird. I will be busy tonight but will try to post before "the boy" gets back tomorrow evening. However, if Darren does well, we may extend the date thru Saturday evening when "the boy" gets back. If Darren flops, I know I will be free to post on Saturday. I doubt that he would want to keep me in house looking at him if he didn't perform. Link to post Share on other sites
2sunny Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 don't expect it to be a flop... it may look hard enough for lift off - but not capable of actually sustaining enough for penetration. that is where it will be frustrating. and embarrassing for him too. poor guy - what a set up for disappointment. Link to post Share on other sites
Author dcgirl33 Posted September 19, 2008 Author Share Posted September 19, 2008 << Ha! You guys are forgetting the fact that he may actually have ED and I may not be getting anything. >> As far as I know, ED wouldn't affect his tongue, so by all means...you should be getting somethin'. Oh, so I should insist on this if he Flops? He did put his tongue in my ear and did something I'd never seen. It was great, so he should know how else to use that tongue of his? Link to post Share on other sites
Author dcgirl33 Posted September 19, 2008 Author Share Posted September 19, 2008 don't expect it to be a flop... it may look hard enough for lift off - but not capable of actually sustaining enough for penetration. that is where it will be frustrating. and embarrassing for him too. poor guy - what a set up for disappointment. Honestly, I just don't think he's really having this problem. I can't believe it. Beside, he has been very physically aggressive when we are face to face. What would be his point? A man with any form of ED isn't doing all the stuff he does. He's VERY fresh. Link to post Share on other sites
rod_in_gtown Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Honestly, I just don't think he's really having this problem. I can't believe it. Beside, he has been very physically aggressive when we are face to face. What would be his point? A man with any form of ED isn't doing all the stuff he does. He's VERY fresh. He's saving himself for you! that's why he hasn't done anything but salute... Please wear a helmet, the pressure of the hose might shoot you into the ceiling and you could get a concussion! :lmao: Link to post Share on other sites
DaisyBelle Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 << Oh, so I should insist on this if he Flops? He did put his tongue in my ear and did something I'd never seen. It was great, so he should know how else to use that tongue of his? >> Well, either way (performance or non-performance), it doesn't hurt to ask. What I'm sayin' is there are other methods besides penetration to get busy. Seriously, though, if the little soldier can't perform, I'd recommend a visit to the Pleasure Palace at DuPont for some toys for alternative methods. Link to post Share on other sites
Author dcgirl33 Posted September 19, 2008 Author Share Posted September 19, 2008 << Oh, so I should insist on this if he Flops? He did put his tongue in my ear and did something I'd never seen. It was great, so he should know how else to use that tongue of his? >> Well, either way (performance or non-performance), it doesn't hurt to ask. What I'm sayin' is there are other methods besides penetration to get busy. Seriously, though, if the little soldier can't perform, I'd recommend a visit to the Pleasure Palace at DuPont for some toys for alternative methods. No Pleasure Palace. I don't want any toys. I can play with myself. Whatever he's using is going to have to be a part of his anatomy. I'm just that way. You don't want to get these freaks thinking that they can just show up with a bag of tricks and nothing else. Link to post Share on other sites
paddington bear Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 I think the whole ED thing was a) a way of bringing up the whole sex topic as quickly as possible and b) a way of making you want to have sex with him sooner rather than later in order to help fix his little problem. Bravo to Darren! He's a clever man! Link to post Share on other sites
2sunny Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 i think this thread has run its course... the title was "how can i let him know i'm interested?" we're way past answering the original question. Link to post Share on other sites
rod_in_gtown Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Jane and darren http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCQgfjAhH-o Link to post Share on other sites
paddington bear Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 i think this thread has run its course... the title was "how can i let him know i'm interested?" we're way past answering the original question. Ah come on...it's fun, like a mini soap opera. I am waiting for the next installment. Anyway, I think the question now is if his ED will actually let her know if he's interested Link to post Share on other sites
djhall Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Personally, I've been using the whole, "I'm gay, but around you I feel this strange attraction I've never felt toward a woman before," approach to trick women into having sex with me. The, "I'm sorry, I have E.D. and am unable to hae sex, but, wait, what is this, it's alive, only you can cause a Category 4 in my pants," angle is brilliant! As for the worry he may be unable to perform, I think you should spike his drink with a Viagra when he isn't looking to make him think you inspire him to new levels and lengths of firmess which should give you the upper hand in the relationship again. Link to post Share on other sites
paddington bear Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Personally, I've been using the whole, "I'm gay, but around you I feel this strange attraction I've never felt toward a woman before," approach to trick women into having sex with me. The, "I'm sorry, I have E.D. and am unable to hae sex, but, wait, what is this, it's alive, only you can cause a Category 4 in my pants," angle is brilliant! As for the worry he may be unable to perform, I think you should spike his drink with a Viagra when he isn't looking to make him think you inspire him to new levels and lengths of firmess which should give you the upper hand in the relationship again. And a bravo to you too!!! Sneaky, machiavellian, schemers the lot of you! Who said honesty is the best policy? 'I'm completely f****d up and you don't want to go there with me' works quite well on me too: ooh only me me me can fix this damaged man and make him whole again...ooops, I'm not in the 'why women like bad boys' thread... Link to post Share on other sites
IfWishesWereHorses Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Personally, I've been using the whole, "I'm gay, but around you I feel this strange attraction I've never felt toward a woman before," approach to trick women into having sex with me. The, "I'm sorry, I have E.D. and am unable to hae sex, but, wait, what is this, it's alive, only you can cause a Category 4 in my pants," angle is brilliant! As for the worry he may be unable to perform, I think you should spike his drink with a Viagra when he isn't looking to make him think you inspire him to new levels and lengths of firmess which should give you the upper hand in the relationship again. DJ, It's wonderful to know that this thread has served some useful purpose apart from mindless entertainment! Link to post Share on other sites
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