Author underpants Posted March 10, 2008 Author Posted March 10, 2008 Well, It seems as though I have won the contest. He spent an extended time in the bathroom this morning. I am still holding out. However, I had to deal with massive cramping. I may have to get some rose petals to leave behind after I flush the evidence. When and if I can ever do that.
Gold Pile Posted March 10, 2008 Posted March 10, 2008 He spent an extended time in the bathroom this morning. He marked his territory. At least that's what I do when a lady lets me use her bathroom. It's a warning to all other guys (and dogs) that this woman is taken.
D-Lish Posted March 10, 2008 Posted March 10, 2008 Well, It seems as though I have won the contest. He spent an extended time in the bathroom this morning. I am still holding out. However, I had to deal with massive cramping. I may have to get some rose petals to leave behind after I flush the evidence. When and if I can ever do that. LOVE IT! Just surprise him one morning undie.... take a big sip of your coffee, lift your leg and let a toot fly. If he stays- he loves you. If he leaves, well, the whole thing was a bad idea and you should never listen to my advice again.
nittygritty Posted March 10, 2008 Posted March 10, 2008 LOVE IT! Just surprise him one morning undie.... take a big sip of your coffee, lift your leg and let a toot fly. If he stays- he loves you. If he leaves, well, the whole thing was a bad idea and you should never listen to my adviceagain. This may be how the terms Dumper, Dumpee and NC came about...
Trialbyfire Posted March 10, 2008 Posted March 10, 2008 unders, there's a time for giving and a time for receiving, in any relationship. Apparently, he has finally succumbed to giving. Now it's your turn. Give with no restraint.
Trimmer Posted March 11, 2008 Posted March 11, 2008 You know, I was kinda missing the ol' poop thread the other day, and then I stumble on this gem... He marked his territory. At least that's what I do when a lady lets me use her bathroom. And you ladies thought all that dried pee on the rim and on the floor around the toilet was just "bad aim..." It seems as though I have won the contest. He spent an extended time in the bathroom this morning. Pleeeeeaase tell us that he didn't leave behind any skid marks. (You'll know he was out late drinking beer last night...)
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