underpants Posted March 9, 2008 Posted March 9, 2008 So, My new friend has taken to wanting to come over to my house in the mornings and have a cup of coffee with me. It is sweet and I guess this is some courting gesture. The problem is that ...well...you know...morning + coffee = bathroom needs. So I sit there and look like , and inside I am feeling . I usually, just rush him away and then run to the bathroom. Suggestions?
Touche Posted March 9, 2008 Posted March 9, 2008 Switch to tea? Or maybe eat dinner at a different time so it throws your "schedule" off? Even your problems are funny, Undies!
Kamille Posted March 9, 2008 Posted March 9, 2008 Buy air-freshener? Get up earlier, have your coffee and do the deed before he shows up? (That would never work with me... I'd resent anyone who made me get up early....) Face up to it and do the deed while he is there? How remote is your bathroom?
curiousnycgirl Posted March 9, 2008 Posted March 9, 2008 Sweet yes, but frankly I would not be happy having my morning interrupted like that! How about telling him that while it is very sweet, the early morning thing just isn't working for you? Can you suggest another time? Is this a daily occurence?
Touche Posted March 9, 2008 Posted March 9, 2008 Sweet yes, but frankly I would not be happy having my morning interrupted like that! How about telling him that while it is very sweet, the early morning thing just isn't working for you? Can you suggest another time? Is this a daily occurence? If Undies is healthy it is.
Storyrider Posted March 9, 2008 Posted March 9, 2008 If Undies is healthy it is. He's her regular beau. I hope she doesn't dump him over this.
Author underpants Posted March 9, 2008 Author Posted March 9, 2008 Buy air-freshener? Get up earlier, have your coffee and do the deed before he shows up? (That would never work with me... I'd resent anyone who made me get up early....) Face up to it and do the deed while he is there? How remote is your bathroom? I thought about getting up earlier, but then I hit the snooze. I can't possibly do that, with him here. We are not there yet. I do have a freshener in the bathroom, but still. I just don't think I can. It is funny because I had an overnight with him recently and it was torture on my bowels. They kept feeding me and I was like...no mas, no mas. If Undies is healthy it is.
Art_Critic Posted March 9, 2008 Posted March 9, 2008 Can you go to another bathroom... When my wife and I were getting acquainted I would use a bathroom in the middle floor and she would use the bathroom upstairs but on the other side of the house. When I would stay at her house I would have the same problem you do.. She only had one bathroom in her house.. After a while I just got to a point I would tell her not to go in there.. She did the same..We kind of made a little joke out it..
Art_Critic Posted March 9, 2008 Posted March 9, 2008 Febreeze works like a charm also..We use that at work..
Touche Posted March 9, 2008 Posted March 9, 2008 He's her regular beau. I hope she doesn't dump him over this. :lmao::lmao::laugh:
Author underpants Posted March 9, 2008 Author Posted March 9, 2008 Oh my... We both only have one bathroom. Actually I have another one but it is very far away (in another building) and that would be soo obvious. My bil goes there . I guess eventually this minor issue will come to pass...gas.
Gold Pile Posted March 9, 2008 Posted March 9, 2008 He must know the effects of coffee, maybe he wants to bring your relationship to a new level. I had an emergency once. When I emerged from the bathroom she shot me an awkward look. I said " I'm sorry, I thought you knew". We laughed it off, everyone has bowels.
Touche Posted March 9, 2008 Posted March 9, 2008 I was just wondering though why you're the only one with the issue? Doesn't this guy have to go too?
Author underpants Posted March 9, 2008 Author Posted March 9, 2008 I was just wondering though why you're the only one with the issue? Doesn't this guy have to go too? Huh? You have a point. Maybe he gets it out of the way before he comes over? Maybe it is a contest to see which of us will go first?
Touche Posted March 9, 2008 Posted March 9, 2008 Maybe it is a contest to see which of us will go first? Ladies first!
Replicant Posted March 9, 2008 Posted March 9, 2008 So I sit there and look like , and inside I am feeling . I usually, just rush him away and then run to the bathroom. Well if he can stand being in there after you have, i see long term potential in the making here!
nittygritty Posted March 9, 2008 Posted March 9, 2008 He must know the effects of coffee, maybe he wants to bring your relationship to a new level. This may be Starbucks and Java Daves marketing strategy.
Author underpants Posted March 9, 2008 Author Posted March 9, 2008 Well if he can stand being in there after you have, i see long term potential in the making here! Oh... The sniff test. Not going to happen. Ever. Good girls don't poop.
nittygritty Posted March 9, 2008 Posted March 9, 2008 Oh... The sniff test. Not going to happen. Ever. Good girls don't poop. This secret that your keeping from him could lead to serious problems. I think you should just be honest with him and tell him that you poop.
Phateless Posted March 9, 2008 Posted March 9, 2008 Unders, I have a great piece of literature to recommend for you. It's called "everybody poops."
Replicant Posted March 9, 2008 Posted March 9, 2008 He must know the effects of coffee, maybe he wants to bring your relationship to a new level. I had an emergency once. When I emerged from the bathroom she shot me an awkward look. I said " I'm sorry, I thought you knew". We laughed it off, everyone has bowels. ^^^ How do you know your dates bodies wont be processing your stale chocolates by date time!?. No complaints obviously means they are getting into them
Touche Posted March 9, 2008 Posted March 9, 2008 Nitty is so right. You're misrepresenting yourself now. Look at all the threads on here about people saying they're mates changed...that they're not who they first portrayed themselves to be. You don't want that. You must open up and let him know that you poop! Good communication (and a bad sense of smell) is KEY to any good relationship.
White Flower Posted March 9, 2008 Posted March 9, 2008 Just tell him, "Wild thing, you move me." I love it!
Ariadne Posted March 9, 2008 Posted March 9, 2008 Just give him something to entertain himself. You know, like the remote control, some machinery, crossword puzzle etc. Then say I'll be right back.
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