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Vaa vvaaaa-vooooommmmmmmmmmmm!!!

 

If you're 6ft4".... I wonder... it's ok. I'll stop. I am attached. With two people!!!!

 

I tell you this, if I had a sister I would introduce her to you. I'm sure she would be loyal. :D

 

So why is it that you're not attached? Have you got your heart broken?

 

We have all had our heart broken, but that was many years ago.

 

Like I said, I travel extensively and I can't give too much into a relationship at this time, so I am single and prefer it for now.

 

The way I love women in all their curves, I just might find myself being a cake eater if I was in a relationship. Flings would be world wide.

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I'm a good witch...not a bad one. Anyway, you don't have to send me any vibes at all. I just seem to pick them up from people without any effort on their part at all.

 

Why do you hate me? Gold Polly tells you to go see Jesus in Michigan and talks about chicken farms and you thank him. And I tell you to lay off the bread and I get my head chopped off? Sheesh. What did I do?

 

Oh well I see you did thank me here. Ok, you're welcome.

 

So you like club sandwiches too?

 

Ok. If you say so.

 

I don't even know you except from some of the posts you posted theredore how can I hate you. I might not like the way you approach people or advice them but everyone has their opinions. Anyway, don't you think that's a bit high school? I don't think you're still in high school, reading by your threads around here. Pollywag is funny. It is funny. I can't seem to put a finger onto it - female or male. Cute avatar though.

 

I love club sandwich! Especially if it is three-layered and put together with that frilly toothpick!!!! Must have turkey and bacon in it. Alot of them too!!!

 

What kind of sandwich do you like?

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We have all had our heart broken, but that was many years ago.

 

Like I said, I travel extensively and I can't give too much into a relationship at this time, so I am single and prefer it for now.

 

The way I love women in all their curves, I just might find myself being a cake eater if I was in a relationship. Flings would be world wide.

 

True. I don't think you have lived if you didn't get your heart broken. At least once, I tell you. I tell you that!!

 

How often do you travel? Ooh la la..... yes, women and their curves. You might just be one good looking cake-eater but don't do it. I am sure you knowa lot of women get hurt by that.

 

So you meet alot of exotic women on your trips?

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Ok. If you say so.

 

I don't even know you except from some of the posts you posted theredore how can I hate you. I might not like the way you approach people or advice them but everyone has their opinions. Anyway, don't you think that's a bit high school? I don't think you're still in high school, reading by your threads around here. Pollywag is funny. It is funny. I can't seem to put a finger onto it - female or male. Cute avatar though.

 

I love club sandwich! Especially if it is three-layered and put together with that frilly toothpick!!!! Must have turkey and bacon in it. Alot of them too!!!

 

What kind of sandwich do you like?

 

I know I'm not everyone's cup 'o tea. But I really do mean well. I don't go out of my way to hurt people you know.

 

What's a bit "high school?" I didn't know what you meant there.

 

I do have a profile pic too. That should answer your question as to my sex.

 

I love sandwiches but I'm not that big on bread. I like the meat better. But I'd say Reubens and Rachels are my favorite. Hey, I'll bet being that you're bi you like Reubens and Rachels too! See, we have something in common.

 

Tuna melts are good too. And I'd guess you love tuna, right?

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True. I don't think you have lived if you didn't get your heart broken. At least once, I tell you. I tell you that!!

 

How often do you travel? Ooh la la..... yes, women and their curves. You might just be one good looking cake-eater but don't do it. I am sure you knowa lot of women get hurt by that.

 

So you meet alot of exotic women on your trips?

 

I travel weekly for business. When I do take extended travel I like the more exotic places. I find the most beautiful woman are Scandinavian, Brazilian and Malasyian. Mostly because they are very in touch with their sexuality. North American women is a whole different scale in terms of culture.

 

The mention of threesomes have most North Americans up in arms where these other women from other cultures are more open to explore.

 

Milx, is that you in the avatar?

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I know I'm not everyone's cup 'o tea. But I really do mean well. I don't go out of my way to hurt people you know.

 

What's a bit "high school?" I didn't know what you meant there.

 

I do have a profile pic too. That should answer your question as to my sex.

 

I love sandwiches but I'm not that big on bread. I like the meat better. But I'd say Reubens and Rachels are my favorite. Hey, I'll bet being that you're bi you like Reubens and Rachels too! See, we have something in common.

 

Tuna melts are good too. And I'd guess you love tuna, right?

 

No one is everyone's cup of tea. If you think you mean well, then there's nothing to worry about. It's good you don't go all out of your way to hurt people. I don't think that's right, I tell you. Another thing I despice is people that are narrow minded. O well that is life. It's full of all sorts of people. Colourful world we live in.

 

I know you're female because you're a witch. I think a male would be wizard, no? Who are these people Reubens and Rachels? Are you telling me you swing both wasy too???

 

I have my sandwiches at this deli near my neigborhood. Very delicious club sandwich. Tuna melts are scrumptious!!!

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I travel weekly for business. When I do take extended travel I like the more exotic places. I find the most beautiful woman are Scandinavian, Brazilian and Malasyian. Mostly because they are very in touch with their sexuality. North American women is a whole different scale in terms of culture.

 

The mention of threesomes have most North Americans up in arms where these other women from other cultures are more open to explore.

 

Milx, is that you in the avatar?

 

You must be very lucky man when you travel. Women must be throwing themselves to you with your body almost like your avatar. Are you sure that is not you???

 

I love exotic places. I never been to Scandinavia, Brazil or Malaysia. Women from those countries are in touched with their sexuality?? Have you dated any exotic women?

 

Not alot of Americans would like to have 3somes especially the women, I tell you. Very rare.

 

I put up my pic but it was very small. Too smallish.

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No one is everyone's cup of tea. If you think you mean well, then there's nothing to worry about. It's good you don't go all out of your way to hurt people. I don't think that's right, I tell you. Another thing I despice is people that are narrow minded. O well that is life. It's full of all sorts of people. Colourful world we live in.

 

I know you're female because you're a witch. I think a male would be wizard, no? Who are these people Reubens and Rachels? Are you telling me you swing both wasy too???

 

I have my sandwiches at this deli near my neigborhood. Very delicious club sandwich. Tuna melts are scrumptious!!!

 

I knew you'd like a good tuna melt!:laugh:

 

Reubens and Rachels aren't people. And I only swing both ways in my sandwich preferences I guess.

 

You have a deli that doesn't serve a Reuben and/or a Rachel? Wow. What country are you in?

 

A Reuben is corned beef on rye bread, with Russian dressing, mustard, sauerkraut and melted swiss...yummy. And a Rachel is the same thing only with pastrami instead of corned beef. I'm partial to a good Rachel myself.

 

Now, don't be talking about club sandwiches. You don't need anymore bread you know.:laugh:

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I knew you'd like a good tuna melt!:laugh:

 

Reubens and Rachels aren't people. And I only swing both ways in my sandwich preferences I guess.

 

You have a deli that doesn't serve a Reuben and/or a Rachel? Wow. What country are you in?

 

A Reuben is corned beef on rye bread, with Russian dressing, mustard, sauerkraut and melted swiss...yummy. And a Rachel is the same thing only with pastrami instead of corned beef. I'm partial to a good Rachel myself.

 

Now, don't be talking about club sandwiches. You don't need anymore bread you know.:laugh:

 

Is that what you call corned beef and same goes with Rachel? I have eaten both but they call it as sandwich with all those things in it!!! I didn't know it's called Reubens and Rachel! Very interesting!

 

I think I should fix myself a sandwich now. No.... not human sandwich :lmao:

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Is that what you call corned beef and same goes with Rachel? I have eaten both but they call it as sandwich with all those things in it!!! I didn't know it's called Reubens and Rachel! Very interesting!

 

I think I should fix myself a sandwich now. No.... not human sandwich :lmao:

 

Ok, enjoy your sandwich as much as you'd enjoy your human sandwich.:laugh:

 

I have to go now too.

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Ok, enjoy your sandwich as much as you'd enjoy your human sandwich.:laugh:

 

I have to go now too.

 

Thank you!

 

Thank you for your good advice. I will look into it, give it more thought. Drop by again to know more about sandwiches! :p

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Exactly. No one is everyone's cup of tea because we all know that if were everyone's cup of tea then we would not be typing in this forum because everyone knows that tea cups don't have computer skills let alone typing skills. Ok I have a bone to pick though, and not like the kind I dig out of my backyard or like the kind that I imagine Troutiejr having. Touche: I am hurt that you would think my advice is not worthy, I said before I know I may not give the best advice but lordy lord knows I try. I may not be the world's smartest dog and I may have a shady past of mutting around town with the rough necks but I am reformed now just look at my picture, pictures don't lie, married men do. A picture tells a thousand words or maybe just one word, depends which picture you look at. At any rate, now I am here at the convent and Christ has reformed me. I think that if you are good at reading people you would know that I mean no harm, and I only want what's best for them. and that includes Milx and even you Touche. I sense the pain in your words. Touche take my hand and let us pray.

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Gold Polly, it's not that I didn't think your advice was worthy but mine was better. I advised Minx to cut back on the bread and concentrate on the meat and you advised her to run to Michigan and see Jesus. Now who has the more practical advise here? And what about the chicken farm thing? Isn't the OP dealing with enough chicken shyt without getting herself knee deep in more?

 

Take your hand and pray? Is your hand clean?

 

What pain in my words?

 

And yes, milx, I'll be back to learn more. This has been quite an education for me. You're opening up my vistas.

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Gold Polly, it's not that I didn't think your advice was worthy but mine was better. I advised Minx to cut back on the bread and concentrate on the meat and you advised her to run to Michigan and see Jesus. Now who has the more practical advise here? And what about the chicken farm thing? Isn't the OP dealing with enough chicken shyt without getting herself knee deep in more?

 

Take your hand and pray? Is your hand clean?

 

What pain in my words?

 

And yes, milx, I'll be back to learn more. This has been quite an education for me. You're opening up my vistas.

 

My child don't let the devil speak for you, whenever you get an urge to say something that is evil call god into your heart. Look up into the sky and get down on your hands and knees, with one hand use your fingers to pull the skin of your eyes down as if making your eyes wider and and with the other hand lift your nose up like a snout of a pig and repeat these words "be gone incubus, father save me, be gone incubus, father set me free" chant this many times and don't type or say anything until you are sure that god is in you. You will know, it sort of feels like indegestion and bloating.

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My child don't let the devil speak for you, whenever you get an urge to say something that is evil call god into your heart. Look up into the sky and get down on your hands and knees, with one hand use your fingers to pull the skin of your eyes down as if making your eyes wider and and with the other hand lift your nose up like a snout of a pig and repeat these words "be gone incubus, father save me, be gone incubus, father set me free" chant this many times and don't type or say anything until you are sure that god is in you. You will know, it sort of feels like indegestion and bloating.

 

Damn you...why'd you have to remind me of my ex? He used to call me an "incubus":sick:

 

I'll try to do that later when my H is home. He likes when I get in that position so I can kill two birds with one stone. Hopefully he won't see the eye and nose contortiions from back there. That might turn him off a little.

 

I'll let you know if it works for me.. But to be honest, I'm not sure I want to drive the devil out of me. See for a long time, I had no devil in me really. I was constantly being pushed around. My whole life finally changed when I let the devil in. No one ever pushes me around anymore. Sure not everyone likes me like before, but that's a small price to pay in my book.

 

So I'll just have to think about all of this and get back to you, ok? Thanks for trying to help though.

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My child don't let the devil speak for you, whenever you get an urge to say something that is evil call god into your heart. Look up into the sky and get down on your hands and knees, with one hand use your fingers to pull the skin of your eyes down as if making your eyes wider and and with the other hand lift your nose up like a snout of a pig and repeat these words "be gone incubus, father save me, be gone incubus, father set me free" chant this many times and don't type or say anything until you are sure that god is in you. You will know, it sort of feels like indegestion and bloating.

 

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

 

I do think it works. I felt a sudden devilish burst of laughter!

 

Praise you sister! You are so blessed!

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I should add Polly.....

 

You certainly sport some nice pups! Thanks for sharing ;)

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Why thank you Troutie my pups are all real too. And hotdiggidy dang, the lord giveth and he taketh away but when he made you he forked out the farm!! God bless America Troutiejr!! .................................................................................................................................................................................................. Touche, blessed child, as Mother Magdalen always says: - Sister Gretta you've been at the altar all morning, please hurry up in there we all have to go- ....ah no...maybe that wasn't the expression I as looking for. At any rateO Mother Magdalen always teaches us that a dog with a past is nothing more than a dog without a past. And what she means by this is that we all come from a place of shame or hurt or trouble, but the important thing is finding salvation. I found salvation the first time when I was at my lowest, I saw a big sign that read Salvation. So I went in and I found a world of possibilities. As I left the place I looked back and realised that when I looked at the sign closely the Army part of the sign had erroded off. Nevertheless, I was happy because I found a nice outfit. A b1tch such as myself does not find clothing easily. I am wearing the outfit right now it is the same one you see me wearing in the photo. The natural next step was to join a convent. I am not suggesting that you join a convent Touche but you can find your own Salvation Army, or Goodwill or H&M, The Gap whatever!! It doesn't matter. As long as you find your place. Because the clothes make the lady and it's not where you came from but what you wear. and I know you can appreciate good clothes because you keep calling me Gold Polly, those are Patricia Fields shoes are they not? Thank you for sharing your story, I like you just the way you are. Go with god but always ask for a receipt, you can later expense it.

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Polly dear, are you nuns sneaking in some illegal substances..I mean, really! What the hey?

 

And I'm not too happy with you comparing me to a dog, just for the record.

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No, I don't talk to anyone else about this. How could I? THey would judge me so harshly! Not that I care a lot if they did. If you don't care for me to ask, what does RL stands for???

 

If you did have someone to talk to, it would be better. RL - real life.

 

I don't know if I feel comfortabel yet over here. Touche keeps mocking and I really don't appreciate it. Do I go around making fun of people? I can if I want to but I don't know those people to make my time worth my mocking. I do feel slightly better talking a bit about my situation.

 

You'll get used to it. Look at you now, giving out recipes and actually communicating with almost all these people on your thread!

 

I haven't called or send text messages to both of them today. MW sent me one but I didn't reply. I didn't reply because I was busy and now it's too late to reply because she is out meeting suppliers.

 

Ah okay. Well what is new with your and your sandwiches.... or breads at Touche puts it?

 

As for your question on tips, here it is :

 

I tell you, chocolate mousse is a little bit tricky. If the egg yolks in put when the chocolate is too warm, it will cook, if too cold, it will seize up when you put the other ingredients. If you stir and not fold the egg whites and whipped cream in, your mousse will be dense instead of fluffy. You have the recipe? Good luck and it takes a lot of practise to make good mousse, I tell you!!!!

 

OH MY! Thanks of the tips. Think I'll give it a go this Sunday! Thanks and keep it real, Milx!

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Exactly. No one is everyone's cup of tea because we all know that if were everyone's cup of tea then we would not be typing in this forum because everyone knows that tea cups don't have computer skills let alone typing skills. Ok I have a bone to pick though, and not like the kind I dig out of my backyard or like the kind that I imagine Troutiejr having. Touche: I am hurt that you would think my advice is not worthy, I said before I know I may not give the best advice but lordy lord knows I try. I may not be the world's smartest dog and I may have a shady past of mutting around town with the rough necks but I am reformed now just look at my picture, pictures don't lie, married men do. A picture tells a thousand words or maybe just one word, depends which picture you look at. At any rate, now I am here at the convent and Christ has reformed me. I think that if you are good at reading people you would know that I mean no harm, and I only want what's best for them. and that includes Milx and even you Touche. I sense the pain in your words. Touche take my hand and let us pray.

 

Pollywag, they have a convent for dogs???

 

Thank you. I want what's best for me too.

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If you did have someone to talk to, it would be better. RL - real life.

 

 

 

You'll get used to it. Look at you now, giving out recipes and actually communicating with almost all these people on your thread!

 

 

 

Ah okay. Well what is new with your and your sandwiches.... or breads at Touche puts it?

 

 

 

OH MY! Thanks of the tips. Think I'll give it a go this Sunday! Thanks and keep it real, Milx!

 

Real life. I got you. Thank you. I tell you, I have learned quite a bit on this forum. RL, MW, MM, OP.... golly! It's all new to me.

 

Nothing is new. Actually alot but I don't know if I should write it down here. It's complicated as it is and I wonder if you all are here just because it is some form of entertainment for you guys. It's like my life is all circusy.

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Trust me on this, if we wanted something entertaining - well, me at least - I'd go elsewhere. Not this board. Maybe Multiple topics or Sexual Health etc.

 

So go ahead and post what's happening around you. It might just lift some burden off your heavy shoulders... :)

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