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Thanks Johan.. you crack me up..

 

A big year to level all the bad in my past.. all that loss replaced by all this love and good...

 

She is really someone special...

I'm marrying up..

 

Well, I hope for the same someday. The only woman worthy of my seed thinks I'm an idiot. I've never argued with her about that. But I'd marry up, if I was capable, to a higher latitude. She would be marrying up, too, to a higher altitude. I think that's fair.

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omg Congrats! Now I don't normally think Clowns should reproduce but damn this made me smile :laugh:

 

We all know you will be a great father and husband, you deserve the life you will have :bunny::bunny:

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You sure can keep a secret! I would have been busting at the seams.

 

A fine Dad you will be, Art. My best wishes for both of you. :)

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I knew the breast feeding was really for me. :laugh:

 

I think you should try some breast milk.............Put it in your coffee. ;)

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Well, I hope for the same someday.

 

Sometimes all it takes is looking the other way.. then bam.. it hits you.

 

It'll happen to you Johan...

 

omg Congrats! Now I don't normally think Clowns should reproduce but damn this made me smile :laugh:

 

We all know you will be a great father and husband, you deserve the life you will have :bunny::bunny:

 

Thanks DC... it certainly is touching to hear your words...

 

Oh.. I also do agree that Clowns really shouldn't reproduce.... but I'm going to have to take one for the team...

 

I have a small Clown Car to fill for the Circus Thread...:laugh:

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You sure can keep a secret! I would have been busting at the seams.

 

A fine Dad you will be, Art. My best wishes for both of you. :)

 

Thanks DDL...

 

I was busting at the seams.. :)

 

I almost slipped up a few weeks ago in a meeting with my brother..I caught myself and did a nice recovery...

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Hey Art...Congrats on the Little Dude!

 

I will offer some words of wisdom...

 

Boys can pee on you when you change their diaper.

 

Boobs can squirt when you breastfeed. Further than any man I've ever seen squirt before. So speak nicely when she's nursing the little man.

 

And testosterone rises in the mother carrying a male baby. Use this time wisely. ;)

 

 

Congratulations!! :bunny: XOXOXOXOXOXO

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I think you should try some breast milk.............Put it in your coffee. ;)

 

That theme seems to be a running joke around here :laugh:

 

About every third day I mention something about sharing or having to share :laugh:

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Hey Art...Congrats on the Little Dude!

 

I will offer some words of wisdom...

 

Boys can pee on you when you change their diaper.

 

Boobs can squirt when you breastfeed. Further than any man I've ever seen squirt before. So speak nicely when she's nursing the little man.

 

And testosterone rises in the mother carrying a male baby. Use this time wisely. ;)

 

 

Congratulations!! :bunny: XOXOXOXOXOXO

 

Thanks AG...

 

and :lmao:....Maybe it's time to repair my squirt gun to keep up...

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Maybe it's time to repair my squirt gun to keep up...

 

 

I can see it now, fun in the Clown House...who can squirt the farthest contest...

 

Mommy, Daddy or Baby?? :laugh:

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One bit of advice:

When you search for baby names, search for adult names as well. I had the hardest time finding adult names for the kid. Baby names are everywhere though.

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I like Artemis. That is gladiator yet artistic at the same time. A Renaissance baby.

 

Maybe. I'm not sure about the Renaissance part. But Ruprecht conveys undeniable power and grace. A real man's man. A warrior.

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Congratulations, A_C. May the macaroni fly!!! :) :)

 

Thanks SR.... :)

 

big daddy AC. great news!

Rocketed into the 4th dimension lately?

 

Thanks TommyR..

 

Daily... I try to always take inventory before making big steps like these just to make myself be sure that I'm okay in all 4 places..

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Congratulations Art- many blessings to you and your wife to be- you're such a great guy you definitely deserve this happiness!!!!:love:

 

Judging by how you've stayed in your stepdaughters life and how you have posted about her you're going to be a fantastic father.

 

Sniff........you're growing up on us Art!

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I have a small Clown Car to fill for the Circus Thread

 

does this mean when the rugrat's old enough to drive, you're gonna be contacting the local Shriners for a vehicle? :D:D:D

 

congratulations, Art ~ I've always thought that a baby confirmed that all is well in the world ...

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Make sure she breast feeds so you don't have to wake up to feed the baby.

Plus, if you need techniques to get out of other stuff, let me know.

 

Direct, You forgot to mention that he won't have to buy coffee creamer for awhile.

 

You have a baby coming Art, you need to be a little more frugal :D.

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