MadDog Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 I'd hate to be a woman in bed with you. There is pleasure in both giving and recieving. Way to both make me look bad and yourself look good at the same time. You're slick. I'm sure no one will see through this. Link to post Share on other sites
RecordProducer Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 For god's sake, the guy is like 25 and never had sex before! And you're talking about love, how it was for the hooker or how come it felt good for him! Are you all nuts or something? It's like telling the Jews who survived Auschwitz: "You ate bugs? Eeewwww! How could you? I could never eat 'em! " Not everything is about love. Perhaps you liked everyone you made love to, but I'm pretty sure NOT everyone who screwed you liked YOU! Link to post Share on other sites
Walk Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Just wanted to give you a thumbs up from my perspective as a woman. I'm a bit more open minded about that stuff though. If a future gf ever asks about your first time, just tell her it was with a wonderful woman who was kind enough to help you with your first time. End of story. That'll send the message that you respect women, and that there isn't anything very exciting about the story. There's no need to tell EVERYTHING about our past lives. You tell the important facts, but what's important to you is different for each person. She was a woman, she helped you lose your virginity, it was a good time (hopefully), and you two parted ways. Anyway... I think other than the risk for STD's that hiring someone isn't that big of a deal. Do get checked out before you consider a sexual relationship with a potential gf though. Just to be sure. Link to post Share on other sites
Walk Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Why the hell would anyone give her money just so you can please her? That'd be the stupidest deal of all time. I totally agree with you MadDog. You could throw the question back at the lady... Would she give a guy a blow job after paying him $300 to sexually satisfy her? I wouldn't. Link to post Share on other sites
SuperMonk Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 I don't like it. It makes my tongue all tired and numb. I used a TS call girl before. I couldn't imagine dating one and I was curious. Plus the girl I was seeing wasn't into greek. It was fun (absolutely, no oral-I wouldn't suck a c**k either). Yeah, uh. Usually guys who go for TS's are those who are questioning their sexuality. I bet you consider yourself bisexual then. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 I totally agree with you MadDog. You could throw the question back at the lady... Would she give a guy a blow job after paying him $300 to sexually satisfy her? I wouldn't. Walk... that's BRILLIANT!!!! ) Link to post Share on other sites
MadDog Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 I totally agree with you MadDog. You could throw the question back at the lady... Would she give a guy a blow job after paying him $300 to sexually satisfy her? I wouldn't. That was exactly my line of reasoning. It might be fun but it's still work. I don't see how anyone could say, "Hey. I'll pay you $300 if you let me get you off" but if someone does, I guess they're a keeper. Haha. Link to post Share on other sites
Moai Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 That was exactly my line of reasoning. It might be fun but it's still work. I don't see how anyone could say, "Hey. I'll pay you $300 if you let me get you off" but if someone does, I guess they're a keeper. Haha. I suppose I have a different perspective on all of this, as prostitution is legal here. I lost my virginity at the Mustang Ranch when I was 17. Back then, $40 got you a half & half (oral and intercourse). That was before the STD scare, of course. Now most women charge around $800 an hour at the houses. To go in and just do your business and split would be about $300-$400 dollars. Every woman I have ever dated has asked me if I have ever been out there, and when I say yes they ask all sorts of questions--but none has ever been put off by it. Quite the reverse, actually. There still is a stigma associated with picking up a street hooker, though. The women in houses are drug-free, checked for STDs regularly, and are professional and discrete (and usually way hot). Not so with the street variety. I know one guy who goes out there and blows (no pun intended!) upwards of $2000 just to perform oral on the women. That isn't all that rare, either. I personally love to give oral, but would never pay for it. It takes all kinds, though... Link to post Share on other sites
kitkat826 Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 I'm just surprised that it only cost the OP $200. Whenever I go on craigslist to check out the local escort scene, the base price always seems to be around $400/$500 Way to cop a deal! Link to post Share on other sites
Author Nomad Posted May 3, 2006 Author Share Posted May 3, 2006 So everything you did included a condom, yes? I never understood the appeal of oral sex while wearing a condom though, admittedly. How did you go about finding her? (Not asking because I want to, I am just curious how people go about doing this) Yes, everything included a condom. The oral sex was still quite good (especially considering how long it's been since I've had it) even w/ the condom, which was extra thin/ultra-sensitive. I found her through a newspaper ad. Link to post Share on other sites
jerbear Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 I'm just surprised that it only cost the OP $200. Whenever I go on craigslist to check out the local escort scene, the base price always seems to be around $400/$500 Way to cop a deal! Or an 60gb iPod.... Link to post Share on other sites
visotech Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Way to both make me look bad and yourself look good at the same time. You're slick. I'm sure no one will see through this. Yeah, you got me, im really on LS to impress women reading the forum so I can get laid. I only made the comment as a reminder that in a healthy sex life there should be pleasure in giving and recieving. And chances are the more you give the more you'll get. Link to post Share on other sites
visotech Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 I'm just surprised that it only cost the OP $200. Whenever I go on craigslist to check out the local escort scene, the base price always seems to be around $400/$500 Way to cop a deal! Wow, I guess it really depends on where you live. I just checked craigs list, and the base price goes from 75-100 for half an hour. Link to post Share on other sites
MadDog Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Yeah, you got me, im really on LS to impress women reading the forum so I can get laid. Who said anything about getting laid? You're acting like the kid who broke a vase whose mom comes home and he immediately tells her, "Mom, I didn't break the vase!" If you're defensive about something I never accused you of, chances are you're guilty of it. I only made the comment as a reminder that in a healthy sex life there should be pleasure in giving and recieving. And chances are the more you give the more you'll get. I didn't realize the interactions between a John and a hooker is considered a part of a healthy sex life. Link to post Share on other sites
tinktronik Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 I didn't realize the interactions between a John and a hooker is considered a part of a healthy sex life. :lmao: No kidding, I don't think John giving anything other than "green" to the call girl was going to get him extras. Link to post Share on other sites
MadDog Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 :lmao: No kidding, I don't think John giving anything other than "green" to the call girl was going to get him extras. Right. I can see it now: Hooker: "So it's going to be $200 for my company and a $100 tip." John: "How about if I give you oral? Will you give me a discount?" Hooker: "Are you being serious?" John: "Yeah. I don't want it to be all about the money. Giving and taking is a part of a healthy sex life." I was thinking, what if you're just really good at holding out? If you can keep yourself from getting off, do you have to pay or if she takes 2 hours to make you lose it, do you have to pay extra? Link to post Share on other sites
Art_Critic Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 I was thinking, what if you're just really good at holding out? If you can keep yourself from getting off, do you have to pay or if she takes 2 hours to make you lose it, do you have to pay extra? They have tricks.. they will shove a finger in your ass and stroke your prostate and you will blow your load in secs Link to post Share on other sites
MadDog Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 They have tricks.. they will shove a finger in your ass and stroke your prostate and you will blow your load in secs Haha! That's the funniest thing I've read on here in a while. You speak from person experience? You sound a little peeved. (Sorry, I couldn't resist.) The whole prostate massage makes you cum is bogus by the way. I took an anatomy and physiology class. I think they can shock you there to make you cum though but I doubt a hooker will go that far. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Tinktronik grasped the root of the situation..........."show me the Money and all is well." This was simply about the experience and money transaction. I am not sure that I would broadcast this to my next partner right off the bat. Perhaps in time. Tink thank you for putting it in such simple terms. Bravo. Link to post Share on other sites
Art_Critic Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Haha! That's the funniest thing I've read on here in a while. You speak from person experience? You sound a little peeved. (Sorry, I couldn't resist.) The whole prostate massage makes you cum is bogus by the way. I took an anatomy and physiology class. I think they can shock you there to make you cum though but I doubt a hooker will go that far. Nope.. I have never used a hooker..Touche' thinks I'm a wealth of useless knowledge.. Did they teach you sex ed in class.. Google " prostate gland orgasm " It is real.. it is no myth Link to post Share on other sites
MadDog Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Nope.. I have never used a hooker..Touche' thinks I'm a wealth of useless knowledge.. Did they teach you sex ed in class.. Google " prostate gland orgasm " It is real.. it is no myth It's a myth that it's automatic. Massaging the prostate can be pleasurable for some men but it's not like it's a button you push that will automatically make you shoot. The prostate is nothing more than a muscular gland. Along with the seminal vesicles (which also have smooth muscle), it contracts when you ejaculate. Link to post Share on other sites
alwayslearn Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 I suppose it boiled down to the cash like Tinktronik stated. Link to post Share on other sites
Art_Critic Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 It's a myth that it's automatic. Massaging the prostate can be pleasurable for some men but it's not like it's a button you push that will automatically make you shoot. The prostate is nothing more than a muscular gland. Along with the seminal vesicles (which also have smooth muscle), it contracts when you ejaculate. Well the next time that your taking forever to shoot while your getting a BJ from a hooker expect to have a finger shoved in your ass.. It WILL make you cum... Link to post Share on other sites
MadDog Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Well the next time that your taking forever to shoot while your getting a BJ from a hooker expect to have a finger shoved in your ass.. It WILL make you cum... Now that you mention it I don't have any plans for Friday night. Maybe I'll test your little theory. Link to post Share on other sites
2sunny Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Now that you mention it I don't have any plans for Friday night. Maybe I'll test your little theory. Just don't plan on testing it with that gal that won't even kiss you.... :lmao: Link to post Share on other sites
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