Too hot to trot. True story.

[Whalebone]

You look like a modern day Sean Connery with a little bit of David Koechner mixed in. I don't know how any woman (or man for that matter) could resist you.

 

 

Thanks, Seaney babes! Really! My mum loves him. Made my day. But you are in a minority, 3 to 1 against so far. Not looking good for the old, but oddly attractive to blind women type guy.

 

 

 

This is going to kill the thread. But no, no, no. I will keep posting my strange but true stories. Its fun

 

 

 

In the meantime here's me channeling Mapelthorpe. Taken just now

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[Whalebone]

I call it "Old guy with a lampshade on his head."

[Whalebone]

G'night everybody.

[Tristian]

Since most people know we don't do the "rate my looks" threads here on Loveshack I hope everyone got a good look while they could.

 

 

Thanks for restraining yourself ladies!