steelgator Posted May 11, 2014 Posted May 11, 2014 If you are pining over your ex. Just picture them ripping a nasty loud fart or doing something gross. It helps take them down from the pedestal you put them on in your mind. Remember they are human like you are. They are not this perfect fantasy dream girl for you.
Mr.Pine Posted May 11, 2014 Posted May 11, 2014 If you are pining over your ex. Just picture them ripping a nasty loud fart or doing something gross. It helps take them down from the pedestal you put them on in your mind. Remember they are human like you are. They are not this perfect fantasy dream girl for you. You sound like your 5. Floating air biscuits? Come on, dude. Picture your ex banging all your buddies...at the same time. Then having them circle jerk on her entire torso. If that doesn't work, call it a day.
tlegend Posted May 11, 2014 Posted May 11, 2014 You sound like your 5. Floating air biscuits? Come on, dude. Picture your ex banging all your buddies...at the same time. Then having them circle jerk on her entire torso. If that doesn't work, call it a day. I don't have to picture it. I'm sure it happened. 1
FredJones80 Posted May 11, 2014 Posted May 11, 2014 I don't have to picture it. I'm sure it happened. Sorry, that made me laugh, not in a nasty way, just your bluntness.
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