Medium.Lumo Posted April 10, 2014 Posted April 10, 2014 So last night I wanted to watch Walking Dead S4 which I haven't had time to watch yet for various reasons. My girlfriend said she didn't like zombie stuff, and wanted to watch Hart of Dixieland instead. So I thought she was joking back and I said I didn't like drama. So then she said: That's okay, I'll watch it and you can lick my kitty. I just thought WTF and looked at her strangely. Then she laughed and said she was just kidding. But who says that?
ThaWholigan Posted April 10, 2014 Posted April 10, 2014 So last night I wanted to watch Walking Dead S4 which I haven't had time to watch yet for various reasons. My girlfriend said she didn't like zombie stuff, and wanted to watch Hart of Dixieland instead. So I thought she was joking back and I said I didn't like drama. So then she said: That's okay, I'll watch it and you can lick my kitty. I just thought WTF and looked at her strangely. Then she laughed and said she was just kidding. But who says that? A girl who is sexually bantering with her boyfriend, perhaps I know you're a noob (to be fair, my very limited 1st hand experience of relationships encompass FWB so I am too!), so I understand these things will seem alien. But generally, she's free to use euphemisms, and make sexual jokes to you because she's comfortable around you and being in a relationship with you. Don't sweat it, just try to keep up! 4
bluegreen Posted April 10, 2014 Posted April 10, 2014 And am left blinking like baby owl at this post and I believe my IQ just dropped to as well. Boy what in world were you thinking by posting this were you thinking at all What is a purpose of it to brag but then brag about what ? 3
Author Medium.Lumo Posted April 10, 2014 Author Posted April 10, 2014 That's reassuring. If she really is just joking that will be easier to deal with than if she's actually crazy. A girl who is sexually bantering with her boyfriend, perhaps I know you're a noob (to be fair, my very limited 1st hand experience of relationships encompass FWB so I am too!), so I understand these things will seem alien. But generally, she's free to use euphemisms, and make sexual jokes to you because she's comfortable around you and being in a relationship with you. Don't sweat it, just try to keep up!
ThaWholigan Posted April 10, 2014 Posted April 10, 2014 That's reassuring. If she really is just joking that will be easier to deal with than if she's actually crazy. What's crazy about a girl getting eaten out by her BF while she watches a TV show? That's just something some couples do when they've been together for a bit. Hell, I've done sh-t like that with the girls I slept with and I've never been in a proper relationship!! 1
Author Medium.Lumo Posted April 10, 2014 Author Posted April 10, 2014 And am left blinking like baby owl at this post and I believe my IQ just dropped to as well. Boy what in world were you thinking by posting this were you thinking at all What is a purpose of it to brag but then brag about what ? Basically just to find out if she's cooked or just joking. She's strange sometimes when we are alone, when we are out she's brilliant and we both have a great time... but she Sometimes seems selfish, or perhaps as ThaWholigan says, it's just her bantering style.
Smilecharmer Posted April 10, 2014 Posted April 10, 2014 So very serious, OP. Chill and have some fun. She sounds like she was inviting you to play. 1
somedude81 Posted April 10, 2014 Posted April 10, 2014 Dude, you make a thread about this girl every single day. Just figure sh*t out as you go along. 2
GemmaUK Posted April 10, 2014 Posted April 10, 2014 'Seems selfish' you say? So, you dated for a week and then she moved herself into your place, trashed it and your car too, prefers you to give her oral as the main part of your sex life (from the sound of your postings previously), doesn't pay rent. She had all her bills etc paid by her parents and lived off them prior to that. I actually can't remember all of the other stuff that has been happening since you started dating (3 or 4 weeks ago was it?) this girl as there has been so much... I'd say she is selfish. She has realised you'll let her get away with anything so she just thought she would (albeit jokingly) give her suggestion a try. 1
Author Medium.Lumo Posted April 10, 2014 Author Posted April 10, 2014 What's crazy about a girl getting eaten out by her BF while she watches a TV show? That's just something some couples do when they've been together for a bit. Hell, I've done sh-t like that with the girls I slept with and I've never been in a proper relationship!! Interesting... but I actually wanted to watch. We have sex a lot already.
Author Medium.Lumo Posted April 10, 2014 Author Posted April 10, 2014 Dude, you make a thread about this girl every single day. Just figure sh*t out as you go along. What can I say? I'm infatuated.
Emilia Posted April 10, 2014 Posted April 10, 2014 What can I say? I'm infatuated. Actually I think the whole thing is fictional and you are wasting our time. No-one is this clueless. 2
Author Medium.Lumo Posted April 10, 2014 Author Posted April 10, 2014 I don't know... It seems so sometimes but at other times she's so sweet butter wouldn't melt in her mouth. Even when she's being selfish it's in a sweet way. I don't know how to explain that, it's just how it is. The bills etc are not a problem. My brother bought me the apartment and my parents bought me the car, and I have a good job, so the extra expense doesn't really bite much. Maybe I should have just done as she asked. Incidentally we didn't watch anything, we had sex until we fell asleep. 'Seems selfish' you say? So, you dated for a week and then she moved herself into your place, trashed it and your car too, prefers you to give her oral as the main part of your sex life (from the sound of your postings previously), doesn't pay rent. She had all her bills etc paid by her parents and lived off them prior to that. I actually can't remember all of the other stuff that has been happening since you started dating (3 or 4 weeks ago was it?) this girl as there has been so much... I'd say she is selfish. She has realised you'll let her get away with anything so she just thought she would (albeit jokingly) give her suggestion a try.
Author Medium.Lumo Posted April 10, 2014 Author Posted April 10, 2014 Actually I think the whole thing is fictional and you are wasting our time. No-one is this clueless. Sorry to disappoint you, it's not.
mikefromtheblock Posted April 10, 2014 Posted April 10, 2014 Basically just to find out if she's cooked or just joking. She's strange sometimes when we are alone, when we are out she's brilliant and we both have a great time... but she Sometimes seems selfish, or perhaps as ThaWholigan says, it's just her bantering style. As someone already said she's just comfy around you. Learn her language and go ahead do something similar!
somedude81 Posted April 10, 2014 Posted April 10, 2014 What can I say? I'm infatuated. Yeah we all know that. Though there is something to be said about learning things as you go. I got my first GF last year and I wasn't on the forums making threads about her all the time. Yeah a lot of things she did confused me, that's just how things are. Stop worrying so much and just enjoy her. If something really odd happens or seems important, then ask for help.
slizl Posted April 10, 2014 Posted April 10, 2014 To answer the question, you should have licked her kitty. Case closed. 2
whirl3daway Posted April 10, 2014 Posted April 10, 2014 I mean, even if she wasn't joking... it sounds fun to be eaten out while watching a show 1
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