GirlDown Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 "i let my dog watch" "i picked out my ring" "sometimes i go kinda crazy" "it doesn't feel hard yet" "i'm never going to come" "my penis looked like that" "my pu$$y is kinda wide" "it's from having 8 kids" "i used to screw him" "your time is up...propose" "ready...set...let's get engaged" "lick it...i'm not showered" "it's about that time" "i've been around the block" "people call me Party Favour" Link to post Share on other sites
EC Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 "my pu$$y is kinda wide" lol.omg :lmao: Link to post Share on other sites
VivianLee Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 "Bring that little fella over here" "I'm PMSing" This is a question.... "Do I look fat?" "Do you think she's attractive?" And.... "I used to date Ron Jeremy" Link to post Share on other sites
whichwayisup Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 "I used to date Ron Jeremy" EWWWWWWWWWWW!!! "my pu$$y is kinda wide" LMFAO!! Link to post Share on other sites
EC Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 I'm not wide your small! Link to post Share on other sites
tiki Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 Last man was a porn-star. You're not tiny, I swear! Link to post Share on other sites
GirlDown Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 i know this is kinda past halloween but... "my pee smells like ham" "does yours smell like ham?" Link to post Share on other sites
whichwayisup Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 "my pee smells like ham" "does yours smell like ham?" THAT IS HILARIOUS! Hmm, here's another one... "Halloween is over...You can take the mask off now!" Link to post Share on other sites
sad123 Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 Originally posted by Karlise13 It burns when I pee. what does that mean? why would it burn? Link to post Share on other sites
Nocturnalkitee Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 Sad123 Please tell me that you had sex education in high school!! How old are you?? Link to post Share on other sites
sad123 Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 no...i took it in sixth grade but i am really innocent when it comes to sex. I am still a virgin you know. I haven't even had oral sex! Link to post Share on other sites
Nocturnalkitee Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 Burning when you pee in "most " is a sign of a STD. Link to post Share on other sites
GirlDown Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 however, don't panic... it can be a sign of rough sex or wearing denim with no underwear... i should know but yeah, if you have unprotected sex (or, actually, even protected sex, sometimes) then yes, by all means... PANIC AT THE BURNING OF THE PEE!!! Link to post Share on other sites
JackieQ Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 how about "Point that thing somewhere else..." to a guy named Dave: "Oh MIcheal, Micheal, Michael, Michael...aHHHHHHh" Link to post Share on other sites
whichwayisup Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 "Point that thing somewhere else..." Hehehe..."Ouch! My eye! Watch it!" LOL! Or, "Hold it right there...This is a stick UP" ... Ahh...I need some sleep. Link to post Share on other sites
crazyinpa Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 "its ok if moms do this" "but arent you my brother?" "its like a hotdog in a hallway" Link to post Share on other sites
Patiently waiting Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 Oh, I've got one....... how about "you've gained so much weight (you're so fat), that I can't even see your c-ck, when we f--k! I'm the winner, I think........I actually said this to my soon to be ex H as he was pinning me down on the stairs yelling at me in front of our toddler. After that, I told him to get the hell out and never come back. He complied..... Imagine that!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Patiently waiting Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 oops, guess that was more than 5 words, my apologies...... Link to post Share on other sites
Patiently waiting Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 Hey, my gf from high school used to be in adult films, said Ron Jeremy was the nicest and most professional guy she worked with. Just giving the guy some credit here.... Now if you used to date John Holmes, that would be SCARY on many levels..... I knew him......hmmm, very scary........ Link to post Share on other sites
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