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HALLOWEEN: What are the FIVE scariest words a woman can say to a man?

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GirlDown Established Member

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"i let my dog watch"

 

"i picked out my ring"

 

"sometimes i go kinda crazy"

 

"it doesn't feel hard yet"

 

"i'm never going to come"

 

"my penis looked like that"

 

"my pu$$y is kinda wide"

 

"it's from having 8 kids"

 

"i used to screw him"

 

"your time is up...propose"

 

"ready...set...let's get engaged"

 

"lick it...i'm not showered"

 

"it's about that time"

 

"i've been around the block"

 

"people call me Party Favour"

EC Established Member

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"my pu$$y is kinda wide"

 

lol.omg :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

VivianLee Established Member

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"Bring that little fella over here"

 

"I'm PMSing"

 

This is a question....

 

"Do I look fat?"

 

"Do you think she's attractive?"

 

And....

 

"I used to date Ron Jeremy"

whichwayisup Established Member

whichwayisup

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"I used to date Ron Jeremy" EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

 

"my pu$$y is kinda wide" LMFAO!!

EC Established Member

EC

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I'm not wide your small!

tiki Established Member

tiki

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Last man was a porn-star.

 

You're not tiny, I swear!

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GirlDown Established Member

GirlDown

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i know this is kinda past halloween but...

 

"my pee smells like ham"

 

"does yours smell like ham?"

whichwayisup Established Member

whichwayisup

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"my pee smells like ham"

 

"does yours smell like ham?"

 

:lmao: THAT IS HILARIOUS!

 

Hmm, here's another one... "Halloween is over...You can take the mask off now!"

sad123 Established Member

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Originally posted by Karlise13

It burns when I pee.

 

what does that mean? why would it burn?

Nocturnalkitee Established Member

Nocturnalkitee

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Sad123

 

Please tell me that you had sex education in high school!! How old are you?? :o

sad123 Established Member

sad123

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no...i took it in sixth grade but i am really innocent when it comes to sex. I am still a virgin you know. I haven't even had oral sex!

Nocturnalkitee Established Member

Nocturnalkitee

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Burning when you pee in "most " is a sign of a STD. :sick:

GirlDown Established Member

GirlDown

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however, don't panic...

 

it can be a sign of rough sex or wearing denim with no underwear... :eek:

 

i should know ;)

 

but yeah, if you have unprotected sex (or, actually, even protected sex, sometimes) then yes, by all means...

 

PANIC AT THE BURNING OF THE PEE!!!

JackieQ Established Member

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how about

 

"Point that thing somewhere else..."

 

to a guy named Dave:

"Oh MIcheal, Micheal, Michael, Michael...aHHHHHHh"

whichwayisup Established Member

whichwayisup

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"Point that thing somewhere else..." Hehehe..."Ouch! My eye! Watch it!" LOL!

 

Or, "Hold it right there...This is a stick UP" ...:lmao: Ahh...I need some sleep.

crazyinpa New Member

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"its ok if moms do this"

 

"but arent you my brother?"

 

"its like a hotdog in a hallway"

 

:D:o:p

Patiently waiting Established Member

Patiently waiting

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Oh, I've got one.......

 

how about "you've gained so much weight (you're so fat), that I can't even see your c-ck, when we f--k!

 

I'm the winner, I think........I actually said this to my soon to be ex H as he was pinning me down on the stairs yelling at me in front of our toddler. After that, I told him to get the hell out and never come back. He complied..... Imagine that!!!

Patiently waiting Established Member

Patiently waiting

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oops, guess that was more than 5 words, my apologies......

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Hey, my gf from high school used to be in adult films, said Ron Jeremy was the nicest and most professional guy she worked with. Just giving the guy some credit here....

 

Now if you used to date John Holmes, that would be SCARY on many levels.....

 

I knew him......hmmm, very scary........

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