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HALLOWEEN: What are the FIVE scariest words a woman can say to a man?

SoleMate

By SoleMate
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"You are not the Daddy"

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Moose

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"Remember that fantasy we discussed?"

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tiki

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"You're experiencing a mid-life crisis."

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tiki

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"You look nine months pregnant."

 

or

 

"Remember that guy from work?"

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bluechocolate

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that was by the hour

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tiki

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"We never go out anymore."

 

"Take me on a date."

 

"This is my Christmas gift?"

 

"You'll be paying me alimony."

 

"He was better than you."

 

"His d*ck was much bigger."

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Did I mention an STD?

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tiki

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lmao;

 

"Look at this huge bump."

 

"Is herpes really that contagious?"

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"I am [insert the name of your arch nemisis on LS here] on LoveShack"

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meanon

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:laugh:

 

Your dad is well hung

and so is your sister

and so is your brother

 

How was what for me?

savethedrama4allama

savethedrama4allama

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Originally posted by Mr Spock

How about

 

I was born a man

 

 

:lmao:

 

Or

 

I was born a llama

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I am really only thirteen.

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Karlise13

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Hi, I'm your new boss!

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EC

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I know your Loveshack Name

 

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! lol

 

um how about..

 

That was the wrong hole!! :eek:

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Your turn from behind baby :eek:

immoralist

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Let's use a dildo instead.

 

Oh God! My husband's home!!!

 

Let's just cuddle in bed.

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Can you get my vibrator when your done.

 

Excuse me while I wip this out.

 

My name is Big John

 

Oh, I'm sorry did I miss something?

 

Come to Daddy!!

EC Established Member

EC

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Is it supposed to curve sideways?

 

Dont mind the braces...

 

You lost the condom?!!where?

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It burns when I pee.

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"George Dubbya Bush was re-elected"

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"Ohhhh, but it's soooooo cute"

immoralist

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"Ohhhh, but it's soooooo cute"

 

 

Wait! I've been told that!!! :D

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EC

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Kerry lost the election today.

 

Thats not just a pimple

Moose Established Member

Moose

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I know this is more than 5 words, but I can't help it, it's from Rachel on friends:

 

"No it doesn't happen to all guys" followed by "And yes, it is a big deal!"

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whichwayisup

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Thats not just a pimple :lmao: OK I think I just snorfed my apple juice here! That's hilarious EC!!!

 

LOL!! Hey honey, look!! It's detachable!!

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