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HALLOWEEN: What are the FIVE scariest words a woman can say to a man?


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"Let's talk about our relationship."

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"i have met someone else"

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"My salary's bigger than yours"

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"Don't worry, size doesn't matter."

 

"Don't worry, sex isn't everyrhing."

 

"Don't worry, looks aren't important."

 

"I am voting for Bush."

 

 

 

 

 

:D

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"deeper, all the way in!"

 

(when "it" already is)

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"deeper, all the way in!"

 

That's cold! :D

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Darling, I am pregnant.....AGAIN!!!

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My mother is moving in.

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Holy crap! I knew Nosmas was good ol' Samson!!! I even did a check but didn't realize the change name thing was just starting a new name thing :D

 

"We need to talk now."

"But he's just a friend."

"I'm pregant... it's not yours."

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Yup. We need to talk. That's it for me. Good news NEVER follows that.

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How about

 

I was born a man

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"If you loved me, you'd..."

 

"Can't we just be friends."

 

"Honey, remember that AIDS test..."

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I was born a man

 

That would most definitely put me over the edge. Not that there's anything wrong with transexualism... :)

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Depending on how far advanced the relationship is... The obvious, I love you...Do you want to have kids some day?...How do you feel about marriage...Let's cuddle close and really TALK...

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OMG guys those are great:lmao:

 

I was thinking "We need to talk", but I like most of your all's better :laugh:.

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"Is it in yet" :laugh:

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How about individual words that can scare a man. Same idea I suppose!

 

My ex g/f had 5 words/phrases she used at almost all times.

 

1. Psycho

2. Pervert

3. I'm not impressed by money

4. Women trap men by falling pregnant

5. Dead

 

All 5 ironically applied to her...!

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Call me before you leave.......

Call me when you get there.....

Call me before you come home......

Call me if you go anwhere else.....

Call me and let me know who you're hangin with....

 

 

It's called a leash :laugh: YUCK

:sick:

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you'll hear from my lawyer

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"Turn off that darn t.v."

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"I know your LoveShack name"

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Originally posted by HokeyReligions

"I know your LoveShack name"

 

That could be scary even for a woman!

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Your dad is well hung.

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and so is your sister

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