Author underpants Posted June 21, 2013 Author Posted June 21, 2013 (edited) So someone read my little note. How do I know this, because I booby trapped it to let me know if it was read. I have skillz and slight paranoia right now. I checked it at lunch after the mailman came and it was alright. This afternoon my little alert device was not in place, so someone removed the note, read it and put it back. My door is not close to the street. You can't even see my door from the sidewalk very far away and uphill. People just don't show up when no cars are in the driveway. My friends would let me know if they stopped by. I can't say for certain it was him, but I did check my crazy person calendar and it would jive with a schedule he told me he had. If it was him, I hope he looked in my windows too then he would have seen a camera someone loaned me (that I can't get to work ) and maybe decided visiting me again would not be in his best interests. However, this person isn't very smart. Sunday might be weird. Or maybe I can plan something fun. Edited June 21, 2013 by underpants
Author underpants Posted June 21, 2013 Author Posted June 21, 2013 I bet he read that note and went wtf. Yea, kind of sucks to be confused, doesn't it. I have a couple of ideas for Sunday (if it should occur). Any suggestions?
Author underpants Posted June 21, 2013 Author Posted June 21, 2013 I have always hated that home alone movie with Macaulay Culkin. However I may need to watch that and see what hilarious antics I can inspire from it. Ahhh summer. 1
Author underpants Posted June 22, 2013 Author Posted June 22, 2013 Okay here are some ideas from that terrible movie. Best Moments From Home Alone !!! - YouTube I like the hot wheels on the stairs with the paint can blow to the head. He did like my artistic side. Had me all figured out he did. I think not.
Furious Posted June 22, 2013 Posted June 22, 2013 I bet he read that note and went wtf. Yea, kind of sucks to be confused, doesn't it. I have a couple of ideas for Sunday (if it should occur). Any suggestions? You should stock up on tar and feathers. Firecrackers Blow horn Growling sound affects Golf balls Pit bull Dart gun Trip wires Broken glass And a couple of buckets of sludge 1
Author underpants Posted June 22, 2013 Author Posted June 22, 2013 (edited) You should stock up on tar and feathers. Firecrackers Blow horn Growling sound affects Golf balls Pit bull Dart gun Trip wires Broken glass And a couple of buckets of sludge Oh I like you. You want to come over Sunday? Furious Underpants. You know I mentioned to a friend those firecrackers you step on that pop. I had that idea weeks ago. Then I was like meh. I own a blow horn. I also have fine upstanding dear friend's husbands and decent male friends that would love to do anything I ask. I think they are more mad then I am actually. Hell I could have a cook out on Sunday and my friends would bring pitch forks, tar, feathers, 4 horses and rope. I have good friends. In a way since he is still freaking lying I'd love to get him so angry or scared he would confess, and when I say confess. Confess to all your bullcrap because this is not his first rodeo into cheating, but this is not my first rodeo into souless douche bags, so lets do this. However, I think he is too invested in his bs to do that. That would mean revealing a core, a hollow core. I think, he thinks he can charm me (as if) with pretty words to appease me into submission. Sorry buddy. Lets have fun instead. Still thinking. Edited June 22, 2013 by underpants
Furious Posted June 22, 2013 Posted June 22, 2013 I like you too Underpants. I understand how disgusted and violated you must feel. This creep is a serial cheater and has no conscience by lying to innocent people and abusing their reality. Sadly, nothing and no amount of consequences can change what he did to you. Maybe if his fiancé kicks him to the curb will be a sufficient consequence and that's really out of your hands. If she chooses to believe him over you or if she gives him another chance it will be frustrating for you and possibly make you even more upset over what he potentially gets away with. You've done more than what most people would do in your situation. You have the courage to give the truth and confront him with it. People like him don't expect to get caught or be exposed for who and what they are. You have every right to feel angry and every right to feel he shouldn't get away with his sleazy behaviour. Most importantly you need to make sure your safety and well being is protected. It sucks that he may charm his fiancé into giving him the benefit of the doubt or to give him a another chance. Just know you did good and spoke the truth. This creep should not get anymore of your headspace and you can wash your hands of him. 1
Author underpants Posted June 22, 2013 Author Posted June 22, 2013 I like you too Underpants. I understand how disgusted and violated you must feel. This creep is a serial cheater and has no conscience by lying to innocent people and abusing their reality. Sadly, nothing and no amount of consequences can change what he did to you. Maybe if his fiancé kicks him to the curb will be a sufficient consequence and that's really out of your hands. If she chooses to believe him over you or if she gives him another chance it will be frustrating for you and possibly make you even more upset over what he potentially gets away with. You've done more than what most people would do in your situation. You have the courage to give the truth and confront him with it. People like him don't expect to get caught or be exposed for who and what they are. You have every right to feel angry and every right to feel he shouldn't get away with his sleazy behaviour. Most importantly you need to make sure your safety and well being is protected. It sucks that he may charm his fiancé into giving him the benefit of the doubt or to give him a another chance. Just know you did good and spoke the truth. This creep should not get anymore of your headspace and you can wash your hands of him. Thank you, That is all well and good. I've been around the block with that (walking). What do you do when the sleeze creeps into your personal eco-system? I hate cheaters, but bullys ... I've stood up to them my whole life. Never once been hurt. They fear inner strength. Whether you are 5'2" or 6'4". Bullys are cowards. I'll be home alone on Sunday. 2
Author underpants Posted June 22, 2013 Author Posted June 22, 2013 Dang, paintball guns are expensive. hmmmm..... 1
Author underpants Posted June 22, 2013 Author Posted June 22, 2013 Alright, I'm off to the art store, the toy store, the technology store and the home improvement center. I don't know what I'm gonna do, but it will be awesome and hilarious. ...and I may have a friend over to witness it all so we can laugh later, and in case he or she will need to testify at my murder trial. Ahhh summer.
ComingInHot Posted June 22, 2013 Posted June 22, 2013 Unders, paintball guns ROCK!!! and they hurt like hockey sticks if one isn't wearing padding, anywhere* How about a fake video recorder feed on the front porch?! Pretty sure that would scare the CR*P out of him once he saw it & realized there is NO lying about that... It would probably be the last time he stepped on your property! He'd never have to know it was a set up and not recording and would surely mess w/his head. MMMUUUUAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! It's not weird... Any how, I think you're "the bees knees"* (I've used that twice this week for some reason) 3
Author underpants Posted June 22, 2013 Author Posted June 22, 2013 Unders, paintball guns ROCK!!! and they hurt like hockey sticks if one isn't wearing padding, anywhere* How about a fake video recorder feed on the front porch?! Pretty sure that would scare the CR*P out of him once he saw it & realized there is NO lying about that... It would probably be the last time he stepped on your property! He'd never have to know it was a set up and not recording and would surely mess w/his head. MMMUUUUAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! It's not weird... Any how, I think you're "the bees knees"* (I've used that twice this week for some reason) How about a real one that does record? That is a good idea and I know someone with one. Thanks 2
Author underpants Posted June 22, 2013 Author Posted June 22, 2013 Ohhh I'm so mad I'm cleaning. I'm fine, really. So far I've gathered: a bucket of sludge (black paint) some feathers a can of spray paint some green army men some twine some tomatoes some rubber snakes a blow gun a ray gun oh and my barrel of monkeys, lets open that shall we. That is what I have on hand. Off to gather and set up technology stuff. Then I will get some dang sage and burn it. Enjoy your popcorn people...
Furious Posted June 22, 2013 Posted June 22, 2013 Ohhh I'm so mad I'm cleaning. I'm fine, really. So far I've gathered: a bucket of sludge (black paint) some feathers a can of spray paint some green army men some twine some tomatoes some rubber snakes a blow gun a ray gun oh and my barrel of monkeys, lets open that shall we. That is what I have on hand. Off to gather and set up technology stuff. Then I will get some dang sage and burn it. Enjoy your popcorn people... Nice stock pile May I also suggest a cattle prod, not too expensive, some start as low as $39.99. Check out You Tube, lots of hilarious videos of guys getting stung by cattle prods. Oh...make sure the tomatoes are rotten, actually rotten potatoes works just as well and you can get them by the sack.
Author underpants Posted June 22, 2013 Author Posted June 22, 2013 The tomatoes are from my garden, actually I have a ton of produce I can use. I even know someone with a potato canon, but that might be overkill....hmmm. My garden hose is set on JET, and somehow I think a soccer ball and lots of red flags will be instrumental. ...and my fan, yes....a fan. It is coming together. This whole thing is so cartoon stupid I think I could actually spray paint an X on the ground and tell him to stand there. Where is my ACME anvil?
Trimmer Posted June 22, 2013 Posted June 22, 2013 (edited) This is all well and good, and fun to think about.... Just be careful you don't expose yourself to an assault charge, or possibly even get baited into it. I know you're smart, but you're also rational. Beware attempting to deal with an irrational person from a rational-thinking perspective. Note, I'm not at all taking his side or saying you don't deserve your pound of flesh. Just don't get dragged down into a whirlpool of unintended consequences. The cover of "your property" and/or "self-defense" may not protect you against everything, and the more outlandish your scheme, the more someone could paint your actions as "excessive"... Remember: the opposite of love is not hate, it is indifference. Also, if he does make an uninvited appearance, scaring him to hell would be better than actually striking him with anything that could be construed as an assault. Edited June 22, 2013 by Trimmer
Author underpants Posted June 22, 2013 Author Posted June 22, 2013 This is all well and good, and fun to think about.... Just be careful you don't expose yourself to an assault charge, or possibly even get baited into it. I know you're smart, but you're also rational. Beware attempting to deal with an irrational person from a rational-thinking perspective. Note, I'm not at all taking his side or saying you don't deserve your pound of flesh. Just don't get dragged down into a whirlpool of unintended consequences. The cover of "your property" and/or "self-defense" may not protect you against everything, and the more outlandish your scheme, the more someone could paint your actions as "excessive"... Remember: the opposite of love is not hate, it is indifference. Also, if he does make an uninvited appearance, scaring him to hell would be better than actually striking him with anything that could be construed as an assault. Stop being resonable and stuff. I see your point. I just don't see shooting someone with a hose or silly string as assault, but okay. Do I have to take down my flower pot full of rubber snakes on a ladder connected to a guide wire through my window? What a waste of creative vengence. I could just do some more mess with his small brain stuff, let him see cameras. My other thought was to have someone else answer the door and say Unders, she doesn't live here. I am at meh'. However, he does not need to just show up at my house, thats a brain stabbing...metaphorically speaking.
Trimmer Posted June 22, 2013 Posted June 22, 2013 Stop being resonable and stuff. Ha ha ha.... I know, I know! Believe me, it gives me no pleasure. I just don't want to see you hit with any backlash. But I still love your creative ideas! And if he does enter your territory, I do totally advise messing with his brain to the maximum degree possible.... 1
Author underpants Posted June 22, 2013 Author Posted June 22, 2013 Ha ha ha.... I know, I know! Believe me, it gives me no pleasure. I just don't want to see you hit with any backlash. But I still love your creative ideas! And if he does enter your territory, I do totally advise messing with his brain to the maximum degree possible.... Well alrighty then. Looks like I have some dark artwork to do, along with decorating my porch. I may even break out the chalkboard. Sleep tight friends.
BetrayedH Posted June 23, 2013 Posted June 23, 2013 Well alrighty then. Looks like I have some dark artwork to do, along with decorating my porch. I may even break out the chalkboard. Sleep tight friends. I have a six pack of popcorn and the kids are at their mom's. Good gravy, I hope he shows up. 1
Author underpants Posted June 23, 2013 Author Posted June 23, 2013 (edited) Good Morning, It is a beautiful day for mind fkery. I think the tar and feather idea was kinder than this, but whatev'. I just need to get my drill and adjust some fishing line and my haunted porch of scary things will be complete. Boo. Edited June 23, 2013 by underpants
Furious Posted June 23, 2013 Posted June 23, 2013 Good Morning, It is a beautiful day for mind fkery. I think the tar and feather idea was kinder than this, but whatev'. I just need to get my drill and adjust some fishing line and my haunted porch of scary things will be complete. Boo. Update us. Has he shown up?
Author underpants Posted June 23, 2013 Author Posted June 23, 2013 No I think critical mass, if it should strike will be near 5. All cameras are in place, four of them, some work, some don't. I have a time lapse video as well as a voice recorder thingy ma do. I am in full robot mode. Beep beep. I have a lovely, art freaking tistic, pathway to my door with totally scary paranoid inducing mind f'kery and other fun stuff. Ending with a big message under an umbrella (because why not?) and a ps note that when opened, reveals that his presence is being recorded. Boom!
Author underpants Posted June 23, 2013 Author Posted June 23, 2013 Well maybe Mr. Numbskull found 2 brain cells. I'll leave it up for a little while longer, but maybe I'm out of the woods. It is one heck of an art installation though. 1
Author underpants Posted July 6, 2013 Author Posted July 6, 2013 Oh my goodness. My critter cam captured him, at my home when I was not home. This is just weird, people.
Recommended Posts