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What items do you hide when bringing a date home?


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If I'm lucky, nothing. I got some dorky things... namely, a Godzilla DVD collection, hundreds of old video games and such, but I'd hope that my next significant other and I would be so tight that I would not have to hide anything. In fact, it'd be great if she somehow likes Godzilla films and old video games too.

 

Wishful thinking I'm sure, but it's fun to think about for a second.

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I just try to clean my clothes closet. It looks like an A-bomb went off in there. Hmmm... or I could get her to clean it for me if she's a neat freak!

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It's just me & my two boys.

So, it takes me a good 4 hrs to get the house chick clean.

 

I hide the clothes baskets in the kids room. I have a love/hate relationship with laundry.

I love my clothes.

I hate putting them away & ironing them.:lmao:

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My roommate. He makes it kinda awkward when I bring guys home to sleep with.

 

Otherwise, nothing gets put away. One time my mom came over and saw two pairs of nipple clamps and my vibrator laying out (long story), and she didn't even bat an eye. I'm not a terribly shy, private person.

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By the time I actually let someone into my home, there isn't anything I can think of that I would want to hide.

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mortensorchid

Dirty laundry, odd smelling things from the trash or fridge, and prescription bottles. You never know what people will notice!

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Dishes, laundry, clothes [some], password protect the porn and hide the external HDD with it, air the room, vacuum, wash the floors, hide the self-improvement stuff [anything from PUA articles to NLP/investment books].

I've gotten better at it and i'm starting to do it regularly, hopefully it will come a time when my place is constantly 'chick-clean'.

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