Necris Posted May 16, 2012 Posted May 16, 2012 (edited) This is just for fun. I thought about making a little more serious thread about attraction or whatever with real people but this seemed to be more fun. A matchmaker thinks you are lonely so handpicks a few women who he thinks will be perfect for you, after the matchmaker has shown these women what you look like and regaled them with the tales of your life they have become madly in love with you, all you have to do is choose. These are also not meant to be perfect choices since all of them are heavily flawed in some way. I haven't had time yet to create the men but for now every one of the women have a male counterpart you can choose he has virtually the same personality (the personalities are ambigous so I don't there would be an issue) and everything but instead looks like a handsome guy. Being the "master" matchmaker he is and someone who is deeply "concerned" for what is "best" for your life he has found these women: Psyker Abilities: The Psyker is profoundly gifted intellectually making her one of the most intelligent people on the entire planet and an extremely powerful psychic so powerful that she is comparable to and capable of defeating an Alpha+ Psyker (Warhammer40k). Alpha Plus psykers are so powerful they could easily solo an entire planetary defense force with their psychic power. Unlike typical psykers her abilities are extremely diverse and not focused on just one field as she is extremely gifted in a multitude of fields from biomancy to pyrokinesis to telepathy she has vast knowledge in all of this. She is also capable of turning normal humans with no psychic ability into psykers though the process takes years of hard work but she can train you into being a psyker and while you won't be Alpha Plus she can teach you some psychic power in just a few years. Also if you were to ever have children with her, they will develop into psykers and their children psykers and so on. Personality: Fortunately despite being an Alpha Plus she is actually relatively stable partly because of her natural mental fortitude and immense faith, but make no mistake she is still mad just not frothing daemon possessed mad. Despite her power she is also extremely shy and timid especially around new people and quite emotionally and socially stunted due to being an outcast her entire life for being a psyker and even having to deal with the Inquistion (Warhammer40k) trying to hunt her down so she never quite had a normal life nor does she have any real social skill whatsoever. She also becomes fanatically religious after finding a Bible in her youth and she now believes her powers are a gift from God this extreme faith actually keeps her powers in check as it helps her to develop a mental shield of sorts so she will not totally succumb to daemonic possession and madness (psykers go insane quite easily) and instead she restrains herself and she tries to help others whenever she can, her ultimate goal in life being to evolve the human race into a devout religious psyker race that will spread throughout the entire galaxy. Appearance: You notice the Psyker loves to wear hooded robes and strange dresses all the time, she carries a large ornate cross with her at all times as well as decorating her clothing with scriptures (its a 40k thing everyone decorates their clothing with the things they like), and she loves reading so she normally has a book attached to her robes as well as well. She can shapeshift with her powers (she can teach you this as well) but this is her natural form: Psyker 1 Psyker 2 Cyborg Pariah Abilities: Like her fraternal twin sister the Psyker, the Cyborg is also immensly gifted intellectually but even more so due to merging her mind with an advanced supercomputer stored in her brain. Unlike her sister she wasn't born with any psychic talent at all instead she was a blank, registering as a strange null void to her own sister so their relationship isn't particularly good (imagine having a blank and an immensely powerful psyker in the same home). The Cyborg is very knowledgeable and centuries ahead of us today in topics like Computer Science, Engineering, Physics, Mathematics, etc. With the right tools she could even build interstellar starships and anti-matter power plants, she is also deeply fascinated by weaponry and war. Alot of her body is actually cybernetic like her synthetic muscles making her quite powerful for a human and she is willing to upgrade your body with cybernetics as well in fact she would prefer to since she believes flesh to be weak and outdated (she is also the best surgeon the world has ever known), and if you desire something she would be more than happy to build it for you provided she has the proper materials since tinkering with machinery and building new inventions is her most favorite hobby. Personality: Like her fraternal twin sister, the Psyker, she is quite mentally unstable but hers is due to all the brain surgeries she has given herself in an attempt to improve her mental ability. Also like her sister she lived her entire life as an outcast for some reason people and animals just feel naturally repulsed by her (except you) so she never developed any real connection with anyone so while she isn't shy she doesn't know how to properly interact with others beyond the very basics. Unlike her sister she is an atheist and doesn't believe in any god and as an ultimate goal in her own words she wants "a world with no gods or kings, only man", and she strives for a transhuman utopia. Appearance: Described as having a world-class model-like beauty with raven black hair and crimson eyes. She has converted a large portion of her body into cybernetics and tools for increased performance and efficiency. Cyborg Ancient Vampire Queen Abilities: The Vampire Queen is one of several clan heads of the various vampire blood families making her one of the most powerful and oldest vampires in existence. As a vampire she is extremely strong, quick, and near incapable of being killed due to her regenerative abilities, she is also extremely skilled at using blood magic, shadow magic, and creating magical illusions to control and fool her enemies her power could probably be compared to that of Alucard in Hellsing and may even be stronger, and if you are willing she can turn you into a vampire as well and while you won't be as strong as her you will be near Seras Victoria in terms of strength and gain all the benefits and drawbacks of vampirism including the possibility of living forever and never aging. She has lived for thousands of years and known for being cunning, highly manipulative, and very charismatic making her obscenely wealthy and influential not only in the vampire world but also the human world as well. So if you are with her you get to live the billionaire lifestyle (fancy homes, fancy cars, trips around the world, near infinite disposable income). Being a vampire unfortunately also means no more sunlight and drinking massive amounts of blood for survival, and of course it means you are going to get caught up in vampire politics and fights with special forces vampire hunters using military grade weaponry. Personality: Unlike the two sisters mentioned earlier the Vampire Queen is actually completely sane unfortunately she is the very definition of a ruthless sociopath (she also has a basement blood farm where humans are being constantly drained of their blood and their blood is fed to her vampire "cattle" who are also being constantly drained of blood to feed her since human blood just isn't potent enough though she loves the intoxicating taste and smell of your blood) and has no problems slaughtering anyone who gets in her way and even feels pleasure when she kills and tortures her victims. Fortunately for you and those around her while she can be chillingly cold and ruthless, she is usually friendly and respectful with those she percieves as friends and quite willing to protect them and help them out, and she is not the type to kill without reason. She also loves to be treated like royalty and reveals herself to be a shrewd ruthless business woman and politician as it takes alot to run an entire society of immortal monsters. Appearance: The Vampire Queen is noted for her incredible beauty, height, and her long red hair that reaches her feet and she is known to dress very extravagantly all the time her favorite colors being red, silver, and gold. Make no mistake she is also a vampire her skin is pale and lifeless, her eyes equally so, her ears are notably pointed, her teeth a mouthful of fangs and her nails, sharp feral claws. (she isn't Carmilla from Vampire Hunter D but she looks like her and has a similar castle) Vampire Elf Abilities: Unlike the other women the Elf isn't a powerhouse. She is however gifted at using magic like most elves so highly skilled in a variety of magic disciplines like alchemy, talking to and controlling animals, controlling the "elements", healing spells, and other Elf like magic. While physically she isn't much stronger than any normal human she is incredibly fast and agile possessing superhuman reflexes. Her senses are also far sharper than any human and combined with her natural perceptiveness and ability to notice even the tiniest of details quite quickly she is an excellent detective. She is also a highly skilled artisan, a strategian, an accomplished martial artist,spear fighter, and bow marksman, a capable cartographer, chef, and surprisingly a pretty good blacksmith as well. If you want she can teach you her skills as well. However since her homeworld is stuck in a perpetual Dark Age she has no real scientific knowledge her knowledge of the world is more comparable to a person living in the dark ages so while she isn't an idiot even basic things like cars seem like magic to her so she'll certainly be in for a culture shock. Personality: The Elf unlike the others isn't insane nor a sociopath, despite being a warrior she is actually very friendly, nice and caring to others and she loves helping those in need. However she also can't stand evil people (rapists, murderers, people in that category) and she is known to do alot of vigilante work mercilessly hunting them down and killing them. She is also no stranger to hubris and at times can have an annoyingly inflated ego as she is easy to become too overconfident and thinks she is better than everyone. Despite this she's normally very happy, outgoing, playful, and cheerful acting almost like a child at times but when its time to become serious she knows what to do. You also notice she is obsessed with training always trying to improve herself so spends large amounts of her time constantly training every day and she seems to have a deep love for nature so spends most of her time outdoors and she loves hunting. Appearance: You notice she has a very peculiar sense of fashion as she loves to dress in light, bright, extravagant but very revealing clothing (you know like your standard RPG elf) and she always carries her magical spear or bow with her at all times, she tells you without them she feels vulnerable and unprepared. Other: I wasn't sure but I thought about adding the restriction that you have to live with her on her homeworld, the good thing about this you get to finally experience something like World of Warcraft but in real-life unfortunately you are just a normal human and the planet is the very definition of a death world filled with horrific monstrosities that would make Fallout creatures look nice in comparison, but at least you will be accepted into her village. But would that be too much? Elf So who do you pick and why? How do you forsee your life changing? Edited May 16, 2012 by Necris
Disenchantedly Yours Posted May 16, 2012 Posted May 16, 2012 If you spent half your time understanding real women this well you would be in better shape. 2
Author Necris Posted May 16, 2012 Author Posted May 16, 2012 If you spent half your time understanding real women this well you would be in better shape. Hey what can I say.
somedude81 Posted May 16, 2012 Posted May 16, 2012 Wow, dude. So much effort in this thing. Either way, I'll pick a succubus. Give me one night of intense pleasure then she can have my life.
Author Necris Posted May 16, 2012 Author Posted May 16, 2012 If you spent half your time understanding real women this well you would be in better shape. I was trying to make a fun thread I thought it was a bit different than the same stuff we see normally on LS. Though it did take alot to write all of this lol. Understanding women or people in general for me is very difficult, and I noticed people in general aren't all that nice or friendly and women for me feel distant.
Disenchantedly Yours Posted May 16, 2012 Posted May 16, 2012 I was trying to make a fun thread I thought it was a bit different than the same stuff we see normally on LS. Though it did take alot to write all of this lol. Understanding women or people in general for me is very difficult, and I noticed people in general aren't all that nice or friendly and women for me feel distant. I get that. Really I do. You seem like a really bright guy! You are articulate and you posted a well formated post. If you put that energy into self development or understanding people better, I think you could over come some of your fears here. I do think women are hard to understand. We come in all different kinds of equations and we don't always make it easy. And I totally relate to having barriers when it comes to members of the opposite sex or other people in general. And I do agree that sometimes people don't seem very nice or friendly. But sometimes you got to care less about what other people think or do and have more confidence in yourself and just know what kind of person you are. Okay, I will leave you to it. I'm not trying to ruin your fun thread. I just think you could have much more if you let yourself. Granted, it will take some hard work. 2
Disenchantedly Yours Posted May 16, 2012 Posted May 16, 2012 Wow, dude. So much effort in this thing. Either way, I'll pick a succubus. Give me one night of intense pleasure then she can have my life. I agree. Sincerely, Female Pray Mantis 2
Radu Posted May 16, 2012 Posted May 16, 2012 Oh god, i get the references. Carmilla picture sucks, why didn't you use pictures from Hellsing ? I agree. Sincerely, Female Pray Mantis Knew it.
Author Necris Posted May 16, 2012 Author Posted May 16, 2012 (edited) Oh god, i get the references. Carmilla picture sucks, why didn't you use pictures from Hellsing ? Knew it. Yeah it wasn't too good how about this then for the vampire? Vampire 1 or Vampire 2 I totally forgot I had these pictures they would have worked great. Edited May 16, 2012 by Necris
Author Necris Posted May 16, 2012 Author Posted May 16, 2012 What just happened..... stuff.... what do you mean?
Els Posted May 16, 2012 Posted May 16, 2012 Wow, lol. This would be way better suited to a roleplay forum than LS. Sorry, but I don't think you're going to get much appreciation or participation here. Seeing as you didn't list any male fantasy creatures, I can't participate. Dark elves are hot though!
Radu Posted May 16, 2012 Posted May 16, 2012 Yeah it wasn't too good how about this then for the vampire? Vampire 1 or Vampire 2 I totally forgot I had these pictures they would have worked great. 2nd one is cool, i have a thing for cyberpunk and steampunk. You sir, are truly a freak ... congrats.
Author Necris Posted May 16, 2012 Author Posted May 16, 2012 (edited) Wow, lol. This would be way better suited to a roleplay forum than LS. Sorry, but I don't think you're going to get much appreciation or participation here. Seeing as you didn't list any male fantasy creatures, I can't participate. Dark elves are hot though! Actually there are male characters it just took so long to write up the other stuff I decided to explain it by having them have the exact same personality just a different appearance. Male Psyker (like the female psyker he can also shift his appearance this is just his default original form) Male Cyborg (looks sort of like Jensen (the guy in the picture) except with more augmentation and more borg-like in appearance) The Cyborg was the hardest to find a picture for the pictures were all too human or too machine or too monstrous so I just settled on the Deus Ex look. Male Vampire (2) Male Elf Also what do you mean Dark Elves? Edited May 16, 2012 by Necris
Author Necris Posted May 16, 2012 Author Posted May 16, 2012 I get that. Really I do. You seem like a really bright guy! You are articulate and you posted a well formated post. If you put that energy into self development or understanding people better, I think you could over come some of your fears here. I do think women are hard to understand. We come in all different kinds of equations and we don't always make it easy. And I totally relate to having barriers when it comes to members of the opposite sex or other people in general. And I do agree that sometimes people don't seem very nice or friendly. But sometimes you got to care less about what other people think or do and have more confidence in yourself and just know what kind of person you are. Okay, I will leave you to it. I'm not trying to ruin your fun thread. I just think you could have much more if you let yourself. Granted, it will take some hard work. So..... did you like the thread? As for people not seeming all that nice or friendly its not that I care about what they think or I'm afraid of them, its just that they are well.... unfriendly and cold making it difficult to interact with them. An example of unfriendliness: a few weeks ago I decide to write an elevator with a woman who I do not know, when it comes to her stop for some reason she decides to put her hand almost in my face as she is walking out. I have no idea what that was all about its not like I even talked to her I was busy listening to my headphones, perhaps she thought I was going to rape or something and her hand was going to stop me:lmao:. Typically women aren't that unfriendly just more of the cold unapproachable type. In addition to that then there is my lack of that certain charisma its hard to describe but some people just have a charisma that I don't have like my father despite being an older man with a gut (no disrespect to him) when he's out in public women and just people in general seem drawn to him much to the dismay of my mother. Plus I also find it difficult to relate to others, especially women. Then there's total lack of experience where for me a simple handshake is special. I do have a question while I never experienced this do women ever "approach" guys? Also when I say approach I don't necessarily mean ask a guy out I doubt even the most "alpha" of guys get asked out by women but instead I mean mostly I guess flirt heavily to get the guy's attention?
Ursa Posted May 16, 2012 Posted May 16, 2012 The cyborg is perhaps the more interesting character. I might be interested in having a drink with any or all of them, if I had, say, a personal force field, even picking up a few tricks of their trades. However, as far as actually dating/having a relationship goes, this one is a no-brainer. 1. An insane religious fanatic with deep social phobias who can read my mind. 2. An insane half-robot who can't relate to humanity, is repulsive to almost every living thing, and performs regular brain surgeries on herself. 3. A literally bloodthirsty sociopathic killer. 4. A friendly, mentally and emotionally stable, nature-lover with a variety of useful skills. Yeah, I'm going to go with #4 all day long.
Author Necris Posted May 16, 2012 Author Posted May 16, 2012 The cyborg is perhaps the more interesting character. I might be interested in having a drink with any or all of them, if I had, say, a personal force field, even picking up a few tricks of their trades. However, as far as actually dating/having a relationship goes, this one is a no-brainer. 1. An insane religious fanatic with deep social phobias who can read my mind. 2. An insane half-robot who can't relate to humanity, is repulsive to almost every living thing, and performs regular brain surgeries on herself. 3. A literally bloodthirsty sociopathic killer. 4. A friendly, mentally and emotionally stable, nature-lover with a variety of useful skills. Yeah, I'm going to go with #4 all day long. Unfortunately for the elf you have to live with her on her world which would be categorized as a death world for some its like Earth except nearly every living thing is a vicious man-eating monster (from fire breathing dragons to zombie plagues to swarms of flesh eating insects it has it all), constant war, and the climate is alot harsher (this is the reason she has those useful skills). The good thing about this you get to live like you are playing an RPG.
Author Necris Posted May 17, 2012 Author Posted May 17, 2012 it seems that my thread isn't too popular.
Disenchantedly Yours Posted May 17, 2012 Posted May 17, 2012 Necris So..... did you like the thread? Lol, the thread isn't my thing. As for people not seeming all that nice or friendly its not that I care about what they think or I'm afraid of them, its just that they are well.... unfriendly and cold making it difficult to interact with them. An example of unfriendliness: a few weeks ago I decide to write an elevator with a woman who I do not know, when it comes to her stop for some reason she decides to put her hand almost in my face as she is walking out. I have no idea what that was all about its not like I even talked to her I was busy listening to my headphones, perhaps she thought I was going to rape or something and her hand was going to stop me:lmao:. I can't even imagine why someone would do that! I know that when someone has done something to me that was rude, I use to get really upset. I felt disrespected. But I have been learning a little more each year not to care as much. That what someone else does doesn't matter and that I shouldn't let what someone else does shape me into someone I don't want to be. So if i feel friendly and talkative, I will be friendly and talkative. Sometimes the person just looks at me like they don't want to be bothered and I just smile at them. Other times I do get upset. But either way, I just be me. Some people you end up talking to that you never would have and you end up having a good conversation. It's touch and go. But I don't want to let other people's behavior stop me from being me. Typically women aren't that unfriendly just more of the cold unapproachable type. Well, sometimes I'm really shy and I think it comes off unapproachable based on what people have said to me. In addition to that then there is my lack of that certain charisma its hard to describe but some people just have a charisma that I don't have like my father despite being an older man with a gut (no disrespect to him) when he's out in public women and just people in general seem drawn to him much to the dismay of my mother. Plus I also find it difficult to relate to others, especially women. Then there's total lack of experience where for me a simple handshake is special. Have you ever asked your Dad about that charmisma? If he always had it? If he cultivated it? Tips on how to deal with women? I do have a question while I never experienced this do women ever "approach" guys? Also when I say approach I don't necessarily mean ask a guy out I doubt even the most "alpha" of guys get asked out by women but instead I mean mostly I guess flirt heavily to get the guy's attention? Yes, some women do this. Most women i think want to be approached and pursued. I don't think lots of women flirt tons just out and about in their daily lives.
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