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SingleinSouth
If you mention the penis of prior BF he will know you are getting back at him for the breast comment.

 

I suggest you hint to BF that you are not having the same great orgasms you are used to.

 

 

That would be PERFECT with a normal guy who takes pride in not being selfish but it doesn't seem this guy would be able to relate at all.

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"Wow, you aint hittin no curve balls with that thang"

 

 

And probably the worst insult to a guy's cock.....

 

"OMG! that is so cute!"

Hahahahahahahaha too funny:lmao::lmao:

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That would be PERFECT with a normal guy who takes pride in not being selfish but it doesn't seem this guy would be able to relate at all.

Yeah this tool box probably wouldn't even get the significance of that statement. He's got the mentality to think Oh well, sucks for her. To OP, I'd dump this guy. You haven't been with him that long.

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But break it to him while at a porn shop, holding a huge dildo.

And say "I'd rather be f*cking this then you, sorry.":lmao::lmao:

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Too funny! :lmao::lmao::lmao:

 

Really, though, just dump him. Why the heck is he thinking of his ex's chest when he is with you?! And then saying it on top of that. A disrespectful idiot.

 

If he's thinking so much about them, then let him go call her up. Wait until he says it again (and he will because he seems unable to stop.) When he does, say "Great. Go give her call. We're done here."

 

Then go find a guy who is all about you!

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If you are feeling extra mean, say goodbye and while gently patting him on the back or shoulder softly whisper in his ear that it never bothered you that his was small...really, it didn't....(Do this in a way that shows you feel sorry for him. You can't be mad when you say it.)

 

I know it's mean. You can at least do it in your mind. Or pick some other thing he's always been insecure about and say THAT never bothered you.

 

Of course, he will think it did, and his ego will be hit.

 

Wow, I'm being a b#tch. :eek: Never mind. Just dump him.

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Makes me wonder if this guy's ex was an ex because he was talking about his previous ex's chest. :rolleyes:

 

OP, I think you should become his next ex.

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ThsAmericanLife
I wouldn't even bother planning games with him. You can play along with what he does by giving him a taste of his own medicine but if it was me I would just break up with him and go my seperate way.

 

I agree with the above. Don't descend to his level.

 

I briefly dated a guy who would absolutely NOT shut up about his landlord's 23 yr old GF... and all the young ladies in his kickball league. (He was 45). I never said anything about it. Just observed. I'd change the subject to something else hoping he'd get the hint.

 

This happened at least 2-3 times per date (we only dated a few weeks).

 

When he asked me why I wanted to stop seeing him... I told him my time was too valuable to spend with someone who didn't want to get to know me... and could only talk about other women all night.

 

That's actually how I would handle your guy. You don't need to feel hurt. His preferences have nothing to do with you.

 

You'd just prefer being with a man who has more class...

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