temporaryvisa Posted July 30, 2011 Posted July 30, 2011 1) talks about wanting sex on the first date. 2) does drugs regularly 3) too logical 4) does not laugh easily 5) takes himself way too seriously 6) does not know much about the world, such as general knowledge about other countries, facts and history. 7) does not enjoy travelling 8) is embarrassed by PDA 9) plays too many video games 10) prude yours ?
Author temporaryvisa Posted July 30, 2011 Author Posted July 30, 2011 Hahah! My gosh, you know me so well. Yeah, he wouldn't have to make six figures because I will anyway, but it would be ideal. I've visited more than a dozen countries and Canada is the fourth country I am living in- so I'd like him to be well travelled. Common sense is common. Too logical is boring. He can play videogAmes but I don't play! And honestly, videogame addicts are gross to me :/ I just dont get it. I insist on first date sex?!?! Lol wtf. No, I want to be in a committed relationship with someone who loves sex! Yeah.
fortyninethousand322 Posted July 30, 2011 Posted July 30, 2011 1) if she smokes 2) if she does drugs 3) if she dislikes the fact that I don't drink alcohol 4) if she's a Yankees or Red Sox fan (this is probably the most important one) 5) if she's a bigot/racist I'm flexible on pretty much everything else.
Author temporaryvisa Posted July 30, 2011 Author Posted July 30, 2011 Woman*. Whatever dude, you're hopeless..
Feelin Frisky Posted July 30, 2011 Posted July 30, 2011 ...3) too logical... Hahahahaha. ^ God forbid. I understand where you're coming from though, temp visa. First dates or even second or thirds aren't about too much "logic" . (Well, at least when you're 19 or so.) I'm someone's grand-uncle so my list is going to be a lot different. 1.) Smokes 2.) Too self-conscious 3.) Tattoos or obsessions with stuff like "suspensions" 4.) Man-like in any way 5.) Too hard into one kind of music (especially one I can't hack like rap) 6.) Keeps looking at everyone and everything but me 7.) Brings a fu_king lap dog to the date. 8.) Won't dance 9.) Uses her cell 10.) Wants to test me on everything--starting with running up big tabs to see how flush I am
ptp Posted July 30, 2011 Posted July 30, 2011 I only have 5 so far 1) Women who work at banks 2) Women who have "penis" noses 3) Women who would wear a sari to their prom 4) Women who give out their number but give out a fake number 5) Women who's self-esteem is too dependent on their looks :laugh:.....jk temp
NursingGirl Posted July 30, 2011 Posted July 30, 2011 1)Substance abuse 2)personality disorders 3)crazy family with substance abuse and personality disorders 4)really, really, really bad teeth 5)someone who isn't interested in learning or growing 6)Someone who is abusive in general but definitely to children and animals We should have a thread where we talk about the top 10 positive traits we are looking for. It has much more of a positive slant to it. I could start it and trolls could crash it (see #'s 2, 5 & 6 above)
zengirl Posted July 30, 2011 Posted July 30, 2011 I only have 5 so far 1) Women who work at banks 2) Women who have "penis" noses 3) Women who would wear a sari to their prom 4) Women who give out their number but give out a fake number 5) Women who's self-esteem is too dependent on their looks :laugh:.....jk temp What is a penis nose? That sounds horrific. . .
Dorie Posted July 30, 2011 Posted July 30, 2011 I only have 5 so far 1) Women who work at banks 2) Women who have "penis" noses 3) Women who would wear a sari to their prom 4) Women who give out their number but give out a fake number 5) Women who's self-esteem is too dependent on their looks :laugh:.....jk temp A sari to their prom? Penis nose?! Is that a real thing? What are you talking about?! Mine are 1) Smoker 2) Questionable hygiene 3) Doesn't read news stories or keep up with current events 4) Dislikes animals 5) Committed to bachelorhood.
snug.bunny Posted July 30, 2011 Posted July 30, 2011 What is a penis nose? That sounds horrific. . . Did you ever see that movie with Chevy Chase, Demi Moore and Dan Akroid where Dan Akroid is a judge? Dan's character had a penis nose in the movie. But, I don't think the OP has a pens nose, at all.
Author temporaryvisa Posted July 30, 2011 Author Posted July 30, 2011 Hehe can we get over that subject? How could I forget smokers? Yes. Number 11 is smokers :/
zengirl Posted July 30, 2011 Posted July 30, 2011 Did you ever see that movie with Chevy Chase, Demi Moore and Dan Akroid where Dan Akroid is a judge? Dan's character had a penis nose in the movie. But, I don't think the OP has a pens nose, at all. Oh, I didn't pick up on what he was doing with the OP there. That's lame. And no, never saw that movie. "Penis nose" is definitely a term I've never heard.
fortyninethousand322 Posted July 30, 2011 Posted July 30, 2011 I only have 5 so far 1) Women who work at banks 2) Women who have "penis" noses 3) Women who would wear a sari to their prom 4) Women who give out their number but give out a fake number 5) Women who's self-esteem is too dependent on their looks :laugh:.....jk temp I think number 3 would actually be a turn on. I don't know, perhaps I'm just weird.
snug.bunny Posted July 30, 2011 Posted July 30, 2011 Oh, I didn't pick up on what he was doing with the OP there. That's lame. And no, never saw that movie. "Penis nose" is definitely a term I've never heard. I forget the name of the movie, the movie itself was ridiculously weird but silly.
Author temporaryvisa Posted July 30, 2011 Author Posted July 30, 2011 Ah well I am weird too, to have worn a sari to prom! Gosh!
Dorie Posted July 30, 2011 Posted July 30, 2011 I forget the name of the movie, the movie itself was ridiculously weird but silly. I'm confused. Is penis nose a real thing? If not, why make a movie about it?
Fondue Posted July 30, 2011 Posted July 30, 2011 Can't put them in numerical order, but... - Smokers. - Too emotional, too little logic. This especially applies to arguing and debate. - Many tattoos. Just isn't my thing. - Needyness. This applies to those women who demand to see their bf frequently. I prefer a lot of solo time, so I don't mix with these women well. - Too demanding on communication. If consistent texting/calling throughout the day is necessary for you, GTFO. - Boob/stomach ratio. If your stomach exceeds the the outward-ness of your boobs, then unfortunately, you are too overweight for me. I don't think this is shallow, it's just my preference. There are men out there that love thick women, I just don't. Just like I'm sure there are women out there that enjoy their men being a certain physique. - If you're a jersey shore type or a hipster type, then please GTFO. That's pretty much it.
Rinas Posted July 30, 2011 Posted July 30, 2011 1) Drug use. 2) Overly insecure/ Clingy/ Doesn't understand space time. 3) Too serious all the time, doesn't open up/laugh. 4) Disrespectful / puts others down on numerous occasions. 5) Isn't tolerant of others. 6) Abusive and/ or/ personality disorders. 7) Bad hygeine. There's more, but I didn't feel like finding more to list. (No actual specific order there.) I'm pretty reasonable and understanding with flaws, however I am picky with said above, and I think it's understandable.
ptp Posted July 30, 2011 Posted July 30, 2011 Wow humor definitely doesn't translate over the internet. I have no idea what a "penis" nose is but, the OP thinks she has one so I went with it. 49322, the sari thing was joke, I couldn't care less what a girl wears to her prom. I am so misunderstood in my own time smh....
Afishwithabike Posted July 30, 2011 Posted July 30, 2011 A sari to their prom? Penis nose?! Is that a real thing? What are you talking about?! I think he's referring to the OP and some things said in another thread of hers.
Rinas Posted July 31, 2011 Posted July 31, 2011 Wow humor definitely doesn't translate over the internet. I have no idea what a "penis" nose is but, the OP thinks she has one so I went with it. 49322, the sari thing was joke, I couldn't care less what a girl wears to her prom. I am so misunderstood in my own time smh.... Don't worry, I caught the reference.
Author temporaryvisa Posted July 31, 2011 Author Posted July 31, 2011 Yeah, it wasn't I who said I have a penis nose... omg BACK to the topic at hand =P
Casablanca Posted July 31, 2011 Posted July 31, 2011 1)Too many tattoos - one or two or maybe three are okay if not too big 2)Heavy smoker - I've backed down some here...if they smoke less than once a day (like while drinking), or are trying to quit I'll give them the time a day 3)Has a kid...this is the biggest deal breaker and will be or about the next 4 years 4)No career goals...has to be either in their career or working towards it and depending on their age changes how far they need to be....a 21 year old doesnt have to be as far along as a 24 year old. I had my masters degree before I turned 23...I'm a goal orientated and driven person, I need someone like that too 5) cant laugh at them self 6) doesnt enjoy picking on or being picked on in a fun way with significant other 7) no self confidence This list got longer than I expected
1_hangininthere Posted July 31, 2011 Posted July 31, 2011 1. Thinks drinking is a hobby 2. Doesn't call or pick you up when they say they will 3. Excessive tatoos. 4. Lives in their mom's basement. 5. Has pets with silly matching names (ie Thelma and Louise) 6. Thinks McDonalds is a food group 7. Excessively jealous. 8. My dog doesn't like him (OK more of a red-flag than a deal breaker) 9. Can't cook, do laundry, clean the bathtub. 10. He must like (a lot)... Ummm... "adult alone time." IYKWIM
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