oaks Posted June 17, 2011 Posted June 17, 2011 What was the strangest, weirdest or just most surprising thing you learned on a first date with someone? (and did you see them again?) For me it was when she said she was pregnant, and I didn't see her again.
SmileFace Posted June 17, 2011 Posted June 17, 2011 Went on a coffee with this guy and while talking about where we grew up. I told him where I was from and his reply... "Really, I use to make delieveries down there, but I am a good guy now?" Me- You work for UPS, wait....what??
Cee Posted June 17, 2011 Posted June 17, 2011 A guy told me he had Aspberger's on a first date. He also made a blunt and surprising comment later, but knowing about the Aspberger's buffered my hurt. We went a couple more dates, but it was long distance and faded quickly.
Author oaks Posted June 17, 2011 Author Posted June 17, 2011 Magnetized silverware are fun. I can only imagine how bored you must've been with your date to even notice that!
Cee Posted June 17, 2011 Posted June 17, 2011 You can't leave us hanging. What did he say? Ok, I'll tell you. We were talking and I was animated and talking loudly. I tend to talk loud when I am excited. He said, "Could you turn down the microphone, please?" I was pretty embarrassed after the comment, but tried not to feel offended. I started talking more softly after that. Now that's a surprising 1st date comment.
youngskywalker Posted June 17, 2011 Posted June 17, 2011 After mulitiple dates I learned she had herpes. She didn't let me have sex with her until she disclosed that information, after which I decided to move on of course. I greatly respected her for that. After some research I learned that herpes is widely prevalent in the population and isn't really a big deal. But still, if I'm one the lucky ones not to have it I'd like to keep it that way. I learned that STD's have no discrimination. Never in a million year would I have thought this is a girl who has an STD.
Sivok Posted June 17, 2011 Posted June 17, 2011 After she got out of the bathroom, my date informed me she just took a hit of Cocaine. That same date, we were at a mall, she bought a halloween outfit (note: first date), and was surprised I didn't pay her $80 bill
Author oaks Posted June 17, 2011 Author Posted June 17, 2011 He said, "Could you turn down the microphone, please?" That's brilliant!
rafallus Posted June 17, 2011 Posted June 17, 2011 After she got out of the bathroom, my date informed me she just took a hit of Cocaine. That same date, we were at a mall, she bought a halloween outfit (note: first date), and was surprised I didn't pay her $80 bill I'd tell her to send regards to her psychiatrist.
mo mo Posted June 17, 2011 Posted June 17, 2011 On a first date the girl told me she was going to be single for the rest of her life... wtf?
welikeincrowds Posted June 17, 2011 Posted June 17, 2011 one_man_army, I'd pm you but you don't have that feature yet: Dude, how many accounts do you have? It's hard to keep track of you, although I can follow you vaguely from identity to identity. Why don't you just stick to one username?
HopelessR Posted June 17, 2011 Posted June 17, 2011 Guy told me he was turned on by girls who modified their ears into 'elf' ears and had them pointy .... went out one more time before I called it quits.
Author oaks Posted June 17, 2011 Author Posted June 17, 2011 Guy told me he was turned on by girls who modified their ears into 'elf' ears and had them pointy .... went out one more time before I called it quits. Liv Tyler as Arwen. Mmmmmmm! Although, to be honest, she doesn't need the pointy ears to do it for me.
nyc_guy2003 Posted June 17, 2011 Posted June 17, 2011 Talked about her trip to the South of France and how her and all her girlfriends went topless. I ended up marrying her.
TooAccepting32 Posted June 17, 2011 Posted June 17, 2011 He told me he'd been to jail 4 times for stalking an ex girlfriend. If I could have videotaped the contrast between my facial expression before he mentioned this and my facial expression after he mentioned this it would have been priceless.
SmileFace Posted June 17, 2011 Posted June 17, 2011 I'm like a bird, I'll only fly away I don't know where my soul is, I don't know where my home is omg i read this on the bus. i nearly choked laughing so hard
TooAccepting32 Posted June 17, 2011 Posted June 17, 2011 In baseball, don't they allow you to take a base at that point? lol maybe that's why he didn't go to jail a 5th time.
bikinibeach Posted June 17, 2011 Posted June 17, 2011 first coffee date. tells me that he can't have cream in his coffee as he has irritable bowel syndrome. brags on and on how he owns his own condo and is sooo proud of it. he worked at a record store for a living. i asked how he acquired it. .....by getting hit by a truck on his bike. smh
Pianiste Posted June 17, 2011 Posted June 17, 2011 This didn't really happen during a first date, it was more of a business dinner where I accompanied my father to. He has a lot of contacts in the Middle East and the man in this story is one of them. I did meet him for the first time that evening. We didn't talk at all during the dinner but the next day he visited my father to offer money/valuables for my hand in marriage. I'm still very grateful that he refused that offer!
iris219 Posted June 17, 2011 Posted June 17, 2011 I had a guy tell me that he had just had a sex dream about his brother. Yep, he was doing his brother in the dream. I must have looked horrified because he said, "I guess I shouldn't have told you that." There was no second date.
rafallus Posted June 17, 2011 Posted June 17, 2011 I had a guy tell me that he had just had a sex dream about his brother.Forget virgin guys, now that is oversharing!
EyeAlone Posted June 17, 2011 Posted June 17, 2011 Opening line as the waitress is sitting us down at our table: "I think I have an eating disorder." This was a guy in his mid 20s.
Art_Critic Posted June 17, 2011 Posted June 17, 2011 Back in the single days... I went on a date once and she told me that she had a pet Iguana in her condo.. it didn't live in a cage and she said it was toilet trained to poop on the kitchen floor... I asked and she said anywhere.. it cleans up real easy.. She also said she had to keep the house at 80 degrees and sleep with fans on her at night. I kid you not... One date.. no more after than admission... oh... Eharmony of all places too fixed me up with that one.
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