classof2014 Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 Ok so I want to warn you in advance. What I am about to write is somewhat bizarre but hear me out. A friend told me that some women have so few positive images of men do the the downgrading of men by the media and in society in general, that they are physically no longer attracted to men, but still attracted to the security of men. Therefore, they actually do things like masturbate to pictures of nice cars, houses, etc. I know this sounds really nuts and Im hoping you agree, but on some level, it does seem like more and more women have a belief that they do not want a relationship with a man. Im hoping its not that many though.
redmelon Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 I don't know any females who masturbate to pictures. I don't think your theory holds water, but I am also not certain that I understand it, either...
Author classof2014 Posted October 8, 2010 Author Posted October 8, 2010 The women I am describing look at a picture of a nice house, start thinking about how great it is to live their and start masturbating.
redmelon Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 anything is possible, but I think it's probably unusual. Why do you care what women may be masturbating to?
Eclypse Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 That is somewhat disturbing and no I haven't ever heard of that happening. There are lots of men and women in happy relationships. Most women are looking for a man, and vice versa. I can't say I've ever heard of anyone masturbating to pictures of houses or boats (unless they keep it a secret) When you're masturbating you're mainly interested in the physical feelings. Men look at naked girls and I'm sure women look at naked men
Woggle Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 More often they are going gay or they are still attracted to men sexually but dislike us as people and get off on mistreating us.
SilentVoice Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 mmmm, hard wood floors , granite counter tops... stainless steel fridge ... lol
dreamingoftigers Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 I would think that if some women were doing this that they would have some very serious issues dealing with attachment and intimacy. I for one could never imagine masturbating to an image of a house, it just looks like another place I have to clean ..... sigh.
TheBigQuestion Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 Who hasn't cranked it to a picture of a sexy house at some point in their life?
Feelin Frisky Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 Yeah, many women are trapped in the vicious cycle of masterbating to houses. They see house, they think hole. house? hole. house? hole. Touch self. Touch self. Shreik, shreik. Shreik, shriek. Have cigarette. Text the girls. It's an epidemic.
that girl Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 Is this your crazy Korean friend who considers white women a virus? She might just be screwing with you because masturbating to pictures of houses is pretty strange.
atlnay Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 Ok so I want to warn you in advance. What I am about to write is somewhat bizarre but hear me out. A friend told me that some women have so few positive images of men do the the downgrading of men by the media and in society in general, that they are physically no longer attracted to men, but still attracted to the security of men. Therefore, they actually do things like masturbate to pictures of nice cars, houses, etc. I know this sounds really nuts and Im hoping you agree, but on some level, it does seem like more and more women have a belief that they do not want a relationship with a man. Im hoping its not that many though. Women aren't visual like men where we need pictures to masturbate, that theory is a bit silly and sounds like something a guy just made up. Not sure how old you are, but in general., for both sexes, by the time you hit your 30's, you settle down a bit more (if you're a man) and/or you become less superficial (if you're a woman). My best advice is for both sexes to use their 20's to: get school done, get their foot in the door careerwise and just relax and HAVE FUN with the opposite sex.
Cee Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 I'll never look at real estate listings in the same way again. "Pull that curtain back, you tease. Open your door a bit more, I want to see your massive interior. That wainscotting is making me craaaaazy."
espec10001 Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 Women aren't visual like men where we need pictures to masturbate, that theory is a bit silly and sounds like something a guy just made up. Not sure how old you are, but in general., for both sexes, by the time you hit your 30's, you settle down a bit more (if you're a man) and/or you become less superficial (if you're a woman). My best advice is for both sexes to use their 20's to: get school done, get their foot in the door careerwise and just relax and HAVE FUN with the opposite sex. Which is it?
witabix Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 Yes it is all true. There will be a paper coming out soon, I was the 'head' researcher on the project. These are the findings. Most popular pictures. 1. House with a dirty back door that is left wide open. 2. Car with a piston sticking through the hood, dripping oil. 3. Houses with bins outside with the lids off and over flowing dirty stuff. Architects and engineers are now working on designs to play to this new found fetish called possessaphilia. The new designs include front doors with locks that take dildos as keys and washing machines that tremble when you dump your load into them. Crazy? Me?
denise_xo Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 Yes it is all true. There will be a paper coming out soon, I was the 'head' researcher on the project. These are the findings. Most popular pictures. 1. House with a dirty back door that is left wide open. 2. Car with a piston sticking through the hood, dripping oil. 3. Houses with bins outside with the lids off and over flowing dirty stuff. Architects and engineers are now working on designs to play to this new found fetish called possessaphilia. The new designs include front doors with locks that take dildos as keys and washing machines that tremble when you dump your load into them. Crazy? Me? Can I become your research assistant? You can pay me with pictures
witabix Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 Can I become your research assistant? You can pay me with pictures Yes you can wade through all the dirty data!
dispatch3d Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 A group of girlfriends I have do this sort of thing all the time. I'm not sure what it is but it doesn't seem that strange. We just got a new fridge and I'm a little concerned about inviting them over. I don't want them staring at my fridge or objectifying it like they do big houses etc. Maybe I can just keep them out of the kitchen. Any suggestions?
Disillusioned Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 The frame of a house is usually made of wood. Huh huh, check it out, Beavis... I said "wood".
Taramere Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 Ok so I want to warn you in advance. What I am about to write is somewhat bizarre but hear me out. A friend told me that some women have so few positive images of men do the the downgrading of men by the media and in society in general, that they are physically no longer attracted to men, but still attracted to the security of men. Therefore, they actually do things like masturbate to pictures of nice cars, houses, Masturbating to a house?. House the lame, surly doctor? He is a fine role model for men, and also someone who brings sexy back. It's that combination of antisocial attitude, sarcasm and gimpy leg. I just want to take him under my wing, coddle him and nurture the emasculated Sitcom Buffoon potential that is lurking underneath the weirdness, and came out so beautifully years ago when he played the part of Bertie Wooster.
snowbell Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 So a skyscraper must really drive them wild! Lighthouses. Oh, yeah.
Kamille Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 This thread is hilarious but... Is anyone else concerned that the OP misunderstands women so much women that he actually sounds serious when asking this question?
atlnay Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 Which is it? Ah, I see that my statement comes across as a contradiction. By visual I mean men are drawn to attractive women/bodies first and can sleep with women without caring to know her last name. Women need an emotional connection first and tend to be drawn to that first before they sleep with a man. So that was to answer why we won't masturbate to pictures of houses or shiny jewelery. Were that the case, porn for women would be just that...women walking around mansions touching expensive stuff. Womens porn mostly has emotional stories and are tender and passionate, whereas male porn is all for show and sport. As for women being less superficial as they get older. What I meant by that is all the things we have on our list tend to shorten. Dude no longer HAS to be 6ft 4. We open ourselves up to the 5ft 10 and higher pool. We accept if he has children, when we were younger that was an automatic no. Makes sense now?
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