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Lol, I don't know what to make of it. I'll let you guys decide:

 

you look like very sensitive person. you also come across as a bit cerebral. this is a dangerous combination since you're the type who could talk forever at a date without putting out. I think I can help manage this situation. you move to my apt for a couple of weeks, during which I will use your body please to myself. i have an insatiable sexual drive. during this process I will teach you how to increase your chances, self confidence. by the end of this two weeks I can guarantee that you will be totally desensitized. When shall we have our first session?

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Who the hell was this from?

 

Are you in fact moving soon?

 

This is psycho... I'd advise the forum admin, and get this guy blasted....

 

Weird.

Creepy actually.

Very.

 

 

you look like very sensitive person. you also come across as a bit cerebral. this is a dangerous combination since you're the type who could talk forever at a date without putting out. I think I can help manage this situation. you move to my apt for a couple of weeks, during which I will use your body please to myself. i have an insatiable sexual drive. during this process I will teach you how to increase your chances, self confidence. by the end of this two weeks I can guarantee that you will be totally desensitized. When shall we have our first session?

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Who the hell was this from?

 

Are you in fact moving soon?

 

This is psycho... I'd advise the forum admin, and get this guy blasted....

 

Weird.

Creepy actually.

Very.

 

 

you look like very sensitive person. you also come across as a bit cerebral. this is a dangerous combination since you're the type who could talk forever at a date without putting out. I think I can help manage this situation. you move to my apt for a couple of weeks, during which I will use your body please to myself. i have an insatiable sexual drive. during this process I will teach you how to increase your chances, self confidence. by the end of this two weeks I can guarantee that you will be totally desensitized. When shall we have our first session?

 

No, this was on OK Cupid, a dating site, not on LS.

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I have one too!

 

"hi, how are you? I was wondering if I may ask u something. I know this sounds weird and everything but I am serious when I ask this. I was wondering if you would step on me if I asked ya to. I know it sounds weird, probably really weird, but I would love to have ya do it, and I would even pay ya to do it if you wanted. And no this is no joke. lol. So do ya think you might consider trying it? "

 

Don't you love ok-stupid? lol

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No, this was on OK Cupid, a dating site, not on LS.

 

Welcome to OK Cupid. These type of messages happen from time to time. I get solicited quite a bit from married guys. It's probably a form message he sends to lots of people to see if he gets a response.

 

My strategy with this stuff:

 

Shudder. Delete message. Block guy. Shake it off.

 

This guy is basically the online dating version of a troll. Don't feed him.

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I will share one I got today, not so much creepy just kind of WTF is he on about?

 

Hi there I tried to contact you before but my line went down so i lost everything i had written.

 

Im just curious what you meant by refelective,

It's just i understand we are a reflection of everything around us.

 

Now i have a question for you does chaos exist.

 

The answer is no .

Im not on here to waste your time im on here to learn about you

How can one describe an orchid to one that has not seen its beauty.

 

Be well girl with green eyes

Thankyou for your time

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I will share one I got today, not so much creepy just kind of WTF is he on about?

 

Hi there I tried to contact you before but my line went down so i lost everything i had written.

 

Im just curious what you meant by refelective,

It's just i understand we are a reflection of everything around us.

 

Now i have a question for you does chaos exist.

 

The answer is no .

Im not on here to waste your time im on here to learn about you

How can one describe an orchid to one that has not seen its beauty.

 

Be well girl with green eyes

Thankyou for your time

 

That poor dude thinks he sounds deep, when he just sounds like a moron. Somebody needs to intervene and set him straight.

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Lol, I don't know what to make of it. I'll let you guys decide:

 

you look like very sensitive person. you also come across as a bit cerebral. this is a dangerous combination since you're the type who could talk forever at a date without putting out. I think I can help manage this situation. you move to my apt for a couple of weeks, during which I will use your body please to myself. i have an insatiable sexual drive. during this process I will teach you how to increase your chances, self confidence. by the end of this two weeks I can guarantee that you will be totally desensitized. When shall we have our first session?

 

U don't know what to make of it?

 

So does that mean there will be a first session?

 

be honest did it turn you on?

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Hi there I tried to contact you before but my line went down so i lost everything i had written.

 

Im just curious what you meant by refelective,

It's just i understand we are a reflection of everything around us.

 

Now i have a question for you does chaos exist.

 

The answer is no .

Im not on here to waste your time im on here to learn about you

How can one describe an orchid to one that has not seen its beauty.

 

Be well girl with green eyes

Thankyou for your time

The nonsensical ramblings of an idiot always makes my head hurt.

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You don't know what to make of it...? Really? It should be an instant DELETE without question!

 

Why are you even analyzing his creepy message? Are you going to take him up on his offer??

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You don't know what to make of it...? Really? It should be an instant DELETE without question!

 

Why are you even analyzing his creepy message? Are you going to take him up on his offer??

 

I hope its because it intreagued her.

 

I once sent an internet message to a sorrority girl over myspace back when i was in college. "Lets have a good F*ck" or something like that. She actualy went on a date with me not that anything happened. (I was scared of women back then)

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you look like very sensitive person. you also come across as a bit cerebral. this is a dangerous combination since you're the type who could talk forever at a date without putting out. I think I can help manage this situation. you move to my apt for a couple of weeks, during which I will use your body please to myself. i have an insatiable sexual drive. during this process I will teach you how to increase your chances, self confidence. by the end of this two weeks I can guarantee that you will be totally desensitized. When shall we have our first session?

 

It almost sounds like a bot. I mean cerebral? Or has very poor grammatical skills. I've received some weird stuff before but normally much better written.

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You don't know what to make of it...? Really? It should be an instant DELETE without question!

 

Why are you even analyzing his creepy message? Are you going to take him up on his offer??

 

Lol. No, of course not. I just thought it was incredibly bizarre/creepy, and couldn't figure out his motive since I'm sure it would be an instant delete to anyone reading it.

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Lol. No, of course not. I just thought it was incredibly bizarre/creepy, and couldn't figure out his motive since I'm sure it would be an instant delete to anyone reading it.

 

 

he might just get pleasure from sendig it and knowing u will read it.

 

Also I could see it working, I suspected it might be working on u as your response seemed ambiguouse and amused.

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Lol. No, of course not. I just thought it was incredibly bizarre/creepy, and couldn't figure out his motive since I'm sure it would be an instant delete to anyone reading it.

 

I think his motive is to rattle the reader. It won't result in delete/block unless it's read. I also believe that some women might bite for the sake of messing with him. Which he would probably like. With the creepsters, I delete and block.

 

On the other hand, there are some jokers on OKC, who've I responded to. One guy was dressed as a robot and his profile was in binary code: eg, 011110000. That was hilarious. We had email chit chat for a bit, but since he on OKC as a joke, he deleted his profile quickly. Or maybe is was flagged and pulled.

 

I love OKC, but it's such a time waster sometimes. All those messages and OKC spam. I'm on break with it at the moment & I love the quiet.

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you look like very sensitive person. you also come across as a bit cerebral. this is a dangerous combination since you're the type who could talk forever at a date without putting out. I think I can help manage this situation. you move to my apt for a couple of weeks, during which I will use your body please to myself. i have an insatiable sexual drive. during this process I will teach you how to increase your chances, self confidence. by the end of this two weeks I can guarantee that you will be totally desensitized. When shall we have our first session?

 

Hey - thank you SO much for the offer! I totally get what you are saying here but wanted you to know I already participated in a 12 session desensitizing program and I am now completely self confident and fully armed.

 

Have fun!

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The nonsensical ramblings of an idiot always makes my head hurt.

 

 

I said in my profile that I like intellectual and reflective men. I guess he is trying to sound intellectual :D

Posted

hahaha yes, the best way to respond to a bizzar msg is to send them back an equally entertaining msg.

 

Perhaps Shaddows guy was actually having a laugh, and acted weird on purpose. I know there r ppl that r actually that strange, but I have actually wriited weird msgs just to get funny reactions out of ppl.

 

What can i say? Life is as it is, and it is enjoyable for some people to get funny reactions from ppl lol!

 

as long as it does not make one feel unsafe, of course!

 

However, asking a girl to come live with them and have sex with them or what not, coul djust be them having a laugh at themselves, in the form of a bizzar msg.

Posted

Ahh...gotta love OkCupid...so amusing.

 

I remember receiving an e-mail from a 50 year old married man who asked me if I'd like to be a regular participant in a threesome arrangement with himself and his wife. :sick::sick:

Posted

It sounds like he is looking for a dom/slave relationship.

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Ahh...gotta love OkCupid...so amusing.

 

I remember receiving an e-mail from a 50 year old married man who asked me if I'd like to be a regular participant in a threesome arrangement with himself and his wife. :sick::sick:

 

Was he from Vermont or Alaska perchance? I've gotten two separate solicitations in that regard. But they may have been older than 50.

 

Another day at OKC ;)

Posted

One guy was dressed as a robot and his profile was in binary code: eg, 011110000. That was hilarious.

 

 

HAHA love it

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The first one is an obvious joke, taking the piss and attempting to test your sense of humor.

 

The second one is a fetishy lad who is looking for C&B torture but doesn't want to come out and say it.

 

The third one is probably some stoned high school git.

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This is why I avoid online dating. A guy I know used to have what he called 'the shotgun theory'. It meant that if you shoot at enough targets, you're bound to hit something. I'm not really sure this guy thinks he'll actually hit something with this type of message but I guess, as they say, there's an idiot born every minute. He's living proof. :laugh:

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Hi there I tried to contact you before but my line went down so i lost everything i had written.

 

Im just curious what you meant by refelective,

It's just i understand we are a reflection of everything around us.

 

Now i have a question for you does chaos exist.

 

The answer is no .

Im not on here to waste your time im on here to learn about you

How can one describe an orchid to one that has not seen its beauty.

 

Be well girl with green eyes

Thankyou for your time

 

Yep.

 

That's pretty weird alright.

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