Bogo123 Posted September 9, 2010 Posted September 9, 2010 "You should come over and see my stamp collection" No really, I usually suggest watching a movie at my place. I want to switch it up though, any clever ways? And ladies, do you always assume he wants sex if he invites you over?
bobdole Posted September 9, 2010 Posted September 9, 2010 You could tell her "hey! Let's go have sex at my place!" - prolly wouldn't work even though their thinking it too. Less direct I suppose: offer to show off your culinary skills, Meet your puppy or kitty, ummm.. You already said stamp collection right?
Philetus Posted September 9, 2010 Posted September 9, 2010 Be honest. If you want sex, kiss her and say, 'we can go back to my place'. People aren't stupid, if you invite some clever ruse to get them to your place, they'll see through it. Women respect honestly 'cause they never get it, ever.
Simon Attwood Posted September 9, 2010 Posted September 9, 2010 you hit them over the head with a club and you drag them back to your cave by their hair ..
Philetus Posted September 9, 2010 Posted September 9, 2010 you hit them over the head with a club and you drag them back to your cave by their hair .. That's too romantic for a first date.
Author Bogo123 Posted September 9, 2010 Author Posted September 9, 2010 Be honest. If you want sex, kiss her and say, 'we can go back to my place'. People aren't stupid, if you invite some clever ruse to get them to your place, they'll see through it. Women respect honestly 'cause they never get it, ever. But at the same time, women do not want to feel like sluts so they need some type of excuse to come over. "Oh I just went over to see his dvd collection." Deep down they probably know why he's inviting them, but they need to justify their going to his house to avoid being labeled a slut or too easy.
Philetus Posted September 9, 2010 Posted September 9, 2010 But at the same time, women do not want to feel like sluts so they need some type of excuse to come over. "Oh I just went over to see his dvd collection." Deep down they probably know why he's inviting them, but they need to justify their going to his house to avoid being labeled a slut or too easy. Hmmm. I never experienced that. I just ask them to come over, or to go to their place. Occasionally they'd say, 'we're not having sex'. To which, I'd say, 'of course, not'. I never chased off any woman be being too honest or bold. Never!
Art_Critic Posted September 9, 2010 Posted September 9, 2010 Fellas...how do you get the girl back to your place for sex? You're supposed to pay her first silly
In_Repair Posted September 9, 2010 Posted September 9, 2010 "You want to go hang out at my place for a while?"... Your intent should be obvious by that point anyway, but the actual words are nothing more than an innocent open ended question.
sagetalk Posted September 9, 2010 Posted September 9, 2010 Height, wide shoulders, cocky attitude, and a really lonely girl.
AverageJoe Posted September 9, 2010 Posted September 9, 2010 If we are out. If at all possible I avoid bringing them back to my place if it is someone I dont know. I get them to go to theirs. I might say, my roomate is having company over (I dont have a roomate), or he is a crack head, or something ridiculous like that. It normally steers things in that direction. Otherwise, I just say lets get out of here. Then I start driving towards my place and along the way I say I need to stop by my place for (insert excuse) and invite them in. If she comes in, most times its on. Odds are she has had a drink or two already. So have alchohol of some kind in arms reach.
GooseChaser Posted September 9, 2010 Posted September 9, 2010 Otherwise, I just say lets get out of here. Then I start driving towards my place and along the way I say I need to stop by my place for (insert excuse) and invite them in. If she comes in, most times its on. Odds are she has had a drink or two already. So have alchohol of some kind in arms reach. Ooh, interesting. Something like that once happened with me, except there was no alcohol and nothing happened. I was just invited in and we just were at his place for about an hour just hanging out, hehe. Maybe he had that intention at first but decided against it at the time? An interesting thought and technique, anyway.
AverageJoe Posted September 9, 2010 Posted September 9, 2010 Ooh, interesting. Something like that once happened with me, except there was no alcohol and nothing happened. I was just invited in and we just were at his place for about an hour just hanging out, hehe. Maybe he had that intention at first but decided against it at the time? An interesting thought and technique, anyway. He didnt know how to close the deal.
GooseChaser Posted September 9, 2010 Posted September 9, 2010 Maybe. x] If that was his original intention being there, I sure didn't know it. I can be clueless. It's okay though. He got me in his room with the door closed and everything too... =P
AverageJoe Posted September 10, 2010 Posted September 10, 2010 Maybe. x] If that was his original intention being there, I sure didn't know it. I can be clueless. It's okay though. If it wasnt I can tell you it was on his mind. Yours too. He got me in his room with the door closed and everything too... =P Holy cow! He should at least offered you some strawberry Boone's wine. I prefer silver patron tequila. Very tasty stuff and can also serve well as wd40 for the panties.
phineas Posted September 10, 2010 Posted September 10, 2010 "have you ever had grilled yams?" "I have one of those electronic dart boards" "c'mon over, we can hang out on the back porch & i'll grill up some quesa' dia's." But, in my experiance if a woman wants to bang you, she'll suggest she comes over & she'll usually come up with an excuse to come over.
laRubiaBonita Posted September 10, 2010 Posted September 10, 2010 you get her hammered ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ listen to this Guy!!!!! he knows what he is talking about!!!!!
dispatch3d Posted September 10, 2010 Posted September 10, 2010 Be honest. If you want sex, kiss her and say, 'we can go back to my place'. People aren't stupid, if you invite some clever ruse to get them to your place, they'll see through it. Women respect honestly 'cause they never get it, ever. phil, this won't work. Gotta do something else. Fits into "state breaks"....
GooseChaser Posted September 10, 2010 Posted September 10, 2010 If it wasnt I can tell you it was on his mind. Yours too. Holy cow! He should at least offered you some strawberry Boone's wine. I prefer silver patron tequila. Very tasty stuff and can also serve well as wd40 for the panties. Haha, thanks for the input. =] I actually happen to be going back to his place again tomorrow. I might bring a nice alcoholic drink as a gift. Any more you guys recommend that I could look for? I'm not very well-versed with alcohol, just recently turned 21. (See guys? We can go to a guy's place willingly without tricks! )
Chitowngirl Posted September 10, 2010 Posted September 10, 2010 The last guy used a unique line, "I want to make sure my guests turned my oven off." I thought it was a legitimate concern. Then he asked if I wanted to try some unique vodka..and yup he put the moves on me..and it happened. It was fun and safe, and the last time I saw him.
jamesum Posted September 10, 2010 Posted September 10, 2010 The last guy used a unique line, "I want to make sure my guests turned my oven off." I thought it was a legitimate concern. Then he asked if I wanted to try some unique vodka..and yup he put the moves on me..and it happened. It was fun and safe, and the last time I saw him. Nice, you hit it and quit it.
Arbitrariness Posted September 10, 2010 Posted September 10, 2010 I suppose the line depends on the level of intoxication. A little might suggest something like 'would you like to see my wine collection', quite drunk would be 'do you want to get out of here', and if your smashed you can just use a series of primative grunts and suggestive hand signals.
Philetus Posted September 10, 2010 Posted September 10, 2010 Haha, thanks for the input. =] I actually happen to be going back to his place again tomorrow. I might bring a nice alcoholic drink as a gift. Any more you guys recommend that I could look for? I'm not very well-versed with alcohol, just recently turned 21. (See guys? We can go to a guy's place willingly without tricks! ) But... but... but... Dispatch3d said that wouldn't work? I'm so confused.
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