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mr.dream merchant Established Member

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In a nutshell. List things that'll make you kick em to the curb.

 

1. Liar

2. Attention whore

3. Easier than catching fish at a hatchery

4. Entitlement Complex

5. "If men can do it I can to" complex.

6. "Oh he needs a car, a job, good looks, this, that, etc.." Me: Do you go to school, have a car or a job? "Not right now but I'm working on it"

7. "Tired of being the FWB" complex

8. Cheated on your past boyfriends?

9. Wants a three way relationship (someone else always in your business) with her, her best friend (who's female or her sister) and you.

10. Overly flirty

11. Alcoholic

12. Club/bar hoe

 

burnt out, zzzz...

SarahRose Established Member

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1. body odor

2. spends more time in the barn with the sheep instead of with me

3. found out they had a sex change operation

hopesndreams Established Member

hopesndreams

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5. "If men can do it I can to" complex.

 

I see nothing wrong with this.

hopesndreams Established Member

hopesndreams

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1, When he says he has walls up.

 

2. Ogling other women in my presence.

 

3. Uses his finger when he reads.

 

4. Only talks about himself.

 

5. Porn addiction.

 

6. Being a cheapskate.

 

7. Cheating in a past relationship.

meerkat stew Established Member

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1. Picking their nose and then get upset when I do it. So what if they are in the bathroom at home and I'm at the dinner table? Hypocrites really piss me off.

 

2. Being all "green lifestyle" and making me reuse condoms. "I don't give a **** if you -did- wash it out!"

 

3. Won't share her lipstick with my pets. Sheep like to feel pretty too.

 

4. Get all freaked out when I hide in the closet naked with the Mexican wrestling mask on... she's the one who wanted me to "surprise her" on her birthday.

 

5. Don't put a new bottle of tanning agent in the spraytan machine when she uses the last of the old one.

 

6. Doesn't like me talking about my famous friends in public... like she knows anyone on the wall of the post office.

 

7. Gets all pissy when I spill the bong water on the rug. "C'mon baby it's just water!"

 

8. Expects me to go around putting toilet seats on all the toilets in my house "The animals can't get to the water with a seat on it honey!" They just move right in and take control, don't they.

Pink Cupcakes Established Member

Pink Cupcakes

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I kicked a guy to the curb just 2 days ago for being 11.

He took me to San Francisco on a trip and wouldn't stop drinking. Took me to some nice shows but he couldn't stay away from the vodka.

NEXT

skydiveaddict Established Member

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deal breakers :

is taller than me

refuses to do what i say

is not totally hot looking

is ugly

is one of those girls who holds the stop signs on road construction projects

does construction work of any kind

is a truck driver

is not wild in the bedroom

is too wild in the bedroom

tries to tell me what to do

tries to 'dress" me

will not put out after the 2nd date

will not use dental floss

wears conservative, ugly underwear

will not get breast implants if i tell her she needs them

buys me an electric shaver for christmas

buys me any kind appliance for christmas

chews tabacco

will not do oral

trys to take me shopping

tells me i watch too much football

tells me she doesn't want me skydiving anymore

if she belches

if she complains when i belch

tries to make me watch movies like "sleepless in seattle"

tries to make me watch any kind of movie

tries to send me to the store to rent a movie

tries to send me to the store for anything

tries to make me do anything, actually

will not go to the store for me when i need some thing

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Lorelai Established Member

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2. Being all "green lifestyle" and making me reuse condoms. "I don't give a **** if you -did- wash it out!"

 

Ewwww.... so, so much ewwww...

snowbell Member

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  1. Poor grammar
  2. Puffery
  3. Oblivious tone-deafness (like trying to sing over me really, really poorly either in private or at karaoke/jam sessions)
  4. Talking to me about the physical attractiveness of other women (Yeah, it's happened)
  5. Dishonesty
  6. Pretending to know what I'm talking about when it's painfully obvious they don't have a clue (You don't know who David Lynch is? That's fine. Just don't say you know all about him and fail to name a single one of his films or Twin Peaks.)
  7. Terrible sense of humor (Playful teasing with one another? Dead hookers? Guy on the street looks like a pedo? Funny. Unfamiliar with sarcasm? Obscure references without qualifying whether I'll get them or not? Describing yourself as Chaotic Neutral? Not so funny.)
  8. Narrow-mindedness. (I don't have to like all of your interests and you don't have to like all of mine, but the moment you say my or anyone's interests are stupid or a waste of time, you can f*ck off.)
  9. Laziness/chronic unemployment.
  10. Wanting to "game the system" all the time.
  11. Being overly chivalrous. (I have hands. I can open a damn door. There's something kind of hot about a guy lighting my cigarette, though.)
  12. Not having any defined interests or goals. People like someone who is passionate about something.
  13. Constantly fishing for compliments.
  14. Low self-esteem.
  15. Introversion to a fault.
  16. The inability to take or make jokes at one's own expense, or becoming defensive when someone makes a joke about me. (I'm not infallible. I like to laugh about my own idiosyncrasies sometimes, too!)
  17. Not letting me get a word in edgewise, or making conversations all about them.
  18. Alcohol/drug abuse (I don't mind either in moderation.)
  19. Guys who only drink alcoholic beverages with more sugar than a motherf*cking Slurpee. (Unless he's super-cool and does it in a farcical manner)

tami-chan Established Member

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1. Picking their nose and then get upset when I do it. So what if they are in the bathroom at home and I'm at the dinner table? Hypocrites really piss me off.

 

Speechless....:eek:

 

2. Being all "green lifestyle" and making me reuse condoms. "I don't give a **** if you -did- wash it out!"

 

I used anti-bacterial soap..calm down.

 

3. Won't share her lipstick with my pets. Sheep like to feel pretty too.

 

Uhm..the sheep tried to eat the whole stick :mad:

 

4. Get all freaked out when I hide in the closet naked with the Mexican wrestling mask on... she's the one who wanted me to "surprise her" on her birthday.

 

I thought you were an illegal alien.

 

5. Don't put a new bottle of tanning agent in the spraytan machine when she uses the last of the old one.

 

I didn't "bathe" in it...unlike someone:rolleyes:

 

6. Doesn't like me talking about my famous friends in public... like she knows anyone on the wall of the post office.

 

Uhm...you talk LOUDLY about them. Btw, can you maybe suggest that they change whoever they are using to take their pictures-those pictures make them look like they are "America's most wanted"!

 

7. Gets all pissy when I spill the bong water on the rug. "C'mon baby it's just water!"

 

Persian rug. 'Nuff said.

 

8. Expects me to go around putting toilet seats on all the toilets in my house "The animals can't get to the water with a seat on it honey!" They just move right in and take control, don't they.

 

'was just thinking about you-I didn't want you kissing my behind that just touched toilet water!

 

I so did not deserve to be "kicked to the curb!"...whatever!

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1. hurts kids in any way

2. hurts animals

3. Rude

4. Liar

5. Judgemental

6. alcoholic

7. druggie who has no desire to get clean

8. disrespects his mother and family

9. steals

10. mocks and hurts the weak - bully

meerkat stew Established Member

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1. Picking their nose and then get upset when I do it. So what if they are in the bathroom at home and I'm at the dinner table? Hypocrites really piss me off.

 

Speechless....:eek:

 

Oh come on, the other people at the table were watching the "donkey act" your uncle hired, they weren't even looking at me!

 

2. Being all "green lifestyle" and making me reuse condoms. "I don't give a **** if you -did- wash it out!"

 

I used anti-bacterial soap..calm down.

 

Don't even pretend you don't save it up and sell it at the sperm bank. Don't even. I notice all those new shoes in the closet. You are gonna kick in half that money towards the Panama City trip or I'm gettin back on adultfriendfinder and hiring you out again.

 

 

3. Won't share her lipstick with my pets. Sheep like to feel pretty too.

 

Uhm..the sheep tried to eat the whole stick :mad:

 

Jealous much?? She has -a name- you know. How would you like it if Beverly called you "the woman?" Not much I imagine. You were fine with our "arrangement" when you met Beverly and me, don't go trying to back out and act all uppity now.

 

4. Get all freaked out when I hide in the closet naked with the Mexican wrestling mask on... she's the one who wanted me to "surprise her" on her birthday.

 

I thought you were an illegal alien.

 

Speaking of aliens, I left one out of the original list... When she comes home at 4AM stinking drunk smelling of Old Spice with her wig on crooked for a solid week claiming aliens were abducting her night after night. I suppose aliens left their "21 and up" bracelet on her and marked her hand with their "Beaver Tooth Lounge" alien stamp. I suppose that Macanudo cigar tube I found stuffed up her cooch was an alien implant. Wasn't enough that I believed you the first four nights, you just had to keep on and on til it got ridiculous.

 

5. Don't put a new bottle of tanning agent in the spraytan machine when she uses the last of the old one.

 

I didn't "bathe" in it...unlike someone:rolleyes:

 

That is so low... you know my psoriasis makes my skin absorb more than yours. Something I can't help one bit. Mean, just MEAN!

 

7. Gets all pissy when I spill the bong water on the rug. "C'mon baby it's just water!"

 

Persian rug. 'Nuff said.

 

It wasn't the rug, you were so damn paranoid about getting caught, and the kids were gonna be looking in their stockings and unwrapping presents upstairs for at least another hour so there was no danger of getting caught now was there? Always worrying over something silly.

 

8. Expects me to go around putting toilet seats on all the toilets in my house "The animals can't get to the water with a seat on it honey!" They just move right in and take control, don't they.

 

'was just thinking about you-I didn't want you kissing my behind that just touched toilet water!

 

Speaking of kissing that behind of yours, did that home liposuction kit from amazon come in yet? Me and that ass are gonna have a little talk when it does.

FL Lady Established Member

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1. Liar

2. Attention whore

3. Easier than catching fish at a hatchery

4. Entitlement Complex

5. "If men can do it I can to" complex.

6. "Oh he needs a car, a job, good looks, this, that, etc.." Me: Do you go to school, have a car or a job? "Not right now but I'm working on it"

7. "Tired of being the FWB" complex

8. Cheated on your past boyfriends?

9. Wants a three way relationship (someone else always in your business) with her, her best friend (who's female or her sister) and you.

10. Overly flirty

11. Alcoholic

12. Club/bar hoe

 

burnt out, zzzz...

 

As a fellow South Floridian this pretty much defines the majority of young single MEN and WOMEN down here.

 

Give me a break

 

You'll stay single in area code 954

FL Lady Established Member

FL Lady

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Also, now that I see the OP's avatar picture, I'd like to add:

 

1. Guys who have cars or homes they can't actually afford. It is an epidemic down here.

 

Bankruptcies by people in South FL is a big problem. The foreclosure rate here is one of the highest here in USA.

 

The old saying, it's better to look good than feel good.

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1. Guys who have cars or homes they can't actually afford. It is an epidemic down here.

 

Yes! Financial irresponsibility in general.

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mr.dream merchant Established Member

mr.dream merchant

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Also, now that I see the OP's avatar picture, I'd like to add:

 

1. Guys who have cars or homes they can't actually afford. It is an epidemic down here.

 

Bankruptcies by people in South FL is a big problem. The foreclosure rate here is one of the highest here in USA.

 

The old saying, it's better to look good than feel good.

 

I mean, you're what, a successful woman in her 40's? For you to come on my thread, rag on my standards, and then on my avatar....hmmm the equation isn't adding up. Hey, here's a swell idea..how about you shut the hell up, and follow the intent of the thread. Or another great idea, shut the hell up again, and don't post.

 

This avatar is motivation for me. I drive an 03 Altima. But the Bentley you see in my avatar symbolizes class, success, struggle, and eventually overcoming all odds to better your life. So please, speak not of which you lack the understanding.

 

But you're right about one thing, 954 is a whorefest. Give you a break? No. Because I find myself immersed in classless people who treat their body like a 24 hour McDonald's instead of a temple...doesn't mean I have to settle. So those are my kick em to the curbs..

 

Oh yeah let me add one more:

 

A broad who likes to mouth off on **** she knows nothing about. That'd be you FL Lady, ****, thanks for reminding me of how much South Florida women suck ass. :cool:

FL Lady Established Member

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OP,

 

Doesn't take much to stir your pudding huh? Gees. I wasn't even referring to YOU. Go back when you blood pressure normalizes and re-read my post. I was referring to financial irresponsibility in general. It is generalizable.

 

 

 

That said, let me add these:

 

1. Guys who are easy to anger, over basically nothing.

2. Guys who curse at women

meerkat stew Established Member

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Hmm, maybe tami and I should move down to South Fla, sounds like our kinda folks!

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