mushmush Posted October 27, 2009 Posted October 27, 2009 funny funny.. I know this is lame but "Hey did you know if you swallow, it reduces the chance of getting breat cancer?" *slap*
alphamale Posted October 27, 2009 Posted October 27, 2009 Let's hear some sweet pickup lines. I'll start us off... "Hi I'm Alphamale, whats your name?"
tigressA Posted October 27, 2009 Posted October 27, 2009 One of my girlfriends invented a holiday-specific pickup line: "Wanna come over for Thanksgiving dinner? Turkey's not the only thing I'll gobble." Others I've heard: "Do you use Windex to wash your clothes? I can see myself in your pants." (checking the tag in the back of your shirt) "Mm-hmm, just as I thought. Made in Heaven." "So, what do you want to do later? Let's flip a coin--head at my place, tail at yours."
xtopher65 Posted October 27, 2009 Posted October 27, 2009 This one can be used on a very attractive girl at the bar: Guy says: You suck Girl says: What? Guy says: You suck. I've been waiting around all night to talk to you and you are busy surrounded by all of your friends. What are you miss popular or something?
Soul Bear Posted October 27, 2009 Posted October 27, 2009 ''How do you like your eggs in the morning''? ............................. ''Unfertilized, please''
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