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Let's hear some sweet pickup lines. I'll start us off...

 

 

"You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case."

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"Hey there cutie, wanna have an illegitimate child with me?"

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"Hey there cutie, wanna have an illegitimate child with me?"

 

 

I prefer:

 

 

"Hey, nice shirt. Wanna go halfsies on a bastard?"

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I prefer:

 

 

"Hey, nice shirt. Wanna go halfsies on a bastard?"

 

Haha, both get the job done. Pun intended.

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"Hey that shirt looks very becomming on you, but of couse if I was on you i'd becomming too"

 

ugh pickup lines

 

"nice shoes, lets ****..."

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What's a pickup line?!

 

 

LOL

 

I don't use them. They always sound so canned to me.

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Pick up lines are retarded, but I stumbled on a good one by accident. This only works if delivered in a grumpy/unimpressed fashion:

 

"I'm only listening (or replace 'listening' with doing whatever is going on in the particular situation) because you're super cute"

First time delivery was to get a date (same night, thank you very much) with a girl that was peddling some charity on the sidewalk.

Been used ever since, with varying measures of success.

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Pick-up lines are dumb, just need a good story in their that makes you sound fun to be around and you attract the opposite sex pretty successfully.

 

Thebob

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Oh pick up lines...........

 

"Hi, your eyes are blue and really pretty, in fact they're the same color as my balls. Wanna ****?"

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"Who wants to receive a future child support check from me?"

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I'm like milk baby I do your body good.

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How about a sweet theory about pick up lines?

 

My theory is that no pick up lines work. None at all. If you think a pick up line worked, what really happened is the women looked you over, sized you up, and decided you were acceptable before you ever opened your mouth. After that, the only way you were gonna lose was if you said something really stupid or insulting.

 

On the hand, if a woman doesn't find you attractive enough, no brilliant pick up line is gonna help you.

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"your father must have been a thief, because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes"

 

"That dress is very becoming on you. If I was on you, I'd be coming too"

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"That's a nice dress, it matches my bedroom carpet."

 

"You seem a little tense. Do you want a mouth massage?"

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To everyone downing pick up lines in this thread, no one gives a **** if you think they work or not, or if you use them or not. Of course pick up lines are rediculous. That's the point. Are you not smart enough to see this is humor based?

 

The cheesier the better. Keep them coming.

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How about a smile and "Lets not ruin this with conversation"

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Hey pick up lines aren't always so bad. If you can make her laugh then what the hell? The more stupid and cheesier it is maybe it'll make her laugh. Who knows?

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As you walk by a group of cute women, turn around and "Hey, did you just grab my ass?"

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As you walk by a group of cute women, turn around and "Hey, did you just grab my ass?"

 

If you can do it with a dead serious look on your face, that's awesome. If a girl doesn't laugh at that or atleast find it humorous, she is not my type at all anyway. :lmao:

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As you walk by a group of cute women, turn around and "Hey, did you just grab my ass?"

 

This would make us laugh so hard, we would buy you a drink. Especially like someone else said - if said with a straight face!

 

Women know a line. But if its funny and obviously a line, its a great ice breaker. Shows a man is clever, a little bold, and not taking himself too seriously.

 

Odd though...it seems like ALL lines , no matter how dumb - work for women!?

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Odd though...it seems like ALL lines , no matter how dumb - work for women!?

 

Only if the women are cute...

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Odd though...it seems like ALL lines , no matter how dumb - work for women!?

 

Women don't need lines. They just need to be willing.

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Geez. And here I thought I was cute and clever.

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Geez. And here I thought I was cute and clever.

 

Thats right, you dont have to be.

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Geez. And here I thought I was cute and clever.

 

 

Well that is just icing on the cake...and you are.

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