Glenn Quagmire Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 Now it's our turn Glenn. Lets see your willy and critque it. My willy is about a shade under 7" and on the medium non-rotund side. Sort of like an italian sausage. But I'm surgical with this thing and can make any woman climax in a variety of ways. My hands are my best feature.
Jersey Shortie Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 No no. That's no good. We need to see it. You describing your own atttributes doesn't do anything. Anyway, all men think they are great in the sack. 40% of them are right.
Glenn Quagmire Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 No no. That's no good. We need to see it. You describing your own atttributes doesn't do anything. Anyway, all men think they are great in the sack. 40% of them are right. 200 served, 200 satisfied. I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Bells Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 Bells I changed my avie just for you.. and that is me.. Awww....just for little ol' me?! How sweet of you. I was hoping I'd be able to coherse you into doing so. Lizzie, my new internet fantasy girl ;-)
Star Gazer Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 Decent rack. How old are you, late 30's? Hint: A woman's breasts rise up by a couple inches when she raises her arms above her head, as done in that picture.
Star Gazer Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 As far as I'm concerned ... I'd take your figure over most 25 year olds (I can tell the complete package is there by your waistline). Wait until you see a bull body shot, you might change your mind. I know most men here have.
Glenn Quagmire Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 Hint: A woman's breasts rise up by a couple inches when she raises her arms above her head, as done in that picture. Hint: look up 8 posts.
Star Gazer Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 Hint: look up 8 posts. I see that now. I just didn't want another new poster to be tricked by deceptive imagery.
Glenn Quagmire Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 You're awful catty with this chick. what did she ever do to you? Also, I don't see you throwing pictures of your tits around for comparison purposes.
Star Gazer Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 You're awful catty with this chick. what did she ever do to you? Also, I don't see you throwing pictures of your tits around for comparison purposes. Me? Ha! She lives in a glass house, darling. Give her a minute, she'll be right here to take cheap shots. I have no need for external validation from internet strangers regarding my body or sexual prowess with multiple married men, like Lizzie does. My boobs - pictures and in real life - are just for my BF. But they're pretty damn awesome.
Glenn Quagmire Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 I have no need for external validation from internet strangers regarding my body or sexual prowess with multiple married men, like Lizzie does Oh but you do feel the need to offer up some external protection of said internet strangers from deceptive imagery, putting down another said stranger in the process? Seems a bit inane and hypocritical to me.
Star Gazer Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 Oh but you do feel the need to offer up some external protection of said internet strangers from deceptive imagery, putting down another said stranger in the process? Seems a bit inane and hypocritical to me. Nah. I just prefer straight up honesty. I'm not one to lie or deceive. Are you? *shrug*
bobdole Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 I like nearly any size breast from A to DD (past that is getting a bit much). The thing that really turns me on are nipples. Small and perky on nearly any size breast and I'm sold Sadly can't determine that factor for a ways into the relationship, not that I would or ever have keep or trash a relationship based on nipples. Just personal preference.
Glenn Quagmire Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 Nah. I just prefer straight up honesty. I'm not one to lie or deceive. Are you? *shrug* Of course. I'm a guy for christ sake. And who gives a **** if this chick bangs married dudes? I'm sure she isn't holding a gun to their heads (unless they're into that sort of thing). I think its 10x worse for a guy to sleep with a married woman because that clearly takes at least *some* effort. Most guys can be coaxed away from their nagging wives with a glass of Whisky and a 4% chance of getting head. Women on the other hand usually need to develop some sort of emotional bond. So a dude who schemes wives is a total douchebag (i.e. me 10 years ago)but this chick is just having some fun.
Jersey Shortie Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 Also, I don't see you throwing pictures of your tits around for comparison purposes. I don't see you throwing pictures of your willy around either Bub.
Glenn Quagmire Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 I don't see you throwing pictures of your willy around either Bub. I told you, I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Jersey Shortie Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 Why do I have to show you mine? Aren't you proud of your willy? Lizzie showed her breasts off without needing such an ultimatium. why do you need one?
Glenn Quagmire Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 Why do I have to show you mine? Aren't you proud of your willy? Lizzie showed her breasts off without needing such an ultimatium. why do you need one? Because I'm not Lizzie. And showing off clothed tits is different than a bare penis. I'll show you a pic of my clothed penis.
carhill Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 Looking forward to that However, it might be more appropriate over on the penis size thread....
Jersey Shortie Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 Because I'm not Lizzie. And showing off clothed tits is different than a bare penis. I'll show you a pic of my clothed penis. I'll pass. I just thought it would be fair for Lizzie since she showed hers.
Lizzie60 Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 I'll pass. I just thought it would be fair for Lizzie since she showed hers. Hahahaha.. he could show off his tits too.. now that would be fair... he could even show them off without clothes..
Glenn Quagmire Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 Hahahaha.. he could show off his tits too.. now that would be fair... he could even show them off without clothes.. I already posted a pic with my clothed tits and clothed package. i do have a pic of me naked with my cock barely covered but its from like 10 years ago. I'll post it though, i don't give a ****.
Lizzie60 Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 I already posted a pic with my clothed tits and clothed package. i do have a pic of me naked with my cock barely covered but its from like 10 years ago. I'll post it though, i don't give a ****. OKie.. I'm looking forward to that..
Glenn Quagmire Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 http://i655.photobucket.com/albums/uu278/Glenn_Quagmire/glenn-oldschool.jpg?t=1242312655 ahaha I miss that poster, by the way.
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