looflirpa321 Posted April 1, 2009 Posted April 1, 2009 Are you a single man entering middle age? Things are looking bright these days. A new scientific study has demonstrated the eligibility of 39-47 year old men. Researchers from the VLC lab of the University in Edapsmas, Czechoslovakia have shown that men in the 39-47 year old category are now the most attractive and successful when it comes to dating and marriage. They research was conducted during the Elggow project, by showing dating videos of men in several age categories to a carefully selected distributed range of females. When asked to order the men by attractiveness, commonly the men in the 39-47 age category were placed towards the top. Principal investigator Gni Xob described the results as startling. "Traditionally it is thought that men in this age range are entering a phase where their dating options diminish. Our research shows the opposite, they are keeping their youthful physical attributes thanks to better nutrition and regular exercise. At the same time, they are prized for their experience and stability, which makes them the most sought after males for dating." http://www.sciencemag.org/current.dtl
pollywag Posted April 1, 2009 Posted April 1, 2009 Well...if Gni Xob says so then there must be some truth to this. If you'll excuse me now I must go sardensstern my sarsingarsdenfong.
boxing123 Posted April 1, 2009 Posted April 1, 2009 Good and accurate article.... Basically common sense..
Taramere Posted April 1, 2009 Posted April 1, 2009 Researchers from the VLC lab of the University in Edapsmas, Czechoslovakia The University of What? Where? Either we've all been transported back in time by a giant tardis, or it's April Fool's Day.
CommitmentPhobe Posted April 1, 2009 Posted April 1, 2009 Seems like a bit of a backward article to me
Taramere Posted April 1, 2009 Posted April 1, 2009 Seems like a bit of a backward article to me Are you the culprit?
Taramere Posted April 1, 2009 Posted April 1, 2009 Aha. Silly me. I know who it is....but I'll keep quiet. Or wait...Okay. Is this some kind of group effort?
The Collector Posted April 1, 2009 Posted April 1, 2009 Then my money's on Collector. Nice try Ms Actual Culprit. Wait, are people saying Czechs are incapable of conducting scientific research? Isn't that racist or something?
The Collector Posted April 1, 2009 Posted April 1, 2009 Also, I can't be bothered to research it now, with all the bogus IDs I'm creating and fake stories I'm planting in the media, but if you checked most lists from the 100 Most Eligible Men to Hollywood's Hottest Hunks, I reckon more would fall into the 39-47 category than any other. Brad Pitt, Johhny Depp, George Clooney, Big from Sex In The City, er... House... um.. Philip Seymour Hoffman... well, loads anyway.
Taramere Posted April 1, 2009 Posted April 1, 2009 Nice try Ms Actual Culprit. Wait, are people saying Czechs are incapable of conducting scientific research? Isn't that racist or something? Of course they can't. They're too busy picking mushrooms and enjoying The Nature. Kidding. It was the fact that you used Czechoslovakia rather than Czech Republic? Hang on....that was a deliberate goof, right?
The Collector Posted April 1, 2009 Posted April 1, 2009 Of course they can't. They're too busy picking mushrooms and enjoying The Nature. Kidding. It was the fact that you used Czechoslovakia rather than Czech Republic? Hang on....that was a deliberate goof, right? Or that Elggow is Woggle backwards?
Taramere Posted April 1, 2009 Posted April 1, 2009 Or that Elggow is Woggle backwards? Damn, I totally missed that one. I got the samspade one - PMd him a congratulatory note, thinking it must have been his post - then had another look and saw the Boxing clue.
Trialbyfire Posted April 1, 2009 Posted April 1, 2009 I didn't click on the link but this study would only lean this direction if each woman was given a scale and then handed each man's wallet to weigh her decision against.
Trialbyfire Posted April 1, 2009 Posted April 1, 2009 Thanks carhill. No self-respecting feminazi would forget the dog for the bun. It all gets weighed!
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