Author johan Posted August 21, 2008 Author Share Posted August 21, 2008 What about tomorrow when you eat breakfast? Won't it just happen again? I'll just start another thread. Chances are it won't happen though. But I may have to start one about how I couldn't get my hair right. Or how I cut myself shaving. This is mostly for Jilly, because she needs all the threads to be exciting or else she gets upset. Link to post Share on other sites
Storyrider Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 What about tomorrow when you eat breakfast? Won't it just happen again? This is just like a case of Pavlov's dog, only the opposite. Johan has decided to never eat again. Link to post Share on other sites
Citizen Erased Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 I'll just start another thread. Chances are it won't happen though. But I may have to start one about how I couldn't get my hair right. Or how I cut myself shaving. This is mostly for Jilly, because she needs all the threads to be exciting or else she gets upset. And this is the best you could come up with? Link to post Share on other sites
Author johan Posted August 21, 2008 Author Share Posted August 21, 2008 And this is the best you could come up with? You don't find a health scare to be a bit of a thrill? What are you? An adrenaline junkie? Link to post Share on other sites
Jilly Bean Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 And this is the best you could come up with? Exactly my sentiment, Citizen. Johan - may I introduce you to the classic porn from the 70's? That may help you spin a yarn better. Try The Opening of Misty Beethoven. Link to post Share on other sites
Citizen Erased Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 You don't find a health scare to be a bit of a thrill? What are you? An adrenaline junkie? Many things about you are thrilling I am sure, but your stinging tongue is not one of them. Unless it had been attacked by a stinging nettle wielding bear that is. Link to post Share on other sites
Angel1111 Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 And this is the best you could come up with? My sentiments exactly. He baited us with the tongue thing in the title and then let us down with this food thing. Big whoop. Now I think you've upset ALL the LS members... I think I'm going to post about how my big toe has been hurting ever since I smashed it with a hammer. Oh, the excitement of it all.....! Hubba, Hubba, since you seem to be a green metal thing with a funny shape, maybe your tongue has rusted out on the sides. Link to post Share on other sites
2sunny Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 maybe we better just keep that tongue active until the morning... just in case. johan - get over here with your tongue honey... Link to post Share on other sites
Jilly Bean Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 maybe we better just keep that tongue active until the morning... just in case. johan - get over here with your tongue honey... :eek: Dirty, Sunny! I love it. Please take Johan and teach him a lesson for the teaser post. Show him what happens, girl. Link to post Share on other sites
Citizen Erased Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 maybe we better just keep that tongue active until the morning... just in case. johan - get over here with your tongue honey... :lmao: Naughty, I love it. Link to post Share on other sites
2sunny Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 :eek: Dirty, Sunny! I love it. Please take Johan and teach him a lesson for the teaser post. Show him what happens, girl. you betcha i will! oh no! how old is johan? much younger than me? oh well... maybe a man's tongue can be considered older than the self! he he Link to post Share on other sites
Citizen Erased Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 you betcha i will! oh no! how old is johan? much younger than me? oh well... maybe a man's tongue can be considered older than the self! he he How old are you? He's 37 I think... I do love an older man. Link to post Share on other sites
2sunny Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 How old are you? He's 37 I think... I do love an older man. that means his tongue needs to be 10 years older than his body - or uhem, mind... Link to post Share on other sites
2sunny Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 i think i must have scared johan and his tongue... he's MIA now... he he Link to post Share on other sites
Jilly Bean Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 i think i must have scared johan and his tongue... he's MIA now... he he Maybe he's doing weight lifting with it, getting in shape for ya... Link to post Share on other sites
Citizen Erased Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 i think i must have scared johan and his tongue... he's MIA now... he he That or he exhausted himself imagining all of these fine LS girls he could be working this problem out on. Link to post Share on other sites
Jilly Bean Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 That or he exhausted himself imagining all of these fine LS girls he could be working this problem out on. Or he's shaving it. Er, his tongue, I mean. Link to post Share on other sites
Citizen Erased Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Or he's shaving it. Er, his tongue, I mean. Or that... Link to post Share on other sites
Jilly Bean Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Or that... hawt.................. Link to post Share on other sites
2sunny Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 cum on johan - fess up! what are you doing with it right now? Link to post Share on other sites
Citizen Erased Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 I think he's asleep... Link to post Share on other sites
Angel1111 Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Maybe he types with his tongue and is now 'speechless'..... Link to post Share on other sites
xpaperxcutx Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 :lmao: I thought Johan pierced his tongue.... Link to post Share on other sites
Trimmer Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 If I eat more than 4 or 5 bowls of Cap'n Crunch cereal at a time, my tongue hurts too. Link to post Share on other sites
Ms. Red Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Redheads..Watch out. Talk about red hot p*ssy! Maybe he burned his tongue by a redhead! -TP'ism (I can't believe I actually wrote that) Hey now! Link to post Share on other sites
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