D-Lish Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 It doesn't burn when I pee anymore Link to post Share on other sites
Chauncey Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 "Good news, I'm syphilis is no longer infected with crabs, and my crabs are no longer carrying gonorrhea! Link to post Share on other sites
Cobra_X30 Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 "Mom wont kick me out today, wanna hit it w/me in the basement?" Link to post Share on other sites
TudorII Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 My favorite that my wife sends me..."time to rock the cock" My wife is a big fan of the dog whisper show so the one I send her is ..."time for dick whispering" Maybe cheesy but it works for us! When all else fails, pictures do so much more than words! Link to post Share on other sites
brothermartin Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 Last one I got was, "Im on fire and need your big f***ing hose to put me out!" Link to post Share on other sites
shadowplay Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 A question for the guys... When a woman you're seeing does something overtly sexual like send you a sexy text do you find it a turn on or off? I mean obviously it will be a turn on in some sense, but are you turned off by the fact that the woman isn't leaving anything to the imagination/trying too hard to be sexy? Just curious. This is something I've always wondered about. Link to post Share on other sites
tanbark813 Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 When a woman you're seeing does something overtly sexual like send you a sexy text do you find it a turn on or off? Uhh, a turn on. Why the f**k would it be a turn off?? I mean obviously it will be a turn on in some sense, but are you turned off by the fact that the woman isn't leaving anything to the imagination/trying too hard to be sexy? Absolutely not. Link to post Share on other sites
Mustang Sally Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 How about short, sweet and to the point? "Wanna f*ck?" Just sayin. Link to post Share on other sites
shadowplay Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 Uhh, a turn on. Why the f**k would it be a turn off?? Absolutely not. Haha...Well, thanks for clearing that up. Link to post Share on other sites
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