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Post some or all of them here..... would love the know what is written by some of our notorious LS posters.:love::love::love::love:

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i wanna bang u lol rofl :)

 

That's when I'm feeling VERY romantic

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How about:

 

I'm clean but I feel like being dirty!:confused:

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Creamin' for you......

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I can still smell you on my fingers.

 

:bunny:

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I've got a few I use to rile my boyfriend up at work:

 

I need you tonight...

I'm wet thinking about you...

 

And then there's the naughty pics taken with my cell phone in the bathroom and sent to him while he's at work. ;) He LOVES when I do that! :D

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I wish I could post to this, I just couldn't keep it even R rated. lol!

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I've got a few I use to rile my boyfriend up at work:

 

I need you tonight...

I'm wet thinking about you...

 

And then there's the naughty pics taken with my cell phone in the bathroom and sent to him while he's at work. ;) He LOVES when I do that! :D

 

I took pics driving once. That was fun, and he loved the outcome;)

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I like to let a little time go by between these. LOL Then surprise him out of the blue in the middle of a stressful, busy day with a dirty picture of my...well you get the picture! LOLOLOL!! It's so fun to do, I love it!

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I like to let a little time go by between these. LOL Then surprise him out of the blue in the middle of a stressful, busy day with a dirty picture of my...well you get the picture! LOLOLOL!! It's so fun to do, I love it!

 

I miss those days. I used to reply with "Hey I'm at work." Then I'd get the "Isn't there a bathroom inside your work? Go send pics in there." LOL! Those were the days:rolleyes:

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Forgive my ignorance, I'm new here...are you married? not married?

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"Cock me!"

 

It's an inside joke.

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Forgive my ignorance, I'm new here...are you married? not married?

 

Who me? Divorce in progress. No sex life, no spontinaity. Bla bla.

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"Cock me!"

 

Isn't that from that movie with Ben Stiller where he gets married to that crazy chick?

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Isn't that from that movie with Ben Stiller where he gets married to that crazy chick?

 

Yup! :D:bunny:

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Yup! :D:bunny:

 

I was so happy for her when she finally got her cocking in the end. :love::D

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Momma needs a fix!!!:love:

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I got a great one last night...

 

"I can't wait to f*ck you...on your couch, on your bed, in your shower, on your kicthen counter... The things I am going to do to you..."

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I'm so good, that risking herpes will be worth it. Baby. :bunny:

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I'm wearing nothing but this phone.

 

My friend accidentally sent that to me instead of her bf :lmao:

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I'm wearing nothing but this phone.

 

My friend accidentally sent that to me instead of her bf :lmao:

 

Are you sure that was an accident? ;)

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I'm so good, that risking herpes will be worth it. Baby. :bunny:

 

You're going to get such a spanking for that one Nemo!!

lol.

 

Actually that's a good one....

"Mommy's been bad and needs a spanking"

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I'm so good, that risking herpes will be worth it. Baby. :bunny:

 

How about...

 

"hey baby, just got my results- we're good to go!"

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I'm wearing nothing but this phone.

 

You can't wear a phone. It just drops to the floor.

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