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If you really love someone, you should know why. I wrote a list of about three pages about the reasons I'm in love with the guy I'm in love with....Do you like the way she kisses? Do you appreciate that she listens to you when you're talking? Do you like that she loves animals or sports or the same kinds of music? Do you feel good around her? Does she do little things that make you feel special? Those are the types of things I wrote about. I wrote about how I love that he loves his family, that we both like the same sports, we both appreciate having time apart even though we miss each other...

 

If you can't at least come up with a few reasons like that, then you must NOT really love her...

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I think she wants you to write her love poetry, and since you haven't thought of it yourself, she is telling you.

 

Just like she should tell you if she wants you to do something special in bed.

 

Now, if you don't want to do it and it feels like a burden, maybe you're not right for each other.

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I think she wants you to write her love poetry, and since you haven't thought of it yourself, she is telling you.

In essence, that's exactly it!

 

The feeling I get

When, each day

I set my eyes upon you

My sweet surrender

Is the feeling I get

When, deprived of relief

For many an hour

I take a jolly great sh*t

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In essence, that's exactly it!

 

The feeling I get

When, each day

I set my eyes upon you

My sweet surrender

Is the feeling I get

When, deprived of relief

For many an hour

I take a jolly great sh*t

 

Er...maybe not exactly like that.

 

And I wouldn't recommend starting off with "There once was a girl from Nantucket," either.

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Er...maybe not exactly like that.

Oh well. I tried. I summoned all my passion. Sometimes you have to squeeze one out in a hurry, because you're desperate to get to the ending. And that means the beginning, and the middle, suffer.

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