Eye contact Part 2: How do you stare?

[GoldPenny]

I'd like to poll people on their style of making eye contact with someone when they're interested in that someone. With eye contact, do you smile, have a blank face, make it fleeting back and forth, or just glance (and unfortunately not send the signal)? Other?

[polywog]

Well, I wink and point to my crotch, usually.

[johan]

Eye contact is stupid and meaningless.

[magichands]

Well, have you ever heard of making love with your eyes? Do that.

 

And look up the word "furtive."

[alphamale]

Well, I wink and point to my crotch, usually.

what crotch? you're just a head with a tail attached

[magichands]

Eye contact is stupid and meaningless.

I agree with johan, to a point. You will have more luck staring at someone's breasts, or - as polywog alluded to - checking out their package. If you manage to make them self-conscious, then it (or they) won't be big enough to satisfy you.

[polywog]

what crotch? you're just a head with a tail attached

 

Well you're just a pair of jockey shorts stuffed with a salami!

[magichands]

what crotch? you're just a head with a tail attached

If only sperm were as big as tadpoles.

[polywog]

I agree with johan, to a point. You will have more luck staring at someone's breasts, or - as polywog alluded to - checking out their package. If you manage to make them self-conscious, then it (or they) won't be big enough to satisfy you.

 

And sadly, the rejection will prompt them to stuff toilet paper, socks, salami and the like into their underwear. Furtively.

[Guest]

haha i always make little eye contact as possible but when i do i cant help but lock eyes with a guy for a couple seconds.. then look away.. and i cant help but kinda laugh.. i hope im not puttin out the wrong signals :/