Teacher's Pet Posted February 9, 2007 Posted February 9, 2007 Last Valentine's Day for me was awesome. Romantic dinner, my ex got me a really nice watch (which I still wear every day), and then she used me like a pommel horse for the remainder of the evening, and into the wee hours of the morning. This year, prospects don't look as good.... so I ask the question..... Who wants to be my Valentine???? Screw it.... I volunteer myself for any and all women here who need a Valentine this year. Why should I have ONE, when I can have so many? Don't expect flowers, candy, dinner, or sex, though. Flowers are old fashioned, candy is fattening, dinner can be expensive, and sex.... well.... Ok... you can expect sex. Sign up begins now. -tp insert bad Jim Norton joke here
MotherGooze Posted February 9, 2007 Posted February 9, 2007 aw that's so sweet. You know I never really celebrated valentines day, for me it's just a day like any other day. I want to thank the loved ones around me everyday for the things they do; not just once a year.
LN99 Posted February 9, 2007 Posted February 9, 2007 That is sweet of you! I never have been in a relationship during VDay..and honestly will be shocked when I actually do celebrate it. But, it truly is a commercial holiday and I kinda associate it with bad things that have happened(because my dad died 3 yrs ago that day.)
ratingsguy Posted February 9, 2007 Posted February 9, 2007 I have a friend whose birthday falls on Valentine's Day. What makes that interesting is that for years he's had terrible luck with women. Talk about adding insult to injury! Although presently he's very happily married... so in the end it did work out for him.
polywog Posted February 9, 2007 Posted February 9, 2007 Well, it doesn't sound like you have any takers yet. I would jump on this offer, but I know you're holding out for Dropdeadlegs.....
Author Teacher's Pet Posted February 9, 2007 Author Posted February 9, 2007 LOL.... she's taken! It's not fair, all the hotties are either taken, or are already my best friends. Wanna fly up to Jersey next week? hehe -tp giggity!
Author Teacher's Pet Posted February 14, 2007 Author Posted February 14, 2007 Last chance, ladies! :) Who wants to be my Valentine? -tp line forms to the... umm... anyone there?
burning 4 revenge Posted February 14, 2007 Posted February 14, 2007 Last chance, ladies! :) Who wants to be my Valentine? -tp line forms to the... umm... anyone there? no way i'm flying to NY, but you can cyberf*ck me if you want
the_alchemyst Posted February 14, 2007 Posted February 14, 2007 Last chance, ladies! :) Who wants to be my Valentine? Aw, tp, you are so cute. I'd be your valentine, but I think I'm too much of a tree-hugger for you.
burning 4 revenge Posted February 14, 2007 Posted February 14, 2007 Aw, tp, you are so cute. I'd be your valentine, but I think I'm too much of a tree-hugger for you. TP doesn't object to your hugging trees, he just wants to cut it down first.
the_alchemyst Posted February 14, 2007 Posted February 14, 2007 he just wants to cut it down first. That's the problem.
Author Teacher's Pet Posted February 14, 2007 Author Posted February 14, 2007 Aw, tp, you are so cute. I'd be your valentine, but I think I'm too much of a tree-hugger for you. Hey! Liberal chicks are the BEST in bed, I have to admit. Trust me, coming off a relationship with a bisexual public school teacher. Can't get much more liberal than that. -tp .....but I still wouldn't touch Hillary Clinton with Bill's peepee (not that he does either) haha
Author Teacher's Pet Posted February 14, 2007 Author Posted February 14, 2007 That's the problem. Aww... who'd need the tree? I have enough wood for both of us. -tp packin'
D-Lish Posted February 14, 2007 Posted February 14, 2007 Aww... who'd need the tree? I have enough wood for both of us. -tp packin' I'll hug your tree. But I want dinner first. !
Author Teacher's Pet Posted February 14, 2007 Author Posted February 14, 2007 I'll hug your tree. But I want dinner first. ! Well of course.... I'd never leave a pretty lady unsatisfied. -tp like snickers, she'll be packed with nuts! (hahaha)
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