Author Teacher's Pet Posted February 1, 2007 Author Posted February 1, 2007 1000 posts? crap- I'm almost there too! That's a lot of time spent on the internet in five months...maybe I have to get out more! TP, I had the worst date last night. Was so nervous, I didn't eat all day- then proceeded to have two or three pints...and got loaded...I mean LOADED! The last thing I remember is the bill coming and him saying- sorry honey, mind paying for this one, I have no cash on me.... ha! How ya doin? D OMG... hahahahahahaha And I thought *I* had bad dates! I aint no Bill Gates, but I can buy a lady a damned drink! Speaking of which... Devils/Leafs coming soon..... ahem ahem.... -tp 2 minutes for high sticking
Author Teacher's Pet Posted February 1, 2007 Author Posted February 1, 2007 OMG D-Lish, my first thought was "are you serious?" and in a millisecond I knew you were. (Huge sigh and wondering where to go.) Next time suggest that, no, you do not have cash either as you expected that he would be paying. I wonder where THAT would have led. That would have been even easier expressed by me if I were loaded. Then again it's easier to make comments with the advantage of time to think. Better luck next time? This is why I hide an extra $20 in my wallet. It can cover a few drinks, and a 3-pack of condoms. -tp holy crap, they DO have an expiration date......
Porn_Guy Posted February 1, 2007 Posted February 1, 2007 I aint no Bill Gates' date=' but I can buy a lady a damned drink![/quote'] well i'm sure you get a discount at your bar
whichwayisup Posted February 1, 2007 Posted February 1, 2007 Novice!! Keep up with your tp "isms" they make me laugh!
underpants Posted February 1, 2007 Posted February 1, 2007 TP.... Extra Rolled....for her pleasure. Enjoy...you rock dude.
Author Teacher's Pet Posted February 1, 2007 Author Posted February 1, 2007 well i'm sure you get a discount at your bar Half price. :) -tp bargain shopping for booze
Author Teacher's Pet Posted February 1, 2007 Author Posted February 1, 2007 TP.... Extra Rolled....for her pleasure. Enjoy...you rock dude. If you only knew... -tp rock you like a hurricane
dropdeadlegs Posted February 1, 2007 Posted February 1, 2007 I simply can't get enough of you! Humor is so important to life in general. Does anyone ever feel as good as they do when they laugh? I don't think so. I only wish I had learned that sooner! I'll be around for your next 100 posts and eagerly anticipate them. I also know that we will meet someday. You have no reason to come to my area, but I have reason to come to yours. And I'm due for a visit to NY, it's been five years this summer!
Author Teacher's Pet Posted February 1, 2007 Author Posted February 1, 2007 DDL... You are something else. Thank you. :) -tp needs to know if the rumor about those legs is true... hubba hubba
dropdeadlegs Posted February 1, 2007 Posted February 1, 2007 DDL... You are something else. Thank you. :) -tp needs to know if the rumor about those legs is true... hubba hubba Rumor? Doesn't one of my taglines address rumors? I'm all about facts (and opinions. I have lots of those. All factual of course. I have an ********* too.)
Author Teacher's Pet Posted February 1, 2007 Author Posted February 1, 2007 Rumor? Doesn't one of my taglines address rumors? I'm all about facts (and opinions. I have lots of those. All factual of course. I have an ********* too.) *counting asterisks* v-a-.... that aint it. p-u-.... nope.... c-u-.... oops.... -tp such a d-i....
dropdeadlegs Posted February 1, 2007 Posted February 1, 2007 the asterisks don't even count for the word I posted. It was butthole, minus one letter! You know opinions and buttholes, everyone has one? Didn't mean for any confusion. Now I'm hoping butthole will make the transition. If not think anal cavity minus three asterisks, and being one word.
magichands Posted February 1, 2007 Posted February 1, 2007 Is this the thread about anal sex? I'm not obsessed, or anything, I just heard that the real estate was undervalued.
dropdeadlegs Posted February 1, 2007 Posted February 1, 2007 Is this the thread about anal sex? I'm not obsessed, or anything, I just heard that the real estate was undervalued. I'll, PM you when an anal sex thread occurs.
magichands Posted February 1, 2007 Posted February 1, 2007 I'll, PM you when an anal sex thread occurs. The service around here is excellent. Bottoms up!
dr strangelove Posted February 1, 2007 Posted February 1, 2007 I think I will go on a hunger strike til -tp- gets laid.
Author Teacher's Pet Posted February 1, 2007 Author Posted February 1, 2007 I think I will go on a hunger strike til -tp- gets laid. You poor, poor man. -tp see ladies, I don't just want it for me.... I'm trying to save a life here!
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