Teacher's Pet Posted January 31, 2007 Posted January 31, 2007 So, after 1,000 posts, what have I learned? 1. My ex is a self-centered whore who didn't deserve me. 2. I'm actually pretty hot for a fat guy. 3. It's easier to give advice than to take it, sometimes. 4. Peeing in groups, when you are the only one with a penis can be embarrassing. 5. Doody and sex don't mix. 6. Having horrible dates isn't so bad as long as SOMEONE gets a laugh out of them. 7. Rockapella sings more than just the Carmen SanDiego song. 8. NEVER ask someone for a light unless their awake. (sorry, had to!) But most all, the two most important things I've learned.... 1. Having awesome friends absolutely ROCKS! 2. I'm a GREAT person. There, I said it. Thanks, everyone. I'm sure I have another thousand or so posts (or at least the taglines) left in me. -tp but I still haven't gotten laid!
lovernotafighter Posted January 31, 2007 Posted January 31, 2007 congrats on your 1,000 posts!! hope you got something good all I got was a rock. great friends really are the bomb aren't they and appreciating them while there in your life is even better. the last bit reminded me of Daily Affirmations with Stuart Smalley!! yay!! http://home.hawaii.rr.com/snlcn/franken/stuart.html
dropdeadlegs Posted January 31, 2007 Posted January 31, 2007 1000 is certainly a milestone. I just noticed that I'm nearing it myself and I've only been here since late October. Guess it's true that women use more words in a day! I, too, feel I have learned a lot about myself in these forums. I'm not as crazy as I once thought based on the general population! I assume that is you in your avatar since you are standing in what looks like a bar, and you are not fat, but definitely hot! Heres' to the next 1000 posts. I especially enjoy yours, even when you're on a political rant (just read that one moments ago.) Your humor and ability to share even the most humiliating aspects of your own experiences is refreshing and honest in a way that I adore. From one incredibly honest person to another, I'm happy to have gotten to know you through this wonderful place called LoveShack. Keep on posting!
JamesM Posted January 31, 2007 Posted January 31, 2007 Congrats! I am getting close but I have been here six months longer than you. I better to get typing.
littlekitty Posted January 31, 2007 Posted January 31, 2007 Hey, if I post that another 185 times I'll hit 3,000!!!
underpants Posted January 31, 2007 Posted January 31, 2007 Congratulations on 1000 You know I stalked your posts when I discovered this site. You made me laugh when all I could do was cry. Thank you. Should I boil that?
tinktronik Posted January 31, 2007 Posted January 31, 2007 Yahhh. 1000 !!! They really start to move after that first 1000 , you'll see . Just ask anyone here with more than 10,000.
Author Teacher's Pet Posted February 1, 2007 Author Posted February 1, 2007 the last bit reminded me of Daily Affirmations with Stuart Smalley!! yay!! Hey! Here I am celebrating, and you bring up Al Franken!!!! -tp Air America... ha ha ha
Author Teacher's Pet Posted February 1, 2007 Author Posted February 1, 2007 I assume that is you in your avatar since you are standing in what looks like a bar, and you are not fat, but definitely hot! Well, yes, I'm a bartender. And you are so right (making sure DS/FW/Skimmy aint looking)... I'm not fat at all! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: As fat as being HOT????? Well... ummm..... uhh..... Ok, yeah, why not? Come and get it! Oh wait, you aren't single.. heh heh I especially enjoy yours, even when you're on a political rant (just read that one moments ago.) Nothing funny about Hillary. That's a horror waiting to happen! Your humor and ability to share even the most humiliating aspects of your own experiences is refreshing and honest in a way that I adore. From one incredibly honest person to another, I'm happy to have gotten to know you through this wonderful place called LoveShack. Keep on posting! Ya know, up until that part, I wanted to just nail you up against a wall. Now I have to respect ya? Thanks for the compliments... *teary eyed* -tp still would nail her up against a wall
Author Teacher's Pet Posted February 1, 2007 Author Posted February 1, 2007 Congrats! I am getting close but I have been here six months longer than you. I better to get typing. I just have a lot more time on my hands... ....among other things... -tp CEO, Kleenex
Author Teacher's Pet Posted February 1, 2007 Author Posted February 1, 2007 Congratulations on 1000 You know I stalked your posts when I discovered this site. You made me laugh when all I could do was cry. Thank you. OMG... that was probably the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me on here.... I mean that...... I honestly didn't come here to "cheer people up" or "heal the wounded". I came here AS one of the wounded (still have the scars), and it took the humor and cheer of others here to help me find it in myself.. I hope you find it as well, my friend. -tp yadda yadda yadda, where are the babes?
Author Teacher's Pet Posted February 1, 2007 Author Posted February 1, 2007 Yahhh. 1000 !!! They really start to move after that first 1000 , you'll see . Just ask anyone here with more than 10,000. Sheeesh.... I gotta come up with 8,994 more? -tp 1006.
dropdeadlegs Posted February 1, 2007 Posted February 1, 2007 Well' date=' yes, I'm a bartender.[/quote'] I have been a bartender myself. And you are so right (making sure DS/FW/Skimmy aint looking)... I'm not fat at all! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: As fat as being HOT????? Well... ummm..... uhh..... Ok, yeah, why not? Come and get it! Oh wait, you aren't single.. heh heh Not single and don't expect to be, but time doesn't always deal the us the greatest hand. Next time my life goes astray, I am moving to NY. I have an open invitation from my sister and I almost accepted it last time. Nothing funny about Hillary. That's a horror waiting to happen! Hillary isn't going to happen. The country is not ready for that. A horror? well, I would have to disagree on that aspect, but it doesn't matter in the long run. Politics aren't all that important to me and I like that it wouldn't affect my choices in a mate. Ya know, up until that part, I wanted to just nail you up against a wall. Now I have to respect ya? Thanks for the compliments... *teary eyed* -tp still would nail her up against a wall Again, I love your humor and enjoy you so much. I can handle the overtones as I actually HAVE a sense of humor and can laugh at myself. A well learned characteristic, if I say so myself. And no respect necessary. At least not yet...
Author Teacher's Pet Posted February 1, 2007 Author Posted February 1, 2007 Next time my life goes astray, I am moving to NY. I have an open invitation from my sister and I almost accepted it last time. And the next time it goes astray and you consider NY... Dial 1-900-TEACHERSPET and kick them nasty thoughts -tp baby got back
dropdeadlegs Posted February 1, 2007 Posted February 1, 2007 And the next time it goes astray and you consider NY... Dial 1-900-TEACHERSPET and kick them nasty thoughts -tp baby got back Good to know I have options! You are so cool! I don't even know you and I just luv ya!
Author Teacher's Pet Posted February 1, 2007 Author Posted February 1, 2007 Good to know I have options! You are so cool! I don't even know you and I just luv ya! Well, you know what they say... To know me.... -tp .....now what rhymes with know that I'd like done?
dropdeadlegs Posted February 1, 2007 Posted February 1, 2007 Well, you know what they say... To know me.... -tp .....now what rhymes with know that I'd like done? :laugh: You are so enjoyable!
D-Lish Posted February 1, 2007 Posted February 1, 2007 1000 posts? crap- I'm almost there too! That's a lot of time spent on the internet in five months...maybe I have to get out more! TP, I had the worst date last night. Was so nervous, I didn't eat all day- then proceeded to have two or three pints...and got loaded...I mean LOADED! The last thing I remember is the bill coming and him saying- sorry honey, mind paying for this one, I have no cash on me.... ha! How ya doin? D
dropdeadlegs Posted February 1, 2007 Posted February 1, 2007 1000 posts? crap- I'm almost there too! That's a lot of time spent on the internet in five months...maybe I have to get out more! TP, I had the worst date last night. Was so nervous, I didn't eat all day- then proceeded to have two or three pints...and got loaded...I mean LOADED! The last thing I remember is the bill coming and him saying- sorry honey, mind paying for this one, I have no cash on me.... ha! How ya doin? D OMG D-Lish, my first thought was "are you serious?" and in a millisecond I knew you were. (Huge sigh and wondering where to go.) Next time suggest that, no, you do not have cash either as you expected that he would be paying. I wonder where THAT would have led. That would have been even easier expressed by me if I were loaded. Then again it's easier to make comments with the advantage of time to think. Better luck next time?
Author Teacher's Pet Posted February 1, 2007 Author Posted February 1, 2007 :laugh: You are so enjoyable! I have been told. -tp but not recently
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