NearlyThere Posted January 19, 2007 Posted January 19, 2007 This was sent round at work today - It was called "As I Mature!!! It made me smile -thought I would pass it on - some is a bit of humour some a bit of truth so please take it that way - its not a dig at anyone. I've learned you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I've learned that no matter how much you care, some people are just A $$ holes. I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion not proof to destroy it. I've learned you can get by on charm for about 15 mins, after that you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs. I've learned you shouldn't compare yourself to others, they are more screwed up that you think. I've learned that you can keep on vomiting long after you think you've finished. I've learned that that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be alot of money to take its place. I've learned that 99% of the time when soemthing isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it. I've learned that the people you care about most in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. Hope you all have a good weekend.
NoIDidn't Posted January 19, 2007 Posted January 19, 2007 I have learned that SpongeBob Squarepants really is funny. I have learned that you can get the same stomach bug twice. Really. I have learned that I LOVE STALKING!!!
Je Ne Regrette Rien Posted January 20, 2007 Posted January 20, 2007 I have learnt that... Eating anything with over 5 grams of staurated fat is enjoyableThat loving a MM is hard and no matter how hard I try I will be perceived as the "bad maneater person"That shoes aren't just for christmas, they are for lifeThat your soul is the only thing you take with you when you kick it, so why not make it the best thing you haveThat spending 1/2 my time on LXS and 1/2 my time on LS isnt probably too healthy an existenceI love questions like this! It's gonna be a 5 page-er x
puddleofmud Posted January 20, 2007 Posted January 20, 2007 "That shoes aren't just for christmas, they are for life" Darlin, darlin, darlin: what wacked out MoFo eva said that shoes are just for Christmas? Santa has been lying to you, babes! Unless this was metaphorical as opposed to realistic--get on board--get on the LS Shoe Train O' Love. SHOES are our lives, we need shoes! Lots and lots of shoes! There is NO life beyond shoes!!! (Puddle says gruffly!!!!) It's ALL ABOUT the shoes.... I will report you to management if I should ever see another post from you belittling shoes-- DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? Shoes are for every day of the week, not just Holidays, unless you want to talk about what hoofies you're considering for Easter...
whichwayisup Posted January 20, 2007 Posted January 20, 2007 As I mature, I realize you can't hide the smell of gas in an elevator, just like you can't deny it visually in a bathtub!
Je Ne Regrette Rien Posted January 20, 2007 Posted January 20, 2007 "That shoes aren't just for christmas, they are for life" Darlin, darlin, darlin: what wacked out MoFo eva said that shoes are just for Christmas? Santa has been lying to you, babes! Unless this was metaphorical as opposed to realistic--get on board--get on the LS Shoe Train O' Love. SHOES are our lives, we need shoes! Lots and lots of shoes! There is NO life beyond shoes!!! (Puddle says gruffly!!!!) It's ALL ABOUT the shoes.... I will report you to management if I should ever see another post from you belittling shoes-- DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? Shoes are for every day of the week, not just Holidays, unless you want to talk about what hoofies you're considering for Easter... Of course you're right POM...shoes are for everyday! You know what, I'm going shoe shopping tomorrow. I'm feeling the urge! Sorry to sort of hijack this post but ladies (and men) quickly - SEX or SHOES? Lol
puddleofmud Posted January 20, 2007 Posted January 20, 2007 Sex or shoes? Girl, What.. Are.. You... Doing? Asking a starving sex monkey if they prefer sex or shoes? Are you out of your MIND? Sex....shoes...sex...shoes...sex...shoes.... Pbbthssst! Now you have me all mixed up (whine). I am going to have to report you to the management for confusing my ISSUES.
Guest Posted January 20, 2007 Posted January 20, 2007 This was sent round at work today - It was called "As I Mature!!! It made me smile -thought I would pass it on - some is a bit of humour some a bit of truth so please take it that way - its not a dig at anyone. I've learned you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I've learned that no matter how much you care, some people are just A $$ holes. I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion not proof to destroy it. I've learned you can get by on charm for about 15 mins, after that you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs. I've learned you shouldn't compare yourself to others, they are more screwed up that you think. I've learned that you can keep on vomiting long after you think you've finished. I've learned that that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be alot of money to take its place. I've learned that 99% of the time when soemthing isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it. I've learned that the people you care about most in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. Hope you all have a good weekend. HA! HA! U HAVE BEEN ON A ROLL ALL DAY! HEY, HOW DID THE EXBF BREAK HIS LEG WHILE RAKING LEAVES? HE FELL OUT OF THE TREE BTW, I LIKE READING ENOT AND FISH NOVELS AND REPLYING IN HERE - IS THAT WRONG?
Guest Posted January 20, 2007 Posted January 20, 2007 I Always Wanted To Ask My Gf This Question - When We First Met Her Name Was Allie, Then She Changed It - I Wonder Why She Choose That Name? The Choice Of Name Was One Of The Things That Caught My Eye, She Didn't Have A Pix [dating Site] Next Time I See Her I'll Ask Also, If You Could Change Your Name - Would U?
Guest Posted January 20, 2007 Posted January 20, 2007 Take it, or leave it. I'm telling you that you absolutely must make him believe that you are completely over him. THAT WAS PROBABLY THE SADEST TIME OF MY LIFE - I WAS SO SURE SHE HATED ME. AS ALWAYS, I SAY DO THE OPPOPSITE. Ignore him like he is nothing to you. THAT DROVE ME INTO A DELUSIONAL STATE WHERE I HAD A RUN IN WITH THE POLICE ON WALKLEY ROAD It will drive his feeble mind up a wall. If it is a challenge he is after, you give him one to remember. POSITIVE CHALLENGE And you remember what I'm telling you on this net: A man wants what he can't have I DON'T WANT WHAT I DON'T HAVE - WHAT I THINK IS IMPORTANT IS THIS - IF SOMEONE TRULY KNOWS THEY WILL NEVER COME BACK THEY SHOULD TELL THAT PURPOSE AND DO NOT PLAY WITH THEIR HEART I UNDERSTAND THE RATIONALE BEHIND THIS STUFF BUT REMEMBER IT IS DANGEROUS TOO. SOMETIMES U CAN MAKE PEOPLE SUFFER AND IF THEY ARE DEPRESSED - SOME HAVE SUICIDE AND CUTTING AND ALL SORT OF ISSUES THAT CREEEP IN. I BELIEVE U SHOULD ALWAYS TRY YER BEST TO TREAT THE OTHER WITH LOVE AND RESPECT.
freakygal78 Posted January 20, 2007 Posted January 20, 2007 I like those.... Howz about I've learned that people with tidy houses are the neurotic and bored those with untidy houses are LS addicts!
ratingsguy Posted January 20, 2007 Posted January 20, 2007 I've learned that people with tidy houses are the neurotic and bored those with untidy houses are LS addicts! God, ain't that the truth!
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