RecordProducer Posted January 20, 2007 Posted January 20, 2007 Wow RecordProducer and Porn_Guy really feeling the love here. Aren't we cute?
Ripples Posted January 20, 2007 Posted January 20, 2007 something nice I've found about the opposite sex, actually admirable about them, is that they are able to pee standing up. What a handy trick! A girl goes into a bar. She just wants to chill out, play some pool, drink a couple of beers but the guys in the bar are too butch to just let her be. They're calling out to her telling her she should be at home doing the housework, looking after a baby, the bar is a man's place etc. Well, she starts getting a little sick of this, so she goes over to the loudest mouth guy there and offers him a wager. She says "I bet you that I'm better than any guy and I'll prove it by peeing against a wall higher than you can". The guys all fall about laughing and the main man, of course, accepts. So they all troop outside to the back of the bar. The girl pulls her panties down to her knees, hitches her skirt up at the back, scootches up against the wall and pees. It's a fair effort. Then it's loudmouth's turn. He pulls his flies down, yanks his dick out (he's going commando, of course) and stands, legs spread, one hand on his hip, aiming his dick as high as possible ready to pee. The girl says "Uhuh, I didn't use my hands..."
IpAncA Posted January 20, 2007 Posted January 20, 2007 yes, some men are like portable heaters... and if they snore, they even sound like one... O yes mine is a portable heater as well. I'm always cold no matter what time of the year it is so he always keeps the bed or me warm. Sometimes it's to warm. Plus his hands are always warm too.
love4ever Posted January 21, 2007 Posted January 21, 2007 --the slight roughness of their faces --their necks and jawlines --temples and where the hairline starts --bones, tendons and veins in their hands --arm hair, chest hair, leg hair, etc. --shoulder, arms, ass, calves --"boy parts" as NJ put it --how they can lose themselves in a good meal --how they can call BS on each other, then give a pat on the back and go out for a beer ten minutes later --when they are knowledgeable and skilled at something I know little about --when they have a sharp sense of humor --when they kick butt with spiders, flat tires, and jammed toasters --when they listen --when they make an effort to anticipate what I might want or need --when they appreciate me wow you just pretty much said everything i could ever think of *sigh* I love my man.
Porn_Guy Posted January 21, 2007 Posted January 21, 2007 I'm always cold no matter what time of the year why are women always cold? is it hormonal?
2sunny Posted January 21, 2007 Posted January 21, 2007 why are women always cold? is it hormonal? I am opposite of most women... I'm always hot. The thermostat is set at 55 degrees (it does come on once in a while at nighttime) and I don't feel one bit cold.
magichands Posted January 21, 2007 Posted January 21, 2007 http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200701/s1830512.htm
NineGirl Posted January 21, 2007 Posted January 21, 2007 how DO we post a new thread starter??? i'm having trouble.. Thanks!
magichands Posted January 21, 2007 Posted January 21, 2007 how DO we post a new thread starter??? i'm having trouble.. Thanks! Click on the forum you want to post in. http://www.loveshack.org/forums/ And then "New Thread" is at the top. I think.
amaysngrace Posted January 21, 2007 Posted January 21, 2007 I feel safe with my man around. It's strange to me because my exH was just the opposite. I felt like I had to protect myself from HIM. I thought I was pretty independent and modern in my ways. But I guess not. Is it backwards to think a man makes you feel protected? Like they'll take care of things because they're big and strong? I feel like I've reverted from a strong woman to one who feels safer ~for lack of better words~ with a man to take care of me.
Author Woggle Posted January 21, 2007 Author Posted January 21, 2007 I feel safe with my man around. It's strange to me because my exH was just the opposite. I felt like I had to protect myself from HIM. I thought I was pretty independent and modern in my ways. But I guess not. Is it backwards to think a man makes you feel protected? Like they'll take care of things because they're big and strong? I feel like I've reverted from a strong woman to one who feels safer ~for lack of better words~ with a man to take care of me. It is 100% natural for you to feel this way. Deep down many women want this in a man but are too scared too admit because the feminists will rip them apart. I think one of the reason many women don't go for the nice guys is because they come across as weak and women don't feel safe with weak man. Why do you think so many women have a thing for men in uniform?
Porn_Guy Posted January 21, 2007 Posted January 21, 2007 I think one of the reason many women don't go for the nice guys is because they come across as weak and women don't feel safe with weak man. Its really not that they COME ACROSS as weak.....they ARE weak.
Author Woggle Posted January 21, 2007 Author Posted January 21, 2007 Its really not that they COME ACROSS as weak.....they ARE weak. Some of the strongest men are also the most polite and soft spoken. Most of the bad boys are actually just good actors.
Pyro Posted January 21, 2007 Posted January 21, 2007 Most of the bad boys are actually just good actors. They just target those that are gullable enough to fall for their games. A strong and intelligent woman will see right through the guy and his games.
amaysngrace Posted January 21, 2007 Posted January 21, 2007 Its really not that they COME ACROSS as weak.....they ARE weak. So you're saying that nice guys are weak and mean guys are strong? I think you've got it all wrong. I think it's really just a matter of security. Secure guys are strong and nice while insecure guys are weak and mean. And this is just an observation I've made: the smaller the penis the meaner the guy. Not to say that well-endowed men can't be cruel, they probably can, but a lot of anger issues in men comes from having a small penis IMO.
amaysngrace Posted January 21, 2007 Posted January 21, 2007 Most of the bad boys are actually just good actors. I agree with this. If they acted bad in the beginning they'd never get a girl's interest. Then their badness comes out. I think mostly they can't like anyone really because they just don't like themselves. And I also agree with Riddler. They prey on the weak. The most vulnerable.
Pyro Posted January 21, 2007 Posted January 21, 2007 So you're saying that nice guys are weak and mean guys are strong? I think you've got it all wrong. I think it's really just a matter of security. Secure guys are strong and nice while insecure guys are weak and mean. And this is just an observation I've made: the smaller the penis the meaner the guy. Not to say that well-endowed men can't be cruel, they probably can, but a lot of anger issues in men comes from having a small penis IMO. I agree with you Amay, but I think that he was referring to the doormat "nice" guy. Big difference between the two.
amaysngrace Posted January 21, 2007 Posted January 21, 2007 I agree with you Amay, but I think that he was referring to the doormat "nice" guy. Big difference between the two. What's doormat nice? Not genuinely nice?
Pyro Posted January 21, 2007 Posted January 21, 2007 What's doormat nice? Not genuinely nice? Its the type of guy who never stands up for himself. He lets people walk all over him. That is where doormat comes from. That term has been used frequently here. You never heard it used?
amaysngrace Posted January 21, 2007 Posted January 21, 2007 You never heard it used? Um probably just missed it. So you're saying that if a guy is a pushover he's weak? Yeah with that I agree.
Pyro Posted January 21, 2007 Posted January 21, 2007 Um probably just missed it. So you're saying that if a guy is a pushover he's weak? Yeah with that I agree. You got it. You get a cookie.
amaysngrace Posted January 21, 2007 Posted January 21, 2007 You got it. You get a cookie. Thanks. I like how men make me see things from a different perspective.
magichands Posted January 21, 2007 Posted January 21, 2007 I like how men make me see things from a different perspective. Yes... the correct perspective.
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