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[sIZE=2]It's GUARANTEED you will hook up. Folks in your town are looking for a FLING just like you!!!! [/sIZE]

[sIZE=2]Use the link below and you will be taken directly to the list of people looking for a fling in your area.[/sIZE]

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[sIZE=2]http://www.ju-ce.com[/sIZE]

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Fling this.

 

*insert vulgar gesture here*

 

-tp

nyah nyah poopies

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To expand on my earlier post, I thought a small example of a women's bathroom conversation was in order:

 

woman 1: Did you see that guy I am with?

woman 2: Yes, have you been dating him long?

woman 1: Do you have toilet paper in there? This is our second date.

woman 2: Have you slept with him yet? Yes, here some is.

woman 1: No, do you think I should?

woman 2: Well, that all depends, how large is his penis?

woman 1: Do you have a copy of Guns and Ammo in your stall?

woman 2: No, but do you want this copy of Soldier of Fortune, or there is a copy of Cosmo. It has "15 oral sex tips to drive him wild" on the cover...

woman 1: You know none of us do that anyway...He e-mailed me a picture of it erect and it looks average. Sure, hand over the Guns and Ammo please...

woman 2: Well, then you need to hope he has good oral presentation skills.

woman 1: I got these shoes at Macy's, what do you think? Well, he is a big talker if that is any indicator

woman 2: Those shoes are so cute, and you can just never tell.

woman 1: Yeah, and all men are cheating, lying scum anyway...

woman 2: All they want is to get laid, oh I love that lipstick!

 

And now you know...

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