burning 4 revenge Posted January 14, 2007 Posted January 14, 2007 I would prefer that her penis is smaller than mine, and if it's not she can at least be clean shaven and wear plenty of foundation.
Teacher's Pet Posted January 14, 2007 Posted January 14, 2007 Here's my perfect angel.... - white/latina/asian/pacific islander - any height (I'm 5'8", so I'm open to anything) - medium - "thick" build (no super skinny chicks, and no '57 Chevy's) - medium-long hair, preferably reddish/blondish *growls* - medium-chested (but perky!) - GREAT legs (this is wayyyyy important!), must look good in a short skirt - Perky ass (not flat, not too huge) - Not "dressy", is more comfortable dressing casually, but will dress slutty for me in private:) - some sort of diploma (no airheads, please!) - has an opinion on things (even if I disagree!) - likes sports (preferably baseball) - likes home cooking (I LOVE to cook!!!!) - takes care of herself (even if she's not totally in shape, she exercises and takes pride in her appearance) - has a GREAT sense of humor (is NOT offended by dirty jokes!!!!) - enjoys music (preferably rock....metal chicks RULE) - enjoys movies (both in the theatre and home on the couch) - Not overly religious (not "born again" or a "fanatic" of any type) - Politically moderate/borderline conservative (no "tree huggers", please) - Is willing to bond with my friends - Is willing to let me bond with her friends - NON-smoker - Light/Moderate drinker - Absolutely ZERO drugs - Likes animals (pet owners a +++) And now the fun part... - Very affectionate, enjoys PDA's - VERY sexual (no "not tonight, I have a headache") - Must LOVE oral sex. (Receiving!) - Wears lingerie for me - Finds creative ways to seduce me/allows me to "seduce" her, even after years together.... - Not afraid to "play hard" in bed. And now the most important things: - LOVES me for who I am, not what I "might" be able to give her - LOVES me through good times and bad - SUPPORTS my ambitions, let's me be a part of hers Now...the big question... Where the f**k is she? -tp did i mention i like to give oral?
magichands Posted January 14, 2007 Posted January 14, 2007 I would prefer that her penis is smaller than mine, and if it's not she can at least be clean shaven and wear plenty of foundation. That can be a real drag.
Ironman75 Posted January 14, 2007 Posted January 14, 2007 Normal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
magichands Posted January 14, 2007 Posted January 14, 2007 Normal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I sense some exasperation. Or maybe it's desperation.
Touche Posted January 14, 2007 Posted January 14, 2007 That can be a real drag. Yeah, a real drag...queen.
burning 4 revenge Posted January 14, 2007 Posted January 14, 2007 Yeah, a real drag...queen.Aren't you quick....
Touche Posted January 14, 2007 Posted January 14, 2007 Aren't you quick.... Not really...just thought I'd clarify for those who aren't as quick as I am!
pricillia Posted January 14, 2007 Posted January 14, 2007 Will Smith. Do I get points for brevity? Love him!!!!
lindya Posted January 14, 2007 Posted January 14, 2007 Love him!!!! Regardez-la! Assuming this link works, enjoy those dinky cheekbones and impressive muscular structure. http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/bad_boys_ii/will_smith/co8.jpg
pricillia Posted January 14, 2007 Posted January 14, 2007 Regardez-la! Assuming this link works, enjoy those dinky cheekbones and impressive muscular structure. http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/bad_boys_ii/will_smith/co8.jpg Hot Damm.... Lindya... I loved him when he was the Fresh Prince!!!!
lindya Posted January 14, 2007 Posted January 14, 2007 Hot Damm.... Lindya... I loved him when he was the Fresh Prince!!!! He was particularly adorable yet at the same time hot in Hitch. I love him. He may grind me into Curmudgeon's antique bed, once the joiner has installed a special "ceiling" for my feet.
pricillia Posted January 14, 2007 Posted January 14, 2007 He was particularly adorable yet at the same time hot in Hitch. I love him. He may grind me into Curmudgeon's antique bed, once the joiner has installed a special "ceiling" for my feet. There is always the wall Lindya, push the bed up against the wall, you will be all set then. Yeah and if he is a foot man then all the better. Did you see the pursuit of Happyness?
lindya Posted January 14, 2007 Posted January 14, 2007 There is always the wall Lindya, push the bed up against the wall, you will be all set then. Yeah and if he is a foot man then all the better. Did you see the pursuit of Happyness? No that treat still awaits... though I understand it also features a small child, who will probably ruin the experience for me. There is always the wall Lindya, push the bed up against the wall, you will be all set then. Way ahead of you....Unfortunately, my bed is on castors and I have a wooden floor.
pricillia Posted January 14, 2007 Posted January 14, 2007 No that treat still awaits... though I understand it also features a small child, who will probably ruin the experience for me. Way ahead of you....Unfortunately, my bed is on castors and I have a wooden floor. Oh I thought about that.... Ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaa Just put a rug underneath the bed!!!! Plus you can buy stoppers...
lindya Posted January 14, 2007 Posted January 14, 2007 Oh I thought about that.... Ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaa Just put a rug underneath the bed!!!! Plus you can buy stoppers... It would be quite a spectacle, my bed crashing through the walls then rolling down the road while Hitch and I are still at it. And if the bed's false ceiling were installed, I bet that would really make people stare.
Porn_Guy Posted January 14, 2007 Posted January 14, 2007 It would be quite a spectacle, my bed crashing through the walls then rolling down the road while Hitch and I are still at it. And if the bed's false ceiling were installed, I bet that would really make people stare. ok emma peel
luvtoto Posted January 14, 2007 Posted January 14, 2007 My fantasy BF would be little bits and pieces of every guy I used to date all rolled up into one perfect guy.
lindya Posted January 14, 2007 Posted January 14, 2007 My fantasy BF would be little bits and pieces of every guy I used to date all rolled up into one perfect guy. That sounds like a good idea. Mine would be little bits and pieces of my least favourite ex, rolled up and made into a delicious hamburger for the perfect guy.
LaughMachine Posted January 14, 2007 Posted January 14, 2007 My ideal dream guy Hansome no particular length in hair or color of eyes just hansome. Style Not too much colone and not too much of a care freak that it shows on his clothes. Simple jeans and just a shirt and some manly boots Personality Funny as can be and not only laughs at my jokes but creates them with me. Someone who has character and compassion and does the right thing as much as I do. A loving conscious human being who cares for his moma and his animails most importantly cats. Adventurous and thrilling yet doesn't mind staying home a night or to. Cooks his meals instead of always buying them. Good character + alot of humour + good music lover = ideal man Good in bed Not really a big important factor of mine but someone who can make me feel important, someone who can make me feel sexy Everything is mainly listed in personality because yes personality matters most. But I still would like my ideal man to be sexy as can be. Anyone who has good character , houmour and sexy looks is one in a kind. I know everyone is listing all this stuff that they do ...but if you got someone who has good character and good humour than they can easily fit in your schedule. Also it is good to have oppisites...shows you a different side:)
luvtoto Posted January 14, 2007 Posted January 14, 2007 That sounds like a good idea. Mine would be little bits and pieces of my least favourite ex, rolled up and made into a delicious hamburger for the perfect guy. Talk about heartburn!!
lindya Posted January 14, 2007 Posted January 14, 2007 Talk about heartburn!! The man's heart was too small and wizened to make so much as an starter out of, and I'd say the same about some of his other organs. There was probably enough meat on the rump to put together a decent sized main course though.
Ironman75 Posted January 15, 2007 Posted January 15, 2007 You know it's funny it seems everyone on here seems to really know what they want. But the real question is WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO DO TO HAVE THE PERFECT MATE. No one is perfect.
pricillia Posted January 15, 2007 Posted January 15, 2007 You know it's funny it seems everyone on here seems to really know what they want. But the real question is WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO DO TO HAVE THE PERFECT MATE. No one is perfect. It is alright to dream though...
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