Pyro Posted January 10, 2007 Posted January 10, 2007 I think you should write the script. Try to cast Jennifer Aniston for the lead role.
whichwayisup Posted January 10, 2007 Posted January 10, 2007 Nah, not her. How about Gina Gershon as the lead role. If I were a lesbian, I'd DO Gina!!
Pyro Posted January 10, 2007 Posted January 10, 2007 Nah, not her. How about Gina Gershon as the lead role. If I were a lesbian, I'd DO Gina!! Please? For me? Did you see her in "Bound?"
whichwayisup Posted January 10, 2007 Posted January 10, 2007 Please? For me? Did you see her in "Bound?" I'd let her go down on me......
serial muse Posted January 10, 2007 Posted January 10, 2007 Wow, you really do have a lot of life experience for an 18 year old i know, right? curious, isn't it? going on 19 but not interested in getting married again. i've been wondering why a certain poster wasn't on this thread...but now i think i get it. :laugh:
Pyro Posted January 10, 2007 Posted January 10, 2007 i know, right? curious, isn't it? going on 19 but not interested in getting married again. i've been wondering why a certain poster wasn't on this thread...but now i think i get it. :laugh: Pretty obvious wasn't it?
serial muse Posted January 10, 2007 Posted January 10, 2007 Pretty obvious wasn't it? yah, i'm a bit slow.
SmoochieFace Posted January 10, 2007 Posted January 10, 2007 It's just such an enigmatic mystery. I'd also say cowardly too.
magichands Posted January 10, 2007 Posted January 10, 2007 yah, i'm a bit slow. I guess that comes from having your legs chopped off.
Pyro Posted January 10, 2007 Posted January 10, 2007 I guess that comes from having your legs chopped off. :lmao:
serial muse Posted January 10, 2007 Posted January 10, 2007 I guess that comes from having your legs chopped off. i actually laughed at that, which i guess makes me a nerd (if there was any doubt). topic: as i say, i'm a nerd. and a woman. and i've been told that i have a sexy librarian thing going on. so there. p.s. do not doubt the power of the Tick to drag himself about with his powerful arms. Spooooon!
Pyro Posted January 10, 2007 Posted January 10, 2007 i actually laughed at that, which i guess makes me a nerd (if there was any doubt). topic: as i say, i'm a nerd. and a woman. and i've been told that i have a sexy librarian thing going on. so there. p.s. do not doubt the power of the Tick to drag himself about with his powerful arms. Spooooon! I see that your occupation is riddle-telling. That position has already been filled here.
magichands Posted January 10, 2007 Posted January 10, 2007 I see that your occupation is riddle-telling. That position has already been filled here. There's really no cause for alarm. As with any position, there is always room for someone on top, and someone on the bottom. Well, except the Spooooon!
Pyro Posted January 10, 2007 Posted January 10, 2007 There's really no cause for alarm. As with any position, there is always room for someone on top, and someone on the bottom. Well, except the Spooooon! Touche'.
serial muse Posted January 10, 2007 Posted January 10, 2007 I see that your occupation is riddle-telling. That position has already been filled here. but what would be the fun of only telling riddles yourself? i can offer you professional appreciation of your work. i was going to apologize for swerving wildly off-topic, but then i realized that the previous discussion was about WWIU getting it on with gina gershon. anyhoo. you were saying?
Pyro Posted January 10, 2007 Posted January 10, 2007 but what would be the fun of only telling riddles yourself? i can offer you professional appreciation of your work. i was going to apologize for swerving wildly off-topic, but then i realized that the previous discussion was about WWIU getting it on with gina gershon. anyhoo. you were saying? Well, since you put it nicely and because magichands reminded me that there is a top and bottom position available. WWIU has a habit of bringing up lesbian talk and causing everyone to forget what they were talking about.
amaysngrace Posted January 10, 2007 Posted January 10, 2007 I guess that comes from having your legs chopped off. Funny. I got a joke...what do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cuntswaylow.
Pyro Posted January 10, 2007 Posted January 10, 2007 Funny. I got a joke...what do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cuntswaylow. Being a Mexican myself, that was pretty darn funny.
orangehose Posted January 10, 2007 Posted January 10, 2007 I think that men can reduce their drama with women by quite a bit by dating nerdy women and I don't mean nerdy as an insult. The problem with some men is that we tend to go out to bars and clubs to meet women and these places are fine if you want to have some fun but not good if you want to find a helthy relationship. They are filled with women that just want to screw as many guys as possible and women with issues. I was a bartender once and I met so many women who were just screwed up in the head. When you get into a relationship with a club hopper she will get bored and start to crave drama and excitment again so she will dump you. Yeah, I'm often disappointed by how men are drawn to certain kinds of women like moths to a flame, ignoring other types of women who could probably give them a better time. And the same for women going for wealthy men. However, that's just how the species evolved... Hard for most people to deny those ingrained instincts... If a man was given a choice between a moderately attractive, very intelligent woman, versus a gorgeous unintelligent one, well, at the very least it wouldn't be an easy choice for many men. As an aside, a woman's lack of overt sexual advertising does not mean she is asexual... Incidentally, there have been TONS of studies about how it's harder for nerdier women to marry and reproduce... We are definitely weeding out intelligent women from the gene pool. Or maybe they are weeding themselves out...
orangehose Posted January 10, 2007 Posted January 10, 2007 Because there are alot of women's issues that come up in academia, there have been lots of studies about lives of women with higher degrees. What they've found is that the majority of women who have higher degrees marry men that also have higher degrees, while men with higher degrees generally marry women without them that play a support role in their H's careers. (Note: I'm not equating intelligence or nerdiness with higher degrees, but it's still interesting.) Interesting, the studies I've read actually say that educated women are less likely to get married or have kids. Smart women MUST date smart men, while smart men are less concerned about a partner's intelligence... So some smart women end up being leftovers because of the asymmetry. I think the problem can be addressed if smart women date "down" (and those men are willing to date them)... Personally I think the sugar momma thing could lots of fun.
blind_otter Posted January 10, 2007 Posted January 10, 2007 Personally I think the sugar momma thing could lots of fun. It gets really old telling your BF "Shhhh! Angels don't speak" all the time because they blather nonsense all the time. I'm just saying.
Porn_Guy Posted January 10, 2007 Posted January 10, 2007 As an aside, a woman's lack of overt sexual advertising does not mean she is asexual... you may be correct in some cases OH but men are generally attracted to femininity. and nerdiness it not that feminine.....grandma-wear, coke-bottle spectacles and sensible shoes dont' turn most men on. Incidentally, there have been TONS of studies about how it's harder for nerdier women to marry and reproduce... We are definitely weeding out intelligent women from the gene pool. Or maybe they are weeding themselves out... maybe they are not as intelligent as they think they are...
crazy_grl Posted January 10, 2007 Posted January 10, 2007 you may be correct in some cases OH but men are generally attracted to femininity. and nerdiness it not that feminine.....grandma-wear, coke-bottle spectacles and sensible shoes dont' turn most men on. So if I'm watching Star Trek in a thong and heals, I don't qualify as a nerd?
magichands Posted January 10, 2007 Posted January 10, 2007 So if I'm watching Star Trek in a thong and heals, I don't qualify as a nerd? No, because you can't spell heels. But thanks for that picture, it will keep me satisfied for hours.
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