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I got bored and I did something completely ridiculous. I was able to calculate the percentage of my life from the time I was old enough to date to now and did it throughout high school and then did one overall, and they were pretty dang high. Through high school it was 97% and for overall its 99%. And if you think thats ridiculous i was able to calculate a rough estimate of the number of days ive been single. Pretty pathetic aint it? Just goes to show what you can do when you get bored enough.

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During my divorce almost 6 years ago I calculated the total money that she screwed out of me thru business loans, her Bipolar spending etc etc...divided by the number of times we had sex ( she never once cleaned the house so that wasn't part of the equation ) in the 5 year marriage and then compared that to hiring a maid and a ho..

 

Hiring a maid and a ho would've been much much cheaper.. and I had sex almost every day of the marriage..

 

hahahahaha

 

Try not to think of the negative and think of the positive in your life...

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Alright nerdlinger*, time to put down the calculator and go out and meet some women folk. ;)

 

Seriously though, how old are you? A lot of folks didn't have much luck dating in high school, those are the years when most of us are pretty awkward, geeky, and scared of the opposite sex. Ugg, high school. You couldn't PAY me to relive it. So naturally it'll kill your dating curve. So if you're still relatively young it would make sense that the majority of your dating life you've been single.

 

*Meant as a term of endearment, usually used by My Fair Husband when referring to yours truly.

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