Greenfrog Posted December 7, 2006 Posted December 7, 2006 After the protracted break up of a long term relationship, I am finally throwing in the towel for now and not dating anyone. I tried to bounce back and ended up with two horny lunatics to choose from. (One sent me pics of his privates & demanded boobie pics from me,while the other unknowingly hit on one my friends for offline quickie sex) So - now I'm giving myself between now and sometime in Febuary to just date myself. I am in the process of moving from NYC to my hometown in the Philly burbs for next two weeks and then it's Xmas/New Years to distract me. After that I have surgery and then it's my Birthday, then vacation, then I start a new job. So I will be busy until Febuary no matter what. Even with all this stuff keeping me busy I'm afraid of not having enough to keep my idle hands busy (and no masturbation doesnt occupy enough of my time to matter) I work out/dance, I like to read, design stuff, walk my dogs, cook, shop and watch movies. But Im afraid of being lazy and letting the easy addiction of match.com and AIM suck me in unwillingly. I've already logged in three times tonight, even though Ive already removed my pics and know theyll just be the same weirdos as usual (according to research, most new members of personal ad sites join in January, May & September) What are some other things I can do to distract myself from dwelling on guys for a couple months ? God I sound like a nympho !
westernxer Posted December 7, 2006 Posted December 7, 2006 What are some other things I can do to distract myself from dwelling on guys for a couple months ? Get a vibrator.
Art_Critic Posted December 7, 2006 Posted December 7, 2006 Get a vibrator. The rabbit should keep her busy
whichwayisup Posted December 7, 2006 Posted December 7, 2006 Uhmm, start hanging out more on LS - You won't get into any trouble here seeing as this place really isn't a pickup joint! Enjoy your "ME" time. Pamper yourself, spend time with friends and family. Do things that make YOU happy! Cut yourself off from the online dating site - Just delete your account and if you choose to join again, do so when you're done doing "ME" time. Pick up some hobbies and try new things. Join a cooking class for fun, seeing as you like cooking! Could be alot of fun! Though to be honest, it sounds like you got TONS on your plate so I think you're gonna do fine!
whichwayisup Posted December 7, 2006 Posted December 7, 2006 Two men with their minds in the gutter........But, then again, you DID mention the masterbation thing! *See, I thought I'd be good and not touch that one...*
Pyro Posted December 7, 2006 Posted December 7, 2006 *See, I thought I'd be good and not touch that one...* You softening up on us?
Art_Critic Posted December 7, 2006 Posted December 7, 2006 Two men with their minds in the gutter........ Yeah.. this coming from Miss Shower Massager 2006
westernxer Posted December 7, 2006 Posted December 7, 2006 Two men with their minds in the gutter........ You know it. Sincerely, The faucet
whichwayisup Posted December 7, 2006 Posted December 7, 2006 You softening up on us? I guess so. Give me two days and I should be feeling more like myself again. B12 shot day tomorrow! Originally posted by Art_Critic Yeah.. this coming from Miss Shower Massager 2006 Yup, afew more days and my dirty-filled mind will go back to normal. You know it. Sincerely, The faucet
Author Greenfrog Posted December 7, 2006 Author Posted December 7, 2006 Get a vibrator. Vibrators suck. Just make me want the real deal.
westernxer Posted December 7, 2006 Posted December 7, 2006 Vibrators suck. Just make me want the real deal. I see more men in your near future. Resistance is futile. LOL
Author Greenfrog Posted December 7, 2006 Author Posted December 7, 2006 Just posting about not wanting to date or thinking about guys is making me think about it all again.......Argh..... Thats my pink elephant in the room. K its midnight, think Ill go drink starbucks and chase it with some diet red bull and get some packing done. Queen procrastinator. Thats the fun thing about being single, I can do whatever I want , whenever I want to. Wear fluffy slippers and a silk slip while playing Chemical Romance loudly and pack until 5 am ? Sure, cause I dont have to please anyone right now.
Pyro Posted December 7, 2006 Posted December 7, 2006 After the protracted break up of a long term relationship, I am finally throwing in the towel for now and not dating anyone. I tried to bounce back and ended up with two horny lunatics to choose from. (One sent me pics of his privates & demanded boobie pics from me,while the other unknowingly hit on one my friends for offline quickie sex) So - now I'm giving myself between now and sometime in Febuary to just date myself. I am in the process of moving from NYC to my hometown in the Philly burbs for next two weeks and then it's Xmas/New Years to distract me. After that I have surgery and then it's my Birthday, then vacation, then I start a new job. So I will be busy until Febuary no matter what. Even with all this stuff keeping me busy I'm afraid of not having enough to keep my idle hands busy (and no masturbation doesnt occupy enough of my time to matter) I work out/dance, I like to read, design stuff, walk my dogs, cook, shop and watch movies. But Im afraid of being lazy and letting the easy addiction of match.com and AIM suck me in unwillingly. I've already logged in three times tonight, even though Ive already removed my pics and know theyll just be the same weirdos as usual (according to research, most new members of personal ad sites join in January, May & September) What are some other things I can do to distract myself from dwelling on guys for a couple months ? God I sound like a nympho ! Sounds like you have quite a bit of stuff to keep you occupied. You just need to have some will power to stay away from the temptations that you are speaking of. Also, if you are going to be lazy and browse on the computer, that time better sure as hell be spent here on LS.
whichwayisup Posted December 7, 2006 Posted December 7, 2006 I think they need to put something in, a warning of how addictive LS is when ya join up!
Pyro Posted December 7, 2006 Posted December 7, 2006 I think they need to put something in, a warning of how addictive LS is when ya join up! The mods would never do that. That is how they get their support money. The people become addicted and then they become brainwashed and then decide to support it.
Art_Critic Posted December 7, 2006 Posted December 7, 2006 The mods would never do that. That is how they get their support money. The people become addicted and then they become brainwashed and then decide to support it. The first 50 posts are free.. then you are hooked and they......
whichwayisup Posted December 7, 2006 Posted December 7, 2006 I'm thinking this place is addictive as smoking! OH man, which is harder to quit??? LS or smokin'? Good thing I don't have to give up LS...Unless one day my hubby tells me to. Ha, I'd probably have a major melt-down and have to be taken in to the white padded room!
Pyro Posted December 7, 2006 Posted December 7, 2006 Ha, I'd probably have a major melt-down and have to be taken in to the white padded room! I'd be right there behind you. Oops that was a sexually provogative comment.
whichwayisup Posted December 7, 2006 Posted December 7, 2006 Oops that was a sexually provogative comment. Rather hear that than the other stuff you usually say to me about my team. Shhh...Not a word about tomorrow night's game (well technically tonight) unless we lose (again). THEN I give you permission. Hell, you can even start a hockey thread or something!! Sorry for thread stealin' GF. These guys just bring this stuff outta me!
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