melodymatters Posted November 29, 2006 Posted November 29, 2006 Ok, maybe i'm the last to stumble across this, or maybe I have an overactive imagination, BUT, On my " it's my friggen b-day thread" Magic hands said he was " taken" ! I asked him, and he said there was a "clue" on LS ! So, I remebered some flirting between them and now SHE has a pink elephant avatar too, so my guess ? Magic hands and Kamille, sittin in a tree, k-i-s-s-ing :love:
tanbark813 Posted November 29, 2006 Posted November 29, 2006 He's going to get her drunk and stick his trunk in her pooper.
whichwayisup Posted November 29, 2006 Posted November 29, 2006 Funny thing is, I always thought magichands was female!!!
blind_otter Posted November 29, 2006 Posted November 29, 2006 He's going to get her drunk and stick his trunk in her pooper. I think we all know about the consequences of LS to RL romances, don't we, anti-lama tuberculosis?
a4a Posted November 29, 2006 Posted November 29, 2006 Funny thing is, I always thought magichands was female!!! WHAT???!!!! She is not???? Oh No what have I gotten myself into this time? :eek:
Adunaphel Posted November 29, 2006 Posted November 29, 2006 Pink is just another shade of red. *sits back and enjoys the online soap opera*
tanbark813 Posted November 29, 2006 Posted November 29, 2006 I think we all know about the consequences of LS to RL romances, don't we, anti-lama tuberculosis? We don't speak of such things, body odor.
a4a Posted November 29, 2006 Posted November 29, 2006 Great, looks like I have become the OE (other elephant)........
TYASAFAHICSI Posted November 29, 2006 Posted November 29, 2006 Yes, and lest we forget the other anti llama tuberculosis episode with another couple on here....and then there was Goldpile and the nuns---they NEVER work out!
Lostgurl Posted November 29, 2006 Posted November 29, 2006 WHAT???!!!! She is not???? Oh No what have I gotten myself into this time? :eek: OMG, you guys aren't alone, because i always thought Magichands was female also! Sorry Magichands!
Author melodymatters Posted November 29, 2006 Author Posted November 29, 2006 ......you couldn't smell the musky aroma as he walked you to the breeding pond ? isn't anyone going to add substance to my theory ? C'mon !!!!! Go Pachy's :love:
alphamale Posted November 29, 2006 Posted November 29, 2006 Magic hands and Kamille, sittin in a tree, k-i-s-s-ing :love: come on!!! MH couldn't get laid in a cat house
Kamille Posted November 29, 2006 Posted November 29, 2006 hahahaha hihihihihihi hoo hoo... but seriously, melodymatters, where is this tree you're talking about? i could do with a make out session.
whichwayisup Posted November 29, 2006 Posted November 29, 2006 Great, looks like I have become the OE (other elephant)........ ... ..
the_alchemyst Posted November 30, 2006 Posted November 30, 2006 How cute. I always thought B4R was more magic's type, though.
Pyro Posted November 30, 2006 Posted November 30, 2006 I always thought B4R was more magic's type, though. You too huh?
magichands Posted November 30, 2006 Posted November 30, 2006 I just woke up from this amazing dream. :love: I guess I fell out of a tree. Wow. :bunny:
magichands Posted November 30, 2006 Posted November 30, 2006 Magic hands and Kamille, sittin in a tree, k-i-s-s-ing :love: You know, I've been sitting in that tree for a while now... waiting only for her. The pink champagne lost its chill a while ago, and I had to eat all the oysters myself. I even made sure my lips were nicely moisturised - I was ready to settle in for the long haul. I think she's all talk and no action. The sad thing is, she has me pining even more - if that's possible - for her cuddly presence. I've got it bad. He's going to get her drunk and stick his trunk in her pooper. I admit to the pink champagne, but I had no intention of taking advantage of her in an inebriated state. Pink elephants like her deserve one's greatest respect. Besides, what's a little patience going to hurt? Play my cards right and we'll soon be moving permanently to the days-and-nights-of-extreme-passion stage of the relationship. On the other matter, I have to concede that I've thought about it. Those longing cuddles where I gently caress her forbidden fruit with the tip of my naturally-ribbed trunk. If one is relaxed enough, you never quite know what is possible in the name of love. It's all in the spirit of showing your lover that there is no part of their physical being that you will leave unexplored in your relentless quest to bring them pleasure. Because when you love someone, you want to just open your heart and let your feelings pour into their very soul. And then I like to sprinkle some extra loving all over their body to seal it inside. What???!!!! Okay, so maybe I didn't explain that so well. I'm not going to do anything she's not completely comfortable with, but yes - I do like the idea of checking out her rear end. Only if the mood takes us down that road, and only after the whole area has been thoroughly tenderised by a gliding-and-squeezing-type massage. Pink is just another shade of red. That's very true, but I like to be able to see when my pink elephant is blushing. There's something very sexy about the element of "surprise." ---they NEVER work out! Who needs to work out when you're getting down-and-dirty several times a day? (Schedules permitting... but less time can sometimes call for more furious action, if you know what I mean.) Go Pachy's :love: With an attitude like that, you can be assured of your wedding invitation. come on!!! MH couldn't get laid in a cat house Alas, you are right on the money - yet again. Pink elephants have made the physical expression of love into an art form. Crude expressions like that have been banished from their love vocabulary. Kissing should never be underestimated. If you're able to truly connect with that special someone, it really does feel as if they are melting into your arms. And I think I could stay like this forever, but sometimes it's hard to contain your animal instincts. The trunk moves in. I can't go into too much detail here, but the aim is to have her pulsating with pure delight. The slow and deliberate approach is the one I favour, as one nurtures their lover to the crest of their delirium. When time is getting away from one, however, the temptation to ravish sometimes becomes too much. One can't help oneself sending wave after wave of passion through their trunk like an out-of-control slinky. And just when it seems we're in danger of tumbling dangerously down the staircase of love, a parachute appears to drift us gently back down to earth - together. but seriously, melodymatters, where is this tree you're talking about? i could do with a make out session. I feel rejected. But it's okay - it inspires me to know there are pink elephants like you in the world.
blind_otter Posted November 30, 2006 Posted November 30, 2006 Oh God, I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. I expect nude photos to be posted on the web asap.
Author melodymatters Posted November 30, 2006 Author Posted November 30, 2006 I thought it was sweeeeet and A4a just confirmed that she's the funniest woman on this board imo and I am quite sure b4r is a guy, a shortish, balding, hispanic guy, ...not that theres anything wrong with that !
dropdeadlegs Posted November 30, 2006 Posted November 30, 2006 How cute. I always thought B4R was more magic's type, though. I think someone may be jealous..... Kissing should never be underestimated. If you're able to truly connect with that special someone, it really does feel as if they are melting into your arms. And I think I could stay like this forever, but sometimes it's hard to contain your animal instincts. Romance may be overrated, but kissing is surely underrated. I soooo identify with your thoughts on the subject:D
littlekitty Posted November 30, 2006 Posted November 30, 2006 Awwww that's cute...!! I wondered what was up with all the pink elephants....!!
TYASAFAHICSI Posted November 30, 2006 Posted November 30, 2006 In the words of any Valley Girl in the 70s Gag me with a spoon!
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