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trying to keep myself from thinking about a guy? oh yeah! I've been there. You just made me realize yoga helps me a lot at those times. and pampering myself. fancy bath oils. it's even at those times that I'll treat myself to a professional massage (here it comes...). Anything that relaxes me.

 

I guess that's why everyone else suggested masturbation :confused: well that and having release in the thread title.

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Honestly though, masturbation is a great mental release as well. I realize it was suggested, in part, by some to be farcical, but they actually have a point.

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trying to keep myself from thinking about a guy? oh yeah! I've been there. You just made me realize yoga helps me a lot at those times. and pampering myself. fancy bath oils. it's even at those times that I'll treat myself to a professional massage (here it comes...). Anything that relaxes me.

 

I guess that's why everyone else suggested masturbation :confused: well that and having release in the thread title.

 

lol yah after I posted that title, I figured that might happen, and that's ok, because humor is another good way to overcome things. :D

I like to tan because that relaxes me but getting a massage is probably a lil more safe ;) good idea!

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Honestly though, masturbation is a great mental release as well. I realize it was suggested, in part, by some to be farcical, but they actually have a point.

 

yah to be honest it has helped, and you're right it's also a great mental release.

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yah to be honest it has helped, and you're right it's also a great mental release.

 

This thread is taking an unexpected turn. I LOVE it :p

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fancy bath oils.

I'd be up for that if I could find a tub big enough. Aromatherapy...oh yeah.

 

Until then, it's ice cream and chocolate. Chocolate and ice cream. Off I go to Store 24. :bunny:

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Mental release? Giving head? Is that why they call it head? That's ridickulous.

 

And why do they call it a release when you're coming? Shouldn't you be going??

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VIP....

I wish I had a real answer as to how to "release". My theory is work out during the day ( both in the gym and with " the bullet" ), drink wine in the evening, and take Ambien at night. Maybe throw a little Oxycontin in there somewhere. Ok, I'm not serious - I would never recommend my standard day to anybody else!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Focus on outside interests that will put you in contact with new people and take your mind off the "old" ones.

Good Luck.

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I'd be up for that if I could find a tub big enough. Aromatherapy...oh yeah.

 

Until then, it's ice cream and chocolate. Chocolate and ice cream. Off I go to Store 24. :bunny:

 

my sister has a pool and a hot tub baby yeah! first oysters, then hot tub, then chocolate and ice cream, then massage...

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my sister has a pool and a hot tub baby yeah! first oysters, then hot tub, then chocolate and ice cream, then massage...

My dream date!! Where have you been all my life?!

 

I will bring every conceivable essential oil I can lay my hands on. Let's hope that you melt faster than the ice cream.

 

I don't know about release...what if I don't want to let you go? I don't think I'll want to go anywhere (unless I run out of oil).

 

Aren't you worried that the oysters might make me frisky?

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VIP....

I wish I had a real answer as to how to "release". My theory is work out during the day ( both in the gym and with " the bullet" ), drink wine in the evening, and take Ambien at night. Maybe throw a little Oxycontin in there somewhere. Ok, I'm not serious - I would never recommend my standard day to anybody else!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Focus on outside interests that will put you in contact with new people and take your mind off the "old" ones.

Good Luck.

 

I definitely work out as much as I can, and it does help. Luckily I don't see his friends that often, maybe like around town, but it's not a big deal because they were nice to me. But, very true, I need to hang out with my friends that have no connection with him ;) Thanks for your advice :)

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My dream date!! Where have you been all my life?!

 

I will bring every conceivable essential oil I can lay my hands on. Let's hope that you melt faster than the ice cream.

 

I don't know about release...what if I don't want to let you go? I don't think I'll want to go anywhere (unless I run out of oil).

 

Aren't you worried that the oysters might make me frisky?

 

kinda off the subject...but since you mention oysters, it reminds me Alice In Wonderland :( that was a sad part of the movie lol.

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kinda off the subject...but since you mention oysters, it reminds me Alice In Wonderland :( that was a sad part of the movie lol.

 

I have a terrible memory when it comes to movies... What about the oysters in Alice wonderland?

 

Aren't you worried that the oysters might make me frisky?

 

I like my elephants frisky and cuddly ;)

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I have a terrible memory when it comes to movies... What about the oysters in Alice wonderland?

Walking upon a beach one (sunny) night, the Walrus and Carpenter come upon some oysters, four of whom they invite to join them-- however, to the disapproval of the eldest oyster, many more follow them. After walking along the beach, the two titular characters get hungry and eat all of the oysters. Afterward, the Walrus regrets his actions and cries.

I like my elephants frisky and cuddly ;)

I can only do my best to meet your high expectations. Fail to please, and I can see myself pining over you for the balance of my days.

 

There's a lot at stake, here. Better make sure there are plenty of oysters. :bunny:

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Walking upon a beach one (sunny) night, the Walrus and Carpenter come upon some oysters, four of whom they invite to join them-- however, to the disapproval of the eldest oyster, many more follow them. After walking along the beach, the two titular characters get hungry and eat all of the oysters. Afterward, the Walrus regrets his actions and cries.

 

I can only do my best to meet your high expectations. Fail to please, and I can see myself pining over you for the balance of my days.

 

There's a lot at stake, here. Better make sure there are plenty of oysters. :bunny:

 

yah it was kinda scary to watch that as a kid :laugh:

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Spend time with friends, family.

EXERCISE.

Spa days.

Shopping.

Hobbies.

 

Just anything to get yourself out of the house and busy!!

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