Author Teacher's Pet Posted November 19, 2006 Author Posted November 19, 2006 you were engaged within 6 months....sorry i have to roll my eyes That makes 4 of us. You, me, her, and my mother. -tp learned how to dodge bullets
D-Lish Posted November 19, 2006 Posted November 19, 2006 Well, next time you are in the NYC/NJ area....or I'm in Ontario....umm.... are you closer to Toronto or Ottawa? My limited Canadian geography is based on being a hockey fan. My job has offices just outside Toronto. Imagine they sent me there for training or something........ -tp wondering what a canadian breakfast might include Just outside of Toronto! Eggs, bacon and toast with homefries and a side of pancakes. Yummy.
Author Teacher's Pet Posted November 19, 2006 Author Posted November 19, 2006 Just outside of Toronto! Eggs, bacon and toast with homefries and a side of pancakes. Yummy. Hey! We have that kind of food in America, too! WOW!!! I am so there.....for breakfast only, of course... I'm a gentleman... -tp liar.
alphamale Posted November 19, 2006 Posted November 19, 2006 I am so there.....for breakfast only, of course... I'm a gentleman... . make sure D-LISH gets to taste your sausage. I hope ARIA does not get jelous.
Author Teacher's Pet Posted November 19, 2006 Author Posted November 19, 2006 make sure D-LISH gets to taste your sausage. I hope ARIA does not get jelous. I think she'll get over it (Jenn over my supposed breakfast with D-Lish that is...not D-Lish getting over my....) heh. giggity! -tp watch out for low-flying innuendo!
Ariadne Posted November 19, 2006 Posted November 19, 2006 Hi Tp, The "outcome" WE want? To be at each other's weddings one day. Well, you just keep up the good work with the gym thing, and keep meeting Ariawoman for the karaoke or whatever it is that you do in town... And you'll be in each other's wedding but together :love: Ariadne
Author Teacher's Pet Posted November 19, 2006 Author Posted November 19, 2006 Hi Tp, The "outcome" WE want? To be at each other's weddings one day. Well, you just keep up the good work with the gym thing, and keep meeting Ariawoman for the karaoke or whatever it is that you do in town... And you'll be in each other's wedding but together :love: Ariadne Oy vey. I don't think me and Jenn (or anyone) getting married would have anything to do with me working out at the gym lol I have never dated a woman who had a "problem" with my weight. My ex was 1/2 my weight, and couldn't get enough of me. *evil grin* In fact, almost every girl I've ever dated has been relatively slim/medium build. Apparently, I'm the Fabio of fat guys. Besides, you know what they say about big guys and their "eating habits"...... *whistles* I like to think a woman would like me for the other physical activities I am quite... proficient at. You know.....cooking, talking, maybe a couple of other -ing's.... But no, I don't think it will be Jennifer standing next to me at the altar, though, if I do get married before she does, I'd hope she'd catch the bocquet so she'd be next! :) -tp chunky little studmuffin
alphamale Posted November 19, 2006 Posted November 19, 2006 Apparently' date=' I'm the Fabio of fat guys. [/quote']
Author Teacher's Pet Posted November 19, 2006 Author Posted November 19, 2006 Ok... Fabio circa like 1990. Now he's just freakish. -tp freakish since 1971
alphamale Posted November 19, 2006 Posted November 19, 2006 Fabio circa like 1990. I was thinking more like Ron Jeremy aka "The Hedgehog"
Author Teacher's Pet Posted November 19, 2006 Author Posted November 19, 2006 I was thinking more like Ron Jeremy aka "The Hedgehog" LOL...I was actually thinking the same thing before when I was writing my other post... lol *looks down* Umm.... nope. -tp aka "the inchworm"
Author Teacher's Pet Posted November 19, 2006 Author Posted November 19, 2006 Just outside of Toronto! Eggs, bacon and toast with homefries and a side of pancakes. Yummy. And a generous serving of D-Lish.. My job has an office in Hamilton. Anywhere near you? lol Of course, my job has absolutely NO reason to send me there. -tp getting his passport renewed.
Ariadne Posted November 19, 2006 Posted November 19, 2006 Hi, Apparently, I'm the Fabio of fat guys. Besides, you know what they say about big guys and their "eating habits"...... *whistles* Haha... well, you sound like a very romantic guy, you seem to have a really good heart, and a whole bunch of other good things. I said that about the gym because you commented that you had lost a lot of weight and that people started to notice and complimented you and you said that it felt good. So I figured it was working well for you. The hotter the better. Well, good luck with finding that girl for the altar. I'm trying to find my guy for the altar too, but not much luck there. Ariadne
MagnoliaJane Posted November 19, 2006 Posted November 19, 2006 TP, seems like you have been keeping busy between 1995-2006 except in 2001 and 2004 Not bad at all! (so why are you on LS? Just kiddin') A happy song just crossed my mind (The Morgue-Loudon Wainwright III). Here goes the text: I went to the morgue today to see you I knew you'd end up there right from the start The coroner he told me You died from natural causes A guilty conscience and a broken heart You should've thought about our sacred marriage The vows we made, the promise never to part The tangle tied to your big toe It tells an awful story A guilty conscience and a broken heart A guilty conscience and a broken heart You sure got your ??? for your crime A guilty conscience and a broken heart That combination does it every single time Now you're dead it's too late to be sorry You made a move that wasn't very smart Little did you know That when you dumped me You get a guilty conscience and a broken heart They pulled back the sheet and I ID-ed you Seeing you so blue gave me a start Then they sent your body Back into the deep-freeze Now you got a frozen broken heart! A guilty conscience and a broken heart You sure got your ??? for your crime A guilty conscience and a frozen broken heart That combo platter does it every single time Magnolia -Not suffering from the Funny Person Syndrome
Author Teacher's Pet Posted November 19, 2006 Author Posted November 19, 2006 That was umm......morbid! But I liked it. -tp doesn't wish ill on his ex....... well....... lol
MagnoliaJane Posted November 19, 2006 Posted November 19, 2006 morbid but funny... I like the frozen broken heart part. Seriously: I don't wish anything bad for my ex... ...but sometimes irony/sarcasm helps me throughout the day. I have a small heart but try to act tough and keep my chin up . At the end of the day I feel I have nothing to loose except my dignity and pride (although I would have to fight myself to throw everything out of the window asap if my ex would say sorry and come back. But still, damn, I wouldn't do it!). -So far he sent ginger candies by interoffice mail, how's that for the lousiest "I still want to be friends attempt"? ....In return I am building a wall of silence around myself (but writing on LoveShack as a compensation )
Author Teacher's Pet Posted November 21, 2006 Author Posted November 21, 2006 irony/sarcasm helps me throughout the day. Sometimes, being a comedian is the ONLY thing that has kept me from eating a bullet over the last several years. Laughter is the best medicine, and sometimes, the only thing that works. -tp laugh, clown, laugh
D-Lish Posted November 21, 2006 Posted November 21, 2006 And a generous serving of D-Lish.. My job has an office in Hamilton. Anywhere near you? lol Of course, my job has absolutely NO reason to send me there. -tp getting his passport renewed. I'm actually living IN Hamilton! (not the most beautiful city in the world, but alas it's home). But there's a great breakfast place one block away from me!
Author Teacher's Pet Posted November 21, 2006 Author Posted November 21, 2006 I'm actually living IN Hamilton! (not the most beautiful city in the world, but alas it's home). But there's a great breakfast place one block away from me! Hmm... if I get the promotion I'm up for...they might be sending me there for training.......... ....and then maybe it'll be breakfast time... -tp utterly hopeless!
Author Teacher's Pet Posted November 21, 2006 Author Posted November 21, 2006 Tomorrow I'm having oral surgery. Next to running into my ex....bugs....snakes....President Hillary Clinton.... ....needles are something I fear greatly. At about 9am tomorrow (EST), please stop what you are doing and say a prayer for a condemned man..... .....and save me some mashed potatoes. -tp baby.
D-Lish Posted November 21, 2006 Posted November 21, 2006 Seriously: I don't wish anything bad for my ex... No? I totally do! Nothing horrible like an accident or physical harm or anything. But maybe something really embarrassing like he poops his pants at work or develops chronic uncontrollable gas. That would be great.
Author Teacher's Pet Posted November 21, 2006 Author Posted November 21, 2006 No? I totally do! Nothing horrible like an accident or physical harm or anything. But maybe something really embarrassing like he poops his pants at work or develops chronic uncontrollable gas. That would be great. *thinks to self* Yep. Yep. *sighs* Someone really hates me. -tp poopiepants
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